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Literally had to write this to make up 40 characters 🤦😁

Had a synonymous encounter some time back.

I can tell you for free the universe has its way of repaying your good deeds, just do it without expectations and you'll see sooner or later

Men's banter is too funny 😂😂👇

I had an ex named Ruth, so apparently we broke up after she got admission into uni, my once beautiful relationship became a daily dose of pain and issues, distance and suspicious attitudes, I had to end to for my peace of mind
A week later my gee showed up at my place and was like so you are ruthless atm... Like what the Bleep......
Bombastic side eye wey I give am errn👀😁😁

Raalsalghul:
For me, I would say any form of smoking: cigarettes, cigars, weed, vapes etc

glad you quited early before getting addicted, cause mehn if that shit gets hold of you trust me you ain't gonna be able to stop easily

Omo nah Bet9ja o
Mine wasn't once sha, there's this myth about hitting the green on your first try omo tried that shit a couple of time didn't favour me, sharp I drop am like hot Yam

Walai:
Any man that is not comfortable with football viewing centres have testosterone issues.
The shouts, the arguments, the heart trick, the excitement makes a man.
The only place you can comfortably argue with a DPO in mufti without knowing.

guy laugh Wan kill me, too funny abeg🤣🤣🤣

Why do men prefer watching football here

Who could be responsible, husband or younger brother?

What will you do if you just found out that you have been betrothed to someone and now you are already in love with another

How do you handle such situation?

Samantha125:
Some ladies romanticize being physically abused by their partners... They'd even admit to enjoying it... Next thing when something bad happens to them, some of us are gonna be expected to hit the streets shouting for justice when she'd have died enjoying what she loves...🤦🤦🤦

And if you're a female and you don't seem concerned, you'll be labelled a hater.

a lady genuinely broke up with her man cuz of same
Saying he was too perfect

Babamide:
Baba see something for twitter rush carry am come here create topic.

You just exercised your right to freedom of speech no questions asked
Let me exercise mine in peace thank you

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For me is Showering together

A Nigerian man is seeking a divorce after discovering adult toys in his wife’s possession, leading to a tense family confrontation that was later shared in a viral video on social media platform X (formerly Twitter).

Omo lots of questions on my mind sha

willi926:
So this babe I am going out with, called me one evening and told me that she wants out, as in she no longer wants us to continue the relationship. I asked her why and she say it's cos of the distance, that the distance is killing her and that she doesn't want to cheat on me. I asked her if that is all or is there any other issues apart from this, she says just this and that she has someone already. I said ok, no wahala, that good luck to her. I didn't say anything thing again, no long talk no begging, I just said to my self she have already made up her mind b4 calling, so need stressing my self to inquire more, I just cut call
Later like 1 hour, she called me and said now she knows I don't love her, I asked her why she said so, she said I was supposed to beg her and persuade her to continue with me, that she just wanted to prank me and I failed, she just said her nonsense finish and I cut the call. She called me back again and was still talking, I told her I was done already with the relationship, that as far as she has the mind to prank me with breakup it means that she can do it to me in reality, that I am not doing again.
Na she come dey beg me oo, saying she never knew it was going to be like this, that she was sorry that she doesn't want to lose me and that she has no one, that it's just a prank to test my love for her, but I should take it like that. For were I never listened. She called my sister, called my friend to beg me. Men long story short we got back together but I gave her a very serious warning not to play any expensive joke or play with me. Me wey dey reason how my life go better, one person go comw dey prank me all in the name of testiny love for her

Waiter!! Give this OG one bottle abeg

A Nigerian woman, Rafiah, who met her husband during the National Youth Service (NYSC) programme in 2017, welcomed a set of twins six months ago


Tell us about yours, did that love episode you had in NYSC led to marriage?

Men,

The biggest mistake you can make as a man once a woman breaks up with you is beg her to stay.

Every single thing you say/do or tears you shed, not only boosts her ego but makes her believe she made the right choice.

Cause why would any man who has any self respect & options, beg & embarrass himself looking pathetic just to get a woman back.

You confirm to her that indeed you're a loser. Know this, if a woman wants to leave, let her.

She can always be replaced, no woman is irreplaceable.

Infact never relax with women, if you notice things are about to go south, dump her first & break her ego.

Not that simp mindset of "let's try work things out" if it's not working out it's because she wants out. It's not you & there's nothing you can do to make it work.

Because if a woman wants a relationship she can even lie to herself that it's working or will work even with the most abusive man or serial cheat.

Once she starts acting funny, warn her once, next time fire her. On to the next one, abundance mindset!

Man to Man.

immortalcrown:
This sounds like another fiction put up for traffic. But let's assume it is a true-life story.

Many possibilities.
It is in a situation like this that the Bible, for Christians, says we should not judge. Don't judge what you are not sure of. Don't reach a conclusion on what you have not confirmed. Now let me list the possibilities.

1️⃣
He might have sexual interest in you and is taking his time to study you well before voicing it out. But as long as he has not expressed sexual interest in you, let nobody fool you into believing that he is after your body. Never treat assumptions as facts.

2️⃣
He may not have sexual interest in you. It may be that he sincerely wants to help you for whatever reason. It could be that he suffered and someone picked him up and established him in the same manner. It could be that his family suffered and someone established them by picking his mother or sister up in that manner.

3️⃣
It could be that he was never in your shoes but he is empathetic and God has decided to use him to change your life for good.

4️⃣
It could be that his instinct tells him good things about you and he is possibly trying to nurture you to marry someone close to him.

Now, let me talk about you.
You said you are ready to dump your boyfriend if this man expresses sexual interest in you. This clearly shows that you are one of those misguided ladies who see dating as a poverty alleviation program. The worst part is that if this your boyfriend dumps you first for another lady, you will claim that you truly loved him, and that you planned to spend the rest of your life with him. Hypocrites!

Lots of positives to take from your contribution
I must say I'm impress and I hope many will take from this comment especially our women who society has cloned their mindset completely

I left secondary school 3 years ago but couldn't further because of money. I'm from a poor family and as the first child, I had to get a job so as to support myself and my siblings. I got a job at a beach in Lagos.
I was coming back from work one day when a car drove by and stopped. He wind down and asked me how I am. I recognized him. He's one of our customers and he's comes to the beach regularly. He told me he has been seeing me at the beach. He asked some questions about my background and education and I told him I couldn't further after my WAEC due to lack of finance.
He asked me to enter his car and he drove to a boutique. Bought me some clothes, shoes and bag. I was wondering why he did that. Though my work bag was worn out. Including my shoes. He noticed I used a rubber band on my phone and he asked me the cost of a new phone. I told him 120,000. He gave me 130,000. Asked me to buy a new phone and keep the change.
He drove me back to where he picked me. He said I should let him know when it's time for jamb and he will pay for the registration and if I get admitted into the university he's going to put me on scholarship. I was dumbfounded and tears came out of my eyes. He gave me his number to give my parents in case they ask questions, and he drove off.
My dad called him. I wasn't around when my dad called but my dad said the man asked him what he does for a living and also told him to always reach out when he needs financial assistance.
I was confused, is this love at first sight? It's been 2 months and I'd deliberately wait on the road for him. I've met him 4times since then. But he has not said anything. I will greet him and he will just wind down and answer with a smile and drive off.
He has not defined our relationship. I don't know if he's shy to say something. Though I have a boyfriend but I'm ready to end things with my boyfriend if he indicates interest. I thought of calling him to shoot my shot because I could no longer concentrate.
I stopped wanting him and created boundaries after I came across his instagram profile and I realized that he's happily married with a beautiful wife and daughter. His family, friends and everyone around him must be so lucky to have him in their lives.
He reshaped my mind and made me realize that not all men are after your body. Some just want to help you grow without expecting anything in return and I'm not going to jeopardize this opportunity. I pray God keeps and blesses him.

ChybuzzDD:
So, you inherited his cheating habit

Abeg help me ask am o

UncleJJ:
Since una no get mind talk am, I go talk.

POVERTY AND SUNDAY CHURCH

ALL na HANDICAPP

😂😂😂

GanagiBitrus:
Can't think of any...

Some answers here are off-point though.
It should be an inherited trait that is undesirable, that you find yourself struggling to overcome.

Exactly
I feel some are just exaggerated

Reminderz:
Coldness from my dad... No matter what, I rarely show how I really feel inside... I might care a lot about you, but you will have a hard time knowing my true intentions...

In other words you are a dangerous person in disguise

MikeofKd:
Yeah from my Dad actually, he is a cold hearted bastard , I do not have a soft heart but I'm a good person and I'm very logical too but I hate it so much.
My heart is cold as Russia , I can't fall in love like a proper human being, all the girls that truly loved me I broke their hearts to pieces , my heart is too cold for stuffs like love. It makes me feel weak. But I honestly wish Im not like that.

Bro you need urgent prayers
Damn!!
That's cold blood 🥶🥶

Zonefree:
Omo, Ex carry better bress o

A further proof that bress and nyash can never keep a King.

sharp nah watin you notice abi😁😁

new wife responded to the post....
Wow 😳😳

But what makes you guys break up? I go like know the full gist.

Wife shine your eyes 👀

I am too reserved, and i dey mind my business. This one is definitely my dad's

“Nigerian Men Are Marrying All Our Daughters. Even My Own Daughter Is Married To A Nigerian. What Is Happening? Is It That Kenyan Men Are Slow And Shy?” — Kenyan President Ruto Laments

Few weeks after Iruoma checked out of the hotel, she called me to come over to her house.

When I got to her house, I felt like I was in another world.

She lived alone in this big house. Do you like have a family? I asked her. She was mute on me. What about a child or a husband? I asked her.

Ayochidi your business is to satisfy my sexual urge, you have no business with if I have a family or not. She said to me.

That's right, that's true I said. Okay for how long will I be staying here for? I asked her. You will be staying the weekend. She said. The weekend? I thought you said it's just for today alone. I said. I will be giving you ten million Naira to stay the weekend. She said.

The money was huge. I have to call someone. I said to her and I went to the restroom and called Mike, My colleague at work. Bro, I will not be coming to work this weekend. I said to Mike.

Why bro? You said I should cover up for you just tonight. Mike said. Something came up bro, Please. I said to Mike.

I can't guarantee if I can successfully pull this out, but I'll try my best. Mike said.

It's all set. I said to Iruoma as I went back to the bedroom. That's nice, you will have to take your bath now. She said and showed me where the towel is. I went and took my bath.

And came to bed with her. We made out twice Before I sat down to relax.

Do you plan on we getting married? I asked Iruoma after we have successfully made out the third round. Married? Let's keep this as it is, no one is getting married. Just casual. Iruoma said before going into the bathroom to have a shower.

Why is she even this bossy? I said to myself as she has gone to the bathroom. I remove my phone from flight mode and a message came from Olivia, the lady I met about three days ago.

"Hello Ayochidi, I've been trying to reach you, do you have the time to go out this weekend"? I just sighed on the bed. So sorry, I said to myself. I'm with Iruoma maybe next time.

I texted her back that I was kind of busy with work this weekend but I will make it up to her. I texted her

Iruoma came out of the bathroom. And sexíly walked up to me. Can we at least rest until tomorrow? I asked Iruoma.

Are you tired already? She asked me. Of course, I am, I'm not a machine. Let me rest a little bit. I think I need water. I said. It's in the kitchen. Let me go bring it for you. She said.

It's okay, I will go bring it myself, with the rate you are going, you might decide and go and put something inside that water, and drain all my remaining energy. I said to Iruoma.

She just smiled; I won't lie, she was really beautiful when she smile. I stood up from the bed and went and get water for myself and I saw juice in the fridge, I took a glass and drank.

The weekend was fun with Iruoma, I won't even lie. We were at home all the weekend, we swim, watched movie, had sex, The sex part was the main part. On the couch, in the kitchen, in the swimming pool, in the bathroom. Iruoma was like a maniac, she was never tired.

When the weekend was finally over, she transferred fifteen million naira for me instead of the agreed ten million. She told me she would call me when next she wanted to see me.

When I got home, the first person, I called was Olivia.

Ayochidi where have you been? Your line has been switched off. Olivia said over the phone. I went for an important business. I wanted to just concentrate. I said. For three days? Olivia asked me. I'm so sorry dear. I said. I promise to make it up to you. Will you be chanced this evening? I want to take you out. I said to Olivia. After giving a thought for a minute, she finally accepted.

In the evening around 4pm, Olivia came to my house and picked me up with her car.

I'm thinking of renting another house. I said to Olivia as we drove out. Where? She asked me. I don't know but a more friendly house. The one that you wouldn't have to drive into potholes when coming to see me. I said to Olivia.

Am I complaining about this one? She asked me. You don't need to complain. I replied. What's your budget? She asked me. Three-five million. I replied.

I thought you said you are a hotel waiter? Olivia said to me. Yes, but I do other jobs outside waitering. I said. Jobs, like what kind of Job. Remote Job online. I said. That's nice. Olivia said to me. I will look for a house for you. She said.

We drove to a restaurant. We had lunch. Ayochidi, we will be celebrating my mother's remembrance party on Thursday. I want you to come. Olivia said to me. Your mother is late? I asked Olivia. Yeah. She díed while I was in my final year in the University. Olivia said. I'm so sorry. I said. I will come, Of course. I said.

That Thursday I went to Olivia's house for her late mother one year remembrance party. The picture of the person. I saw on the banner shocked me. She looked just like madam Iruoma. She was exactly madam Iruoma.

I stood in shock watching the picture. Have I been sleeping with a ghóst all this time?

Your share is my biggest motivation to continue...

To Be Continued...

Title: Room Service 4.

Madam Iruoma finally checked out of our hotel after three days of I and her making out.

She gave me her card address to contact her as soon as I can.

I got home the following day and all I could think of was Iruoma, the loving making, the kissing everything that came with with, the money she gave to me. I gradually started developing soon sought of feelings for her even though she was older that me.

I got home and was just laying on the bed, then I decided to bring out my phone to call her and check if she had finally returned home.

I called her and her phone started ringing. After about a minute she picked up. Hello, I said. Who is this? She asked. Ayochidi, The waiter. I replied. Ooh, the waiter from the hotel? She asked. Yes Iruoma. I said. How are you doing Ayochidi? She asked me. I'm fine, I called to check if you have reached home. I said. Yes, I just arrived home now. She said. That's nice. I replied.

After our conversation. I hung up the call. That day I went to buy some provisions in the supermarket when I saw a lady who was stranded, her car broke down in the middle of the road.

So I went to help her out. Hello ma. I said to the lady. Please I don't have any money with me again, I didn't park the car here intentionally. The lady said to me. What do you mean? I just came to help. What's wrong with your car? I asked.

Really? Finally, someone with some sort of sense for humanity. She said. What's the problem? I asked her again. The car just stopped here. I don't even know what's wrong, it just stopped and to make matters worst some of this area boys has come to collect money from me for wrong parking more than thrice. They have completely taken away all the cash I have with me. The lady said.

I'm so sorry, I said. Let me just help you out. Let me see what I can do. I told her to open the bonnet and she did. I did my magic and voila the car started again.

It's even a little problem, The battery head came out. I said. Ooh, really? I didn't know. She said. It's alright.

Can I have your account number so that I can transfer your payment to you? She asked me. It's alright, you don't have to pay me. I said. I insist. She said. It's alright. I said.

Just then my friend from work Mike passed through the scene and saw me. Ayochidi, my man. Howfa na. Mike said to me. Fine bro. I said. Oya na. Later things. He said as he saw I was busy.

Ayochidi? That name sounds familiar. Did you in anyway attend Glorious Primary School? She asked me. Yes. Do I know you? I asked. You don't know me, but everyone knows you in school. I also attended Glorious Primary school. She said. I'm sorry, I kinda don't remember you. I said.

It's alright, I was in primary 4 and you were in primary 6. Who doesn't remember Ayochidi the Almighty discipline prefect with his unique name.The lady said. I just smiled.

Can I get your name? I asked her. My Name is Olivia. She finally said. Olivia? That's a nice name. I said. I really think we should catch up sometime at least let me make up for you fixing my car. She said. It's okay. I said. We exchanged contacts and she drove away.

It's been a week since Madam Iruoma checked out and I have gone on a date with Olivia twice already.

One morning Madam Iruoma called that I should come over to her house for the weekend. When I got to her house I was shocked by the magnificent of the house, it was as if I was in another world.

I didn't want any delay again. So I asked her where this was heading to, the sex, the loving making, does she have any plans of settling down with me. I have seen that she is a single wealthy woman, She told me she is single, so who wouldn't want to have this money to himself.

Do you plan on we getting married? I asked Iruoma after we have successfully made out. Married? Let's keep this as it is, no one is getting married. Just casual. Iruoma said before going into the bathroom to have a shower.

Your shares is my biggest motivation to continue.

To Be Continued.

Title: Room Service 3....

Madam Iruoma insisted I continue delivering her food.

On the third day, when I went to deliver her food. She asked me what was it I wanted. I should name anything. And she would do it for me. That's was if I accepted to make out with her.

At first I didn't take her serious. I just dropped her food on the table and turn to leave when I got a text message from my landlord. "Don't bother coming home tomorrow if you are not with my rent".

I stood still by the door when I got the text message.

Madam Iruoma just sat on the bed, waiting for my response.

"Can you give me three hundred thousand Naira? I asked Madam Iruoma still facing the door.

Are you that cheap? Call me your account details. Iruoma said to me. I called my account for her and she instantly wired me One Million Naira. Madam I said Three hundred thousand Naira, you sent one million. I said but this time I turned to face her.

Enough with the Madam stuff, Am I that old? I'm not old. I'm still a young girl. Call me Iruoma. Iruoma said to me.

To say the truth, Iruoma was old. She is still a young lady in her late thirties. She was black and beautiful.

I was just twenty six when I met Iruoma. Just call me Iruoma. She said to me. Iruoma. I said.

Good boy, now come lay on the bed and make me happy. Iruoma said to me. I pulled off my work dress and went to her gently.

That night we went three rounds. I won't lie it's been long I made out like that, but Iruoma won't just get tired. I did all I could, the head game and the caressing just to satisfy her. After the third round I had to stop.

I went into the shower. And had a quick bath. This was good while it last. But it's never going to happen again. I said to Iruoma as I came out of the bathroom. But instead she bíte her lower lips and I left.

When I got out and went to my station of work I saw my paddy Mike. Bro where have you been? I have been looking for you. That money you asked me about, I already talked to the manager and she has agreed to help you with the money. Mike said to me. She said I should tell you to meet her in the office. Mike said.

She shouldn't bother again, I have figured something out. I said to Mike. You have figured something out? Like seriously? You should have told me now. I went out of my way to beg on your behalf. Mike said to me. I appreciate that bro.

I will just go and tell her that I have figured something out. I said.

I went to our manager's office. Hello ma. I greeted her. Ayochidi come in. She said.

I heard you needed some financial assistance. She said to me. Yes mam, but I have figured something out already. I said to her. Ohh really? She said me. Yes ma. I replied.

I went home the following day and as I expected. My landlord was at my door post waiting for me. He had already started bringing my things outside. Landlord stop na. I said and I transferred his rent to him.

After I paid him, I transferred some money to my mother. After all the expenses I was already low in funds but I was happy I was able to clear my pressing debt.

I was in my bedroom when I received an alert of five million Naira. It was from Iruoma. When I received the alert. I was shocked at first.

That night, when I arrived the hotel, I went to serve Iruoma her dinner.

I kept the food on the table. The money you sent what's is it for? I asked Iruoma. It's for a Job Weldon. She said. We made out again for two more nights. And each night we made out, she gave me money.

I will be leaving tomorrow Ayochidi. I want you to come visit me. Iruoma said as she gave me her address card.

I really haven't understood what was going on. But since it involves money. I had to play along. This was my opportunity to hit it big. I said to myself.


To Be Continued...

Title: Room Service 2.

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