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redsquare: Seems Nollywood ain't lucrative any longer, why are all
these guys going into politics. From Julius Agwu contesting
governorship position in Rivers state to 9ice running for
house member representing Ogbomosho and now Desmond
Elliott. Won't be surprised if I see Osuofia or Baba Suwe
contesting against GEJ in 2015.

sparrow77: I've been following nairaland for some time now, but I'd to register to be able to comment on this post..well, when I was about 5 yrs old or so, l tore up my dad's turn table speakers to find out who was always singing inside every evening when he comes back from work.

OBIORAA: [color=#000099][/color]my brother if I begi tell una all the things I do as. A child, na yaba left una go send me.

edogho: LOLZ.....KINGDOM INDEED.

Habeebpain: hilarious comments and I've got a good laugh. It'll be unfair if I didn't share mine.

I remember back then as a kid, my brothers and I will take Andrew Livers salt and pour into our mouth to fake our deaths. It didn't always work because everyone knew that was what they used in movies.

Back in secondary school (command secondary school Ibadan), after night prep, my friends and I will go to the kitchen to ask if there were any leftovers from dinner. Sometimes we were lucky and got some, other times we weren't. On this day or should I say night, we went to the tank beside the kitchen to get water but the tap wasn't running, so we decided to try our luck and find out if there were leftovers. Upon inquiring, the cook told us that there was no eba but they still had a pot of soybean soup. Do you know what we did? We fetched soup. literally.
Got to the hostel and sat in the "quadrangle" ( combination of quadrant and rectangle) and started drinking soup with a small cup. If you had seen us that night, you'd have thought that we were having a swell time.

If I list my other escapades, book go full.

edogho: bed wetting and swapping me worst and best childhood crime. as for d bolded? i'm still with mi v-card. even mi girl friend thinks i'm lying... as to y i'm still with it..i'll have to consult d oracle

OBIORAA: Abi na when me and my seven disciples go enter bush go shhit ? When we don shit finish na so we go put hand for inside yansh remove the small shit whe de inside come the test our poo one after the other just to know wetin the other person eat before that time.

God I don craze before o.

edogho: one fine thread. kudos ibangs.

i had countless hilarious childhood experiences. buh i can never forget picking beans or groundnuts where ever i see them I too love beans.
i also remember playing mind games on mi younger sister whenever she refuses to share are goody goody with me, she must surrender after crying and begging me to stop, then, i bad ehn

noah24: Had sleepless nites afta watchin wiliwili...

go4success: I remember the day my friends and I got drunk on the palmwine meant for the adults during the birthday celebration of one of us.While the party was in full swing,the celebrant took us to the room where the palmwine was kept and we had our fill of it.late in the evening we were asked to go home and meet our mums.it is time for dads to start thier vigil wit the palmwine and other alchohol.the venue was just the next compound to my house.on my way home instead of climbing the staircase to our flat, I crawled under the staircase and slept off thinking I was already in my bed.Everybody searched for me throughout the night only to find me the following morning still snoring under the staircase. ;DI remember the day my friends and I got drunk on the palmwine meant for the adults during the birthday celebration of one of us.While the party was in full swing,the celebrant took us to the room where the palmwine was kept and we had our fill of it.late in the evening we were asked to go home and meet our mums.it is time for dads to start thier vigil wit the palmwine and other alchohol.the venue was just the next compound to my house.on my way home instead of climbing the staircase to our flat, I crawled under the staircase and slept off thinking I was already in my bed.Everybody searched for me throughout the night only to find me the following morning still snoring under the staircase.

HARDDON: was quick to open up all electronics whether in good shape or not...funny thing is, your truly always forget where what came from when coupling them back!

guess what i was searching for?

SporaD8: Only Gods grace protect kids.
I remember the day I try to charge tiger battery by inserting the ends two wires into the wall outlet, and holding the other ends to the battery +/- terminal with my bare fingers!!!
Then I press the switch!!!....
Omo I got the shock of my life that day. Thank God for circuit breaker I won't have been alive to type here.

chunny01: I could remember removing an electric bulb that was ON and dipping my finger inside d bulb holder just to find out wat was producing this light. U wan shoki I dance dat day??

Ifecoded: i pray u find this silly act of ours funny. During my sec sch days, dia is dz fwend of mine, babatunde who will always leave d sch any tym my class is to be purnished u knw art class naw, and funny enough he always escape the rot of those teachers. There is this yung female corper that takes on english then and she gave us an assignment which nobody did in the whole of art class, she later went and report to our vice principal whom d whole sch considered the most wicked man in d sch. Twas one wednesday morning afta she had came to our class to threaten us that she's gna use it as our.. We just heard the sound of d bell and we were in d class playing wif psp wich blongs to one guy called olumide, tunde was d next to play as we heard the sound of d bell. We were amazed at the call and while still wonderin wat had happen, tunde was d first person to shout indo mie, cos there is always a day when dz indo mie people cumz to our sch to shr indo mie, we were so happy that those that had no sucks on even attended d assembly that day.. The v.p was d one that addresed us, i realized we were traped wen our v.c later discharged the whole of ss3,ss2 and ss1 science and commercial classes, and ordered that the labour prefect to fetch for healthy and yung looking canes,i was so afraid i had to punch dat tunde of a guy that i tot u said these pple re gna distribute indo mie..... We were given the indo mie noodles of our lives with strong canes that they, b4 i later left the school.

Ninilowo: As a naughty boy, the only thing that can reset me to default setting was my primary 5 class teacher, Mr Ojelade. Just mention the name and I'll be back in my shell sharp sharp.

Folksyharry: there is anoda one. I used 2 eat a lot when I was young and it was always obvious from d size of my belly whenever I finished eating. I was in d primary sch then and I was supposed 2 collect my result from sch on a certain day but food was not ready as at d time I was 2 leave but I left anyway since my home was very close 2 my sch. I waited over an hour but nothing was happening so I decided 2 go home 2 eat. I finished eating and went back 2 sch but 2 my amazement d results have been distributed and d teachers have even locked their offices.

Folksyharry: whenever my mom was not around I would sometimes take spoon and start taking milk and bournvita until one day I saw nescafe and I thought it would be like bournivita so I filled the spoon and put everything into my mouth. I almost finished the close-up in the house that day as I washed my mouth on per second billing. I told my mom some years later anyway we laughed it over.

Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly...

Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly...

sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.

sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.

mobi5592: can't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my night

Ifecoded: we shall see d last person to comment on this trend.... So hilarious, those comedians shud visit dz trend for more jokes...

McWhillion: Reminds me of a day I tied that black tiny rubber used in plaiting hair to my sister's baby walker and tied the loose end to my bicycle. I was just 4 then. We lived upstairs then and we were at the balcony.
I put her in the front and I was using my bicycle to push her from the back, all of a sudden she began somersaulting down the stairs, I didn't know she was that close to the stairs. How it happened I don't know but she landed uprightly as if someone brought her down the stairs on purpose, she was not hurt and funny enough she wasn't crying. I was just there on my bicycle looking down at her, like a fool!
Things that kids do!

Abduletudaye: Kai..I love this thread! There was reconstruction happening in my house so I picked up a chisel and chiseled my knee by accident and my mumu self could only stand up and start jogging up and down thinking blood wouldn't come out..guess what? Blood oozed out like say I wan donate. .. Mama came home to treat and to beat me..

bossmini84: I had sex with our house help wen I was eight she was so darn beautiful her name was favor. Then with the neighbors house help. Pretty igbo gal She always called me when no one was around buh I noticed she was neva satisfied. Of course u know na my jhonny was still little. Which did not make me enjoy d exercise. Now they call it child molestation. Chai I want to be molested ova nd ova.

bossmini84: I always thouht if I opened out TV I would be transported into another world

aholiab: fasting and prayers as often as they came became a dread for us as kids. but in recent times my dad had observed that the duration for breaking fast became shorter. So one day, we were to break our fast after my younger brother had pointed to the clock (12noon) only for my dad to confirm from his wristwatch that it was just 10 o clock.

Implication! my brother had been manipulating the time whenever we were to fast.

consequence! we were made to fast till 3pm with many bad belle for the guy.