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FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 12:39pm On Sep 05, 2014
Eddlad: @op
No,I was curious and till date I still am of all sorts.
Yea! you must have been curious back then as everyone was as a child, no doubt about that. Amid this curiosity, were certain things you did which were completely misjudged as a result of being naive back then as a child. Those things certainly is what we want to share.
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 12:22pm On Sep 05, 2014
breathless: @OP. Please take note, it is HEAR and not HERE.
Thanks for the observation. I notice it immediately after posting. Kicking myself afterward.
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 11:44am On Sep 05, 2014
ideyhere: Actually, being the play play that I was, none of those things could hold me down. Saliva being what it is, the stitches were removed the next day and the tongue was back to normal. The only one that held me down was when I had to wear casts on my hand for almost a month wink
I never had any serious injury other than the routine one when learning a bike.
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 11:35am On Sep 05, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Lol... eyen eka mmi! abadie e?
Lol... Asong ooo. Abadie? Asok atoyo se ake sinam idaha adoho etok eyen?
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 11:06am On Sep 05, 2014
ideyhere: If I come back from school, before my elder sister finish looking for neat clothes, I would have gone to the laundry basket, remove cloth, enter kitchen and pounce on the food... grin

And I loved playing so much that I always ended up with serious home accidents. Can remember two incidents; one I was sitting on a high stool and backing the stairs...where my mouth wouldn't stay one place, I tumbled from the sit and rolled to the base of the stairs. The other one I was swinging between the arm of two cushions...my hand slipped and I fell with so much force that I bit off my tongue...my tongue had to be stitched that day cheesy
Hoooh! i can only imagine the pains you passed through. Childhood play causing serious injury since 500BC grin
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 10:57am On Sep 05, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Whenever I fell sick then I would pretend to be okay... *fear of injection.
If its tablet i must use garri with affang soup(my native soup). Meaning when am sick mum must cook it, so i can take my drugs.
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 10:10am On Sep 05, 2014
Mutuwa: I use to dread tales by moonlight,esp the opening theme where a hunter comes across a monster in the bushes.
smiley
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 10:06am On Sep 05, 2014
Jackeeh: I used to hide lumps of eba either under d dining table or gum them behind the fridge n shout " mummy I've finished eating. See my plate is empty". And when d coast is clear, I'd remove them from were I stashed them n throw over the fence. Little did I know I was throwing them into someone's farm. One morning, someone knocked at our gate,and when it was opened, in came this man with all my supposedly swallowed garri that I had been throwing away. N I mean the whole lot of them, everything. I was mortified. And from then on,whenever I had garri as lunch,it would be under the strictest supervision. And then,making me finish even the smallest amount of eba was d cruelest thing u could do to me. But now I don't even get satisfied with a large amount of eba. Hmmmmmmm childhood!!!
Wasting mum's eba which was for the good without knowing.
FamilyLet's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(op): 9:26am On Sep 05, 2014
As kids years back, there were certain actions and characters we had that if in retrospect now will appear hilarious and you may be wondering why you did that. Well as a child then we obviously would reason as one. As for me back then i cry when ask to take a bath, upset during news hour on NTA, muttered and refuse to eat(their food abi?) after being berated and chasten by my parent(Imagine! who's hungry?).

Let's hear yours.
BusinessRe: Do You Intend Starting Your Own Biz:let's Meet And Discuss. by ibangs(m): 7:09pm On Sep 04, 2014
Avalani: I can supply designer shoes from the US, both brand new and fairly used, mostly for females. Will you be able to market that?
Maybe sometime in future. My focus now is to satisfy their desperate needs on tablets, power bank, laptops, and Hair extension. I would love to have your contact if you wouldn't mine.
BusinessRe: Do You Intend Starting Your Own Biz:let's Meet And Discuss. by ibangs(m): 1:14pm On Sep 04, 2014
bintudon: Yes can I have ur number? I have wristwatch for female, adult tablet, power bank and female dresses. My is 07031085295
I will contact you via whatapp in a moment since I have yours here already.
BusinessRe: Do You Intend Starting Your Own Biz:let's Meet And Discuss. by ibangs(m): 1:14pm On Sep 04, 2014
bintudon: Yes can I have ur number? I have wristwatch for female, adult tablet, power bank and female dresses. My is 07031085295
I will whapapp you in a moment since I have yours here already.
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op):
nigerianvenom: are u ok at all?will u go away with ur grade Z scam.what do u think akwa ibomite are?
u wont people to enroll in a bizness and all u do is to dwell so much on the money without outlining the kind of bizness u wish to enroll.
becareful b4 i contact sss officials in nsikak eduok to trail u.


as for u,dont come back here in some months time telling us how u were scammed through nairaland.someone brought up sily ideas and u failed to askes him the kind of bizness he does dat hasnt made him richer dan dangote but want to help others
Hi "nigerianvenom" I appreciate the concern you have for the people of our dear state Akwa Ibom due to the incessant scam a lot of Nigerian has experience both online and offline in recent years. But that does not mean both platform are deluged with fraudsters "No". Good deals has been and will still be made on both these platforms. Now if you read closely on my opening thread I have this "I reside in Akwa Ibom, we will first meet on a one on one basis, get to know each other, discuss further in detail on the business, before releasing your hard earn money if convince." I said I will DISCUSS THE BUSINESS with the intended investor IN DETAILS before he/she releases his/her hard earn money IF CONVINCE. So I don't think its ideal and fair enough for you to castigate and derogate this when neither you nor anyone is yet to meet me. Am sure you know that people out there have ideas but no imminent cash to invest, while others on the other hand have money but don't really know what to invest in. Am not quite impress on your action, but do have a nice time. Warm Regards!
BusinessRe: Do You Intend Starting Your Own Biz:let's Meet And Discuss. by ibangs(m): 10:33am On Sep 04, 2014
bintudon: I'm looking for marketer, call 07031085295, product to market is an educational kids tablet, for learning ,reading etc when u call.
Yea! If you have products for adult I can market them for you. My target market is students(about 8,400) of a newly established higher institution in my area. Products like tablets, power bank, hair extension etc will be quite appreciated because those market is yet to be there. If you are serious and have substantial amount you can invest.
InvestmentRe: Employee With Investment Intent In Akwa Ibom by ibangs(op): 9:34am On Sep 04, 2014
mama777: Pls drop Ur contacts
Hello mama777, can I say you are interested so I have you on my plan. Regards!
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op): 9:30am On Sep 04, 2014
Good morning people. One person has indicated interest so far "Systeme101". I will meet him by Monday(8/9/'14). If you are interested identify. Warm Regards to All!
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2014
Let your money work for you as early as possible. Don't let it losses it value by tomorrow. Put it to work as soon as you can, in other to sustain or multiply it value.
InvestmentRe: Employee With Investment Intent In Akwa Ibom by ibangs(op): 7:32am On Sep 03, 2014
Hello people, please you have this week to identify your interest. I will contact those interested by Monday(8/9/2014) and Tuesday(9/9/2014) to discuss in details the kind of business and how it will thrive. Anyone who get convince and invest will be known by the house. Warm Regards!!!
InvestmentRe: Employee With Investment Intent In Akwa Ibom by ibangs(op): 7:31am On Sep 03, 2014
mama777: Pls drop Ur contacts
Yes! i will definitely. Let's get those interested first. Thank you and warm regards!
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op): 7:19am On Sep 03, 2014
Hello people, please you have this week to identify your interest. I will contact those interested by Monday(8/9/2014) and Tuesday(9/9/2014) to discuss in details the kind of business and how it will thrive. Anyone who get convince and invest will be known by the house. Warm Regards!!!
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op): 7:11am On Sep 03, 2014
Systeme101: am interested...i reside in uyo...my no. 08162659316
Ok. I will contact you one on one by Monday.
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by ibangs(m): 10:40pm On Sep 02, 2014
Big salute to all the ogas and people in the house. I have an offer an for everyone who own a sachet water factory. If you have been in the business for a couple of years you must have gone through a lot of paper work ranging from inventory, current staff, payroll, daily sales record, debt, income, expenditure, profit/loss etc. Now, I have a customize software management system that can take care of all the paper work in your factory and the same time back up all your business data to external source in case of disaster.

You can email me @ "javabangs@gmail.com" or BBM: 260D2116 if interested so we discuss more.

Regards to all!
BusinessAkwa Ibom Employees With Business Intention by ibangs(op): 8:35pm On Sep 02, 2014
Introduction:
Hi people, this thread is basically for individual employee that reside in Akwa Ibom state who have interest in investing part of their hard earn money in business but do not know the business to invest and the much needed time to manage it for maximum profit.
Interestingly, I have a business idea that is simple and straight forward with ROI in range of 50%-70% within three to four weeks and 97% success rate.

How It Works:
You invest in the business, I do the bulk of the work and return 50% - 60% of investment as profit within 3 to 4 weeks. You can choose to recoup only your profit, profit + investment or reinvest everything while counting on your next ROI.

Duration of Continual Investment:
Since its a business with prospect, the minimum period is at least two month after which you are completely free to opt out or continue as long as you fancy the business.

Reliability:
Since I reside in Akwa Ibom, we will first meet on a one on one basis, get to know each other, discuss further in detail on the business, before releasing your hard earn money if convince.

Investment Amount:
Basically, the idea is to start small and grow with time. Sixty to one hundred thousand naira (N60,000 - N100,000) startup capital will be enough.

Risk:
There is obviously no business on planet without risk, if one should tell you there is, beware of such. It all depends on how its being manage and the level of risk involve. However, the risk here is minimal to nothing(2%-3%) hence the 97% success rate envisage. We discuss it when meet.

Indicate your interest if you will be willing to invest. I will be willing to meet you and discuss further on the business and how it will thrive.

I will try and contact all that will be interested, and whoever ended up investing, the house will get to know and he/she will let the house know the situation after 3 - 4 weeks. I'll as well update the house.

Let's get the investor.
InvestmentRe: Employee With Investment Intent In Akwa Ibom by ibangs(op): 1:47pm On Sep 02, 2014
Kennyfancy: pls intrested bt hm much is d minimal amount to invest
Thanks for showing interest. The startup ranges from 60k -100k for a start. You are completely free to start with any amount within this range. Warm Regards!
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ibangs(m): 9:21am On Sep 02, 2014
btenkobo: im to go and collect mine 2moro .....so after collection i dnt need to activate any tin jst collect nd use abi.........
As simple as that. Hey! Don't forget to change your PIN ooooo?
InvestmentEmployee With Investment Intent In Akwa Ibom by ibangs(op):
Introduction:
Hi people, this thread is basically for individual employee that reside in Akwa Ibom state who have interest in investing chunk of their hard earnings in business but do not know the business to invest and the much needed time to manage it for maximum profit.
Interestingly, I have a business idea that is simple and straight forward with ROI in range of 50%-70% within three to four weeks and 97% success rate.

How It Works:
You invest in the business, I do the bulk of the work and return 50% - 60% of investment as profit within 3 to 4 weeks. You can choose to recoup only your profit, profit + investment, or reinvest everything while counting on your next ROI.

Duration of Continual Investment:
Since its a business with prospect, the minimum period is at least two month after which you are completely free to opt out or continue after returns.

Reliability:
Since I reside in Akwa Ibom, we will first meet on a one on one basis, get to know each other, discuss further in detail on the business, before releasing your hard earn money if convince.

Investment Amount:
Basically, the idea is to start small and grow with time. Sixty to one hundred thousand naira (N60,000 - N100,000) startup capital will be enough.

Risk:
There is obviously no business on planet without risk, if one should tell you there is, beware of such. It all depends on how its being manage and the level of risk involve. However, the risk here is minimal to nothing(2%-3%) hence the 97% success rate envisage. We discuss it when meet.

Indicate your interest if you will be willing to invest. I will be willing to meet you and discuss further on the business and how it will thrive.

I will try and contact all that will be interested, and whoever ended up investing, the house will get to know and he/she will let the house know the situation after 3 - 4 weeks. I'll as well update the house.

Let's get the investor, who is in?
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ibangs(m): 7:28am On Sep 02, 2014
Mcslize: Hello friends,

I ordered for Ecobank master card mainly to make online payment in aliexpress.

And I have also collected it and was given a default pin. I changed the pin given to me to my personal 4 digit pin using the ATM machine. I tested the card by using it to check my account balance and was working fine.

So with these can I now use the master card for payment on aliexpress or do I still need to do another thing to the card first before using it?
I saw someone in the other thread saying something about i-pin that the pin one use to withdraw money is different from the one use to make online payment on the same card. How can one card be using separate security pins?
I someone should help clerify this to me.
Somebody should explain to me I don't understand the guy
Yes! you can now shop with your Ecobank mastercard on aliexpress. Just fund it with amount more than the product price you intend to buy because of bank charge(not much). I used mine a couple of weeks ago immediately after collection.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Non-bank Credit Card Launch by ibangs(op): 7:33pm On Sep 01, 2014
codedmax: This is one bold step by CBN kudos
Yea! A very bold one indeed toward joining the league top of flight economy in the world.
BusinessNigeria Non-bank Credit Card Launch by ibangs(op): 7:05pm On Sep 01, 2014
Effort by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to
make the Nigerian economy cashless, received a
boost yesterday, with the introduction of the
nation’s first non-bank credit card.
Following the launch, O3 Capital Nigeria Limited,
promoters of the product became the first non-
bank credit card issuer in Nigeria.
Briefing journalists, investors and stakeholders
in Lagos yesterday, Chief Executive Officer of O3
Capital Nigeria Limited, Mr. Abimbola Pinhiero
said the Nigerian economy cannot move to the
next level without consumer effective lending.
He said the World Bank and IMF economic
growth forecast for Nigeria will not be sustained
if all Nigerians do not work together to sustain
the growth.
He disclosed that there are only 100,000 credit
cards cross banks in Nigeria today, adding that
with a population of 160 million, the country
deserved at least a million credit cards.
The 03 credit cards, he said, work on the
Interswitch network, “which means they can be
used on all ATMs, POS and internet payment
sites in Nigeria.”
According to him, the Card enterprise is driven
by an ultramodern Card Management System
that is provided by a leading Canadian software
company Bevertec CST and a Customer
Relationship Management System, which is
provided by Redmain, a UK based CRM Solution
provider that provides a robust experience for
the cardholder while guaranteeing transaction
and data security.
“O3 Cards comply with the
international EMV standard with
data transmission done under an
encrypted and secure
environment. Our entire
operating systems would run on
certified platforms that are PCI
DSS certified in line with
international security standards
issued by The PCI SSC (Payment
Card Industry Security Standards
Council).
“The best marketing model that
describes the credit card market
in Nigeria is the adoption model.
This is the model where the
industry is “virgin” (in its state of
infancy) and there is a need for
the establishment of a credit card
culture and infrastructure. O3
Capital intends to drive the
evolution of this credit card
culture in Nigeria given that there
are less than 100,000 existing
credit cards in a country that has
a population of 160 million. We
believe that the key to achieve
competitive advantage is through
our product differentiation
strategy and product efficacy, “he
added.
He further stated that the mission of O3 Capital is
to provide the average Nigerian with access to
funds to enable them meet everyday
consumption requirements.
With O3 cards, he said, the average Nigerian will
not be “cash-strapped” but will have that
additional funding source to meet daily needs.
“With O3 cards, all the customer’s basic needs
become affordable. Our objective correlates to
that of the Central Bank of Nigeria’s Financial
System Strategy 2020, which includes the
Cashless Policy. Its objective is to promote
economic activity by utilising innovative payment
systems with ease of accessibility to the general
populace, “he said.

http://www.businessnews.com.ng/2014/08/31/nigerias-first-non-bank-credit-card-launched/

What's your take?
RomanceRe: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by ibangs(m): 5:03pm On Sep 01, 2014
Not the best of it but good though. He seems to have lost a bit of confidence in what her decision will be thus being completely overwhelmed and delirious. Going two knees down and grabbing her was a bit weird, one should have been more romantic while holding her hand. All the same, I wish them the best.
RomanceRe: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by ibangs(m): 4:59pm On Sep 01, 2014
Not the best of it but good though. He seems to have lost a bit of confidence in what her decision will be thus being completely overwhelmed and delirious. Going two knees down and grabbing her was a bit weird, one should have been more romantic while holding her hand. All the same, I wish them the best.
SportsRe: BREAKING!!! FIFA Orders Factional NFF President Chris Giwa To Vacate Office by ibangs(m): 11:01pm On Aug 29, 2014
Was Chris expecting anything less from fifa when due process was neglected? Its no surprise. Margiri was suppose to head the assembly for election before he was apprehended for interrogation.

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