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apidum: during childhood i was always been exposed to nigerian movies,so on a faithful day i got a rope to hang myself as i have watched in nigerian movies. As i tied the rope to an iron and round my head and as i watched from movies,i feel from the chair i used in climbing but thank God someone just saved me before i killed myself because i lost my conciousness

StealthyMe: Mehnn..Childhood was fun

I remember keeping petty things bought for us for consumption after everybody had eaten theirs...

So,during morning devotion I was extremely hungry & I had mincepie in my wardrobe....lol....I took a candle ( since twas pretty early in the morning & securely hidden under my pile of clothes) and searched for my snack

I thought someone had eaten it when i couldnt find it ; The fear of my lost pie made me burn some new clothes I had never worn and set fire to ma wardrobe...

The beating that followed ehn....nor be here lol
I too chaww αм that day

Till today,ifah look back at my childhood, iSmile...Better Days Ahead !

Titiluvly: Whenever I enter a neighbor's house back then, I enta and den cary my slippers in my hand cos mummy told me to always put on my slippers,

There was a lady back then that had same wrapper with my mum, cos of me she stopped tying it cos anytime she does and I see her,i will start crying and telling her to return my mum's wrapper..*Poor woman*

Dohmedoh: When ever my parent buy me a new white slipers, I'll take it to the bathroom, wash it with soap and water, dry it and keep it in my room and start working around bearfooted just becouse I don't want it to have any stain.

Ajizeera: eating eba was the scariest thing back then... there used to be plenty begging and incentives just to eat eba

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

softsparkyy: That was then

UjSizzle: I have no idea. Didn't think anything I did hilarious; bet my folks didn't either, else no one would have taken a cane to my backside every now and then.

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chibwike: When i was a kid...we had this visitor....whose eyes were so big..I initially went to ease my self, on coming back i met the visitor at the parlour. Instead of me greeting him...i just screamed "uncle your eyes are too big"...immediately the man felt embarrased...he had to tell me to shut up..buh i was still screaming "your eyes are to big uncle"...till my dad got his cane and beat the daylight out of me...it was one hilarious experience.

temigracie: ...lol...My mum and dad told me somethings about me.....they said i loved singing and dancing alot....i ll always sing and dance around the neighbourhood with my band boys and girls.....

...My dad as a very young and vibrant man back then, he recorded a cassette for me...we still have it at home....whenever i listen to that same cassette, am always touched by my sweet and tiny voice laced with those concentrated Ekiti dialect......My dad also said i love eating burnt food... as in Eepa...I hope my yoruba peeps understand what am trying to say.....I ll always eat in the pot...with those thick charcoal staining my clothes and body...I had a gigantic stomach then....

drajjay: this one still de pain me if anytime i remember am.children and their foolishness .
In my pri skul some of my classmates were gisting about movies.you know the way you tried and reel off the movies you've watched as if it was a competition .one of the boys told us he had watched a "blue film".at once i recollected there was a VHR blue coloured cassete we had(since most were coloured black ). not wanting to be outperformed in art of "watching movies"i quickly retorted that i've also watched "blue film".among them i was the youngest.today i now understood why they gave me a rather strange look.

yajebu: Lock the bathroom door during a shower then walk naked round the house looking for a towel.

Mondisweets: no thats was just me wanting a bike i got it but i wasnt allowed to take it to school

Mondisweets: I asked my dad to buy me a bicycle because i was always late for school (primary school) mind you, school was right across the road. Like it literally took me less than 20seconds to get to school

Truckpusher: When I was a kid and my Mom forced me out of the sitting room to go do my shower upstairs ,I'll simply go upstairs take considerable amount of time, wash my face and rub my entire body with the Vaseline and come downstairs claiming to have had a good bath.


But I ran out of luck when my Mom checked my armpit during holidays; may she perceived something ,omo! when the investigation ended the flogging and the sound of the cane came amidst sentences.

And it was something like this: Next *pia* time *pia* if *pia* I *pia* ask *pia* you *pia* to *pia*..........

After that day I respected myself and of course my sisters ensured they used it in taunting me for at least some months before it phased out....smh

Saraha1: Am reading something oh.





Ha. Tosin, abeg some body help me bring my chair.

peculiar3: I'm interested, snd me details to udohben@gmail.com

iebanehita: Hmmm!


There was this house I go to watch movie once a while and on this fateful day, I bought a tangerine n peeled it before I went in. The bros inside does not permit movement of kids in and out frequently as this would disturb his watching the movie.

so, after eating it, I was left with the seed and don't know what to do with it... Guess what!







I chewed it!

researchQ: In our house our mom discovered that Pork meat was cheaper than beef. Then we we were living in the north. She used to buy pork in large quantity and put it in soup, stew, everything. I so much hated that meat because of the oil in it. What my cousin and I used to do was once our food is served we would circle out the whole area were the pork was served in our plate and look for newspaper to wrap it in. Then we would throw it at the back of the washing machine. Till date I still hate pork and any meat that is oily.

Sammyblaq: going to school i put on ma school uniform....on coming back the school uniform(very dirty) is been tied to ma waist. #football

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teeo: I used to bite my elder sister anytime we fought. I had very sharp teeth.

Shady98: it'll pain me to watch people investing. without knowing the a-z of investment, i recommend you read,RICH DAD,POOR DAD BY ROBERT KIYOSAKI,THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON-DUNNO THE AUTHOR.My humble opinion.
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Jackeeh: Do u need help with the kicking?