₦airaland Forum

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Speaking with journalists shortly after he returned from the UK today, President Buhari said he is fit and even jokingly challenged a journalist to a wrestling competition.
“You have seen me, you saw me when I was going, you can do the assessment by yourself. You can see me inspecting the guards of honour, if you want to wrestle me, you can do so, but you know I’m taller than you.” he said
He said he is resuming work stronger and more energetic.
lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/buhari-says-i-am-fit-challenges-reporter-to-a-wrestling-competition/

I thank God they're doing fine

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4 RRS operatives of the Lagos State Police Command early this morning sustained serious injuries while on operation when an over-speeding KIA RIO belonging to a hired car operator rammed into their vehicle near Ogudu Bus Stop.
The RRS men were on duty point patrolling along Ogudu-Alapere axis, inspecting the Light Up Lagos Project facilities, when the accident occurred at about 12:06 am on Sunday.
According to the information gathered at the scene of accident, RRS men were driving when a KIA Rio with lone occupant on a high speed rammed into them from behind.
An eyewitness who was at the scene of the incident and later conveyed the injured to Lagos State Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja for treatment.
“The RRS vehicle was going slowly on the road because they were monitoring the Light Up Lagos Project facilities when the KIA Rio on top speed from Lagos Island towards Alapere rammed into the RRS Ford car with registration number RRS 068 LA, thereby bundling it and the officers into a nearby ditch. Four officers of the RRS were seriously injured including the driver of the car in the accident.
As at the time of writing this report, three of the RRS operatives have been discharged from the hospital, while one along with the driver of the speeding vehicle is expected to be discharge later in the day.
Further investigation into the identity of the KIA Rio driver revealed that he just started the car hire services on Friday after leaving the services of a truck driving firm.
It would be recalled that vandals have been ceaselessly tampering with Light Up Lagos cables before the commissioning of the project in April. One Lucky Udeagwu was arrested with a 35 meter long cable meant for the project in Ogudu.
In May, RRS operatives again arrested another suspect, Obaji Christopher, for cutting the project cable at the Ogudu axis. These informed the constant monitoring of the area by the operatives, particularly at night.

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-four-rapid-response-squad-operatives-escape-death/

RIP!

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Fatal accident involving a truck (Mercedes 911 Tipper) and a Honda Pilot occurred yesterday a few kilometres after Ubakala junction, Umuahia, Abia State. According to Abia Facts Newspaper, none of the occupants in the Honda Pilot, including a pregnant woman, survived the accident...

Graphic photos from the scene after the cut...*viewer discretion advised*


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lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-fatal-crash-in-umuahia-leaves-several-dead-including-a-pregnant-woman/

lalasticlala, this is serious

One person: Minister of power, minister of works and housing!

it's okay

Waiting for Nigeria to move forward

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Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, today inspected ongoing work on the Loko-Oweto bridge over River Benue in Nassarawa/Benue states..
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lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-fashola-inspects-resumed-work-on-lowo-oweto-bridge-over-river-benue/

we're watching in 3D

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And the Drama continues! Thugs reportedly loyal to embattled PDP National Chairman, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff have camped at the gates of PDP Headquaters in Abuja. The thugs who came equipped with sticks and other weapons, have vowed that nobody except Ali Modu Sheriff and his loyalists would be allowed into the premises. See more photos after the cut…
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lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-thugs-stand-guard-at-the-gate-of-pdp-headquaters-in-abuja/

Ordinary election scattered their relationship

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Reno Omokri and Kaduna state Governor Nasir Elrufai were once pals until they fell apart over the 2011 elections when Elrufai chose to support candidate Buhari who he had once fought against while Reno chose to support GEJ. These photos were taken immediately after the 2011 elections in Washington DC. More photos after the cut…
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lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/reno-omokri-and-elrufai-when-the-going-was-good-photos/

My eyes are bulging out oo

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Bauchi State Government has explained photos of large stacks of cash said to be about N20million seen in the office of a state Commissioner, that has been trending on social media.
According to Shamsuddeen Lukman Abubakar, SA Communications to the Governor of Bauchi State, the money was earmarked for feeding during the Ramadan. The money was presented to the people by Commissioner Abdullah Mohammed Idris on behalf of the state governor Mohammed Abdullahi on Wednesday June 15. See the statement below: [b]
“Good evening to the good people of Bauchi state. It has come to my attention, the circulation of certain photographs online of money found on the table of a serving Commissioner of Bauchi state. I wish to assure you all that, the said picture is no implication of corruption or illegal money transactions.
This period of Ramadan teaches us to extend love to the poor, less privileged and the non buoyant. In line with this, and as has always been done, the Bauchi State Government releases funds to mosques in Bauchi state for the provision of iftar to faithfuls. These funds are disbursed through the Office of the Commissioner for Religious Affairs, to assist faithfuls who are not buoyant enough to afford iftar.
Once again, we understand the insensitivity of the image, surfacing at a time like this when we as a Government are working hard to achieve a corruption-free and transparent administration.
We want to assure the good people of Bauchi state that all and sundry is being done to make the best use of resources, fight corruption within the State and ensure that all our promises to the people are fully delivered.
May Allah crown our efforts with success.
Shamsuddeen Lukman Abubakar
SA Communications to His Excellency the Governor of Bauchi State
16th June, 2016[/b]
lalasticlala
More photos…

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-bauchi-state-govt-explains-viral-photos-of-stacks-of-cash-found-in-a-commissioners-office/

This kind money is big gon

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lalasticlala
Microsoft, today, announced that it is acquiring LinkedIn, the social network for professionals with 433 million users, for $26 billion, on $196 per share, in cash. The transaction has already been approved by the boards of LinkedIn and Microsoft.
LinkedIn is keeping its branding and product. It will become a part of Microsoft’s productivity and business processes segment. LinkedIn’s CEO Jeff Weiner will report to Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella. Read the letter Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella sent to employees about the buy after the cut:
Team,

I’m excited to share that today Microsoft announced a deal to acquire LinkedIn. You can see how Jeff Weiner, the CEO of LinkedIn, and I envision the opportunity ahead in this public presentation.
This deal brings together the world’s leading professional cloud with the world’s leading professional network. I have been learning about LinkedIn for some time while also reflecting on how networks can truly differentiate cloud services. It’s clear to me that the LinkedIn team has grown a fantastic business and an impressive network of more than 433 million professionals.
Given this is the biggest acquisition for Microsoft since I became CEO, I wanted to share with you how I think about acquisitions overall. To start, I consider if an asset will expand our opportunity — specifically, does it expand our total addressable market? Is this asset riding secular usage and technology trends? And does this asset align with our core business and overall sense of purpose?
The answer to all of those questions with LinkedIn is squarely yes. We are in pursuit of a common mission centered on empowering people and organizations. Along with the new growth in our Office 365 commercial and Dynamics businesses this deal is key to our bold ambition to reinvent productivity and business processes. Think about it: How people find jobs, build skills, sell, market and get work done and ultimately find success requires a connected professional world. It requires a vibrant network that brings together a professional’s information in LinkedIn’s public network with the information in Office 365 and Dynamics. This combination will make it possible for new experiences such as a LinkedIn newsfeed that serves up articles based on the project you are working on and Office suggesting an expert to connect with via LinkedIn to help with a task you’re trying to complete. As these experiences get more intelligent and delightful, the LinkedIn and Office 365 engagement will grow. And in turn, new opportunities will be created for monetization through individual and organization subscriptions and targeted advertising.
Jeff and I both believe we have a significant opportunity to accelerate LinkedIn’s growth and the value it brings to its members with Microsoft’s assets and scale. In fact, when Reid Hoffman, the founder of LinkedIn, and I spoke about the opportunity for us to come together, he called it a “re-founding” moment for LinkedIn and an opportunity to reach the mission the company set out on 13 years ago.
The opportunity for Office 365 and Dynamics is just as profound. Over the past decade we have moved Office from a set of productivity tools to a cloud service across any platform and device. This deal is the next step forward for Office 365 and Dynamics as they connect to the world’s largest and most valuable professional network. In essence, we can reinvent ways to make professionals more productive while at the same time reinventing selling, marketing and talent management business processes. I can’t wait to see what our teams dream up when we can begin working together once the deal closes, which we expect will happen this calendar year.
A big part of this deal is accelerating LinkedIn’s growth. To that end, LinkedIn will retain its distinct brand and independence, as well as their culture which is very much aligned with ours. Jeff will continue to be CEO of LinkedIn, he’ll report to me and join our senior leadership team. In essence, what I’ve asked Jeff to do is manage LinkedIn with key performance metrics that accrue to our overall success. He’ll decide from there what makes sense to integrate and what does not. We know that near term there will be no changes in who reports to whom so no reporting relationships at Microsoft will change in that regard. This approach is designed to keep the LinkedIn team focused on driving results while simultaneously partnering on product integration plans with the Office 365 and Dynamics teams. During the integration, we’ll pick key projects where we can go deep together that will ultimately result in new experiences for customers. Kurt DelBene will lead the overall integration efforts at Microsoft in close partnership with Qi Lu and Scott Guthrie.
I’m on the LinkedIn campus today in California and will host a call for investors at 8:45 a.m. PT with Jeff, Brad and Amy – please join if you can. Following that, I’ll then spend the day meeting with the LinkedIn team. Tomorrow, I’ll host a special Microsoft employee Q&A — I hope you can make it.
So far, what I’ve learned about the LinkedIn team is how much our cultures share many of the same attributes. We both care deeply about individual and collective growth, and find deep meaning in the work we do to make a difference in our world. Together we’ll do just that.
While I’m in northern California sharing our vision to empower professionals, the Xbox team is in southern California at E3 sharing our vision to empower gamers. I encourage you to check out the E3 press briefing, which starts at 9:30 a.m. Pacific Time.
Finally, if you’re not on LinkedIn, join up now and start using and learning more.
Satya

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Source: http://timenaija.com/microsoft-buys-linkedin-for-26-2b-in-cash-as-bill-gates-makes-big-move-into-social-media-enterprise/

So this money don go now!
it is well

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Former Nollywood actress, Victoria Inyama, shared this photo of her limited edition Tag Heuer wristwatch which she said was stolen inside her home by a visitor. She wrote;

“Am so hurt. This very sentimental piece was taken or should I say stolen from my home, No I wasn’t burgled. A person That visited me stole it and that’s why it grieves my heart. It can’t be sold to a proper jeweller cause it has security Mark but I suspect it could have been locally sold here in d UK or to some innocent person in Nigeria or may have even been pawned for cash. I pray that someone who has seen it somehow contacts me. it’s a limited edition & not common. Plssssss. Thank U”.
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Source: http://360jamng.tk/victoria-inyamas-limited-edition-wristwatch-gets-stolen-by-a-visitor-in-her-home/

WebSurfer:
So as i no want hangout with them as i wouldnt like people to see me with them nkor ?

if it's me!
if you like see me with dem, I don't have anything with them is I don't have anything with them
Shikina

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Edo state governor, Adams Oshiomole and his beautiful wife Iara attended the first matriculation ceremony of Edo University Iyamho, Edo state yesterday June 12th. More photos after the cut.

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-iara-and-adams-oshiomole-attend-edo-university-1st-matriculation-cermony/

so so true

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Looks like Senator Shehu Sani is not satisfied with Minister of Power, Babatunde Fashola’s efforts in the power sector.
lalasticlala mynd44

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Source: http://timenaija.com/we-have-moved-from-power-epilepsy-to-power-paralysis-sen-shehu-sani/

lalasticlala, if Oga Seun catches you like this?
you're gone

MrAldrick:
its 2weeks since i requested for the advertisement of my page. and yes my page has been advertised and yet no money have been deducted from my bank account.

what should i do am scared of applying for another ads.

one of my friend said i should just keep advertising but i can't just do that.

They'll take it soon.
thats what they do
@you can't remove your card until you pay

NevetsIbot:
let em come in... Wear iron pants btw. Don't play any games with them o.

Just chill with them... Seat far away... Pull out your phone and start pressing or bring out some papers and write... Do anything that seems like work... Tell em your kitchen is dirty. Tell em you need them to type something on your system.. Tell em to mop for you... Give em loads of work.... Go out to cut grass,, ask em to join you. Fetch water and ask them to join you... Clean the house and ask them to join you. Wash your car, ask them to join you.


Sheybi na maid them wan do... Give em works everytime they come. Lol... And still be far away

choi!!!
lmao
#wicked
maybe, they just want to be Friends

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websurfer, they might be lonely.

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Allow them in, make them feel free to a length

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make sure they know u have a gf

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be good buht, set a very large gap from romance

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Since, they're 2 girls, they just wanna hangout/make friends.
Just be a nice guy
#watchYaPocket
#thankmeLater

Good to hear!
God epp d boi

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President Buhari’s daughter, Aisha Buhari, took to twitter to announce that her mother, Aisha Buhari and her NGO, Future Assured, will be taking responsibility for the baby born with his heart outside his chest in Yobe on Monday June 6th. Great to hear!
lalasticlala mynd44

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Source: http://timenaija.com/aisha-buhari-to-take-responsibility-for-child-born-with-heart-outside-his-body-in-yobe/

congrats to her!
Good for them

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Governor Mohammed Abubakar of Bauchi State, today Friday, June 10, swore in Justice Rabi Talatu Umar as the first female Chief Judge of the state. A statement from the Governor reads:
“It is with great pleasure that I announce the appointment and swearing in of our first female Chief Judge, Justice Rabi Talatu Umar.
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“She has a long standing record of uprightness, impartiality and incorruptible adjudication. I am confident our judiciary is in good hands. I wish her well during her tenure and I urge the good people Bauchi State to support her in the fight to ensure fair justice for all.” Mohammed Abdullahi Abubakar Esq., Governor, Bauchi State
lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/photos-bauchi-state-gets-first-female-chief-judge/

This one is not mouse again! lalasticlala see oo