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Be in a relationship that has future plans, not weekend plans |
A lady named Sandra Philips has disclosed how she made
the worst mistake of her life after allowing herself to visit
her ex who she has an affair on the night of her wedding
and the result is catastrophic.
According to this woman, she was coerced by her naughty
ex-boyfriend to have s3x with him on her wedding day, a
decision she didn’t even think of twice but rather gave in
quickly.
Moving on, the lady declared categorically that she fell for
his sugar-coated words and met him at a hotel to enjoy
their last bedroom encounter,which she actually enjoyed
She lamented over how her ex gave her 5 hot rounds like
hell and additionally pinned it as the worst s3xual
experience she has ever had since she knew s3x.
In the latter part of her post that has since gone viral, she
confessed that she’s now pregnant but the pregnancy is not
for her husband but the ex. |
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You should be so happy my dear
HIGH AND LOW LIBIDO
Stop worrying about your sexual drive. Depending on your
temperament, background or giftedness/talentedness, you
may have a high or low libido. People with high libido have
intensely high sexual desires and drive and those with low
have it low while the one with average has it on the average.
For the high, you must bring it down. For the low, when you
get married, you must bring it up to match your spouse. For
the average, you must watch out for fuelers lest you sky rocket
into something else. Whether high, average or low, we all must
stay sexually pure. You won't lose your testimony in Jesus'
name. |
Daniel7543:haha you funny |
This is a very common statement in most stories on romance section One thing led to another and we.....................? ![]() |
Dawn91:sorry is that you falling like an slowpoke, try me and am gonna kick your ass next time |
Dawn91:please use your time to do something helpful to your life Just lemme ok |
Dawn91:abeg gettat |
FOR THE LADIES, During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments. You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly. Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this: 1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish. 2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard. 3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed. A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed. At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away. The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess! At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.” What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down. Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age. This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines. |
Jakumo:It didn't take me long to know that it one of the facts lacking cavemen Well, having read your comment, it may interest you to know that Putin is one of the greatest president in the world to send and support African countries military wise and economicaly, am not just blabbering go and make your research. So I urge you to speak with facts and not what you may think is so Thank you and may God bless you |
Dawn91:dear Dawn91 Stating the fact and not some silly and baseless piece you just put in here is not a symbol of hatred towards the americans. So therefore only a hungry man who has not eaten for days can come here and make such facts lacking sentence like yours, besides am chilling here with a glass of champagne and a nicely prepared plate of chicken pepper soup, you care for some, nah i know your answer already, Just make sure you feed properly ok so your brains can work properly, and not exhibiting the caveman in you Thank you and God bless you |
Russia NEVER had black slaves nor did Russia create a market to trade black people which lasted for 350 years before colonization! Russia NEVER participate in the Berlin conference to share Africa like some peace of goat meat. Russia NEVER colonize, underdevelop and loot Africa's resources. Russia NEVER enabled a safety net for African leaders to hide stolen funds, use these stolen funds to develop itself and then grant the same funds back to Africa as loans. Russia never invaded and destabilized any African country Those who did the aforementioned are the ones pushing the narrative that "Russia" has become the Boogeyman... Those who colonize and for about 100 years refused to share their technology with Africa wants Africa to like those they like and hate those they hate. Nah! Never again! if Russia is the Boogeyman, then the west the devil himself Yeah I said it! |
FERNANDEZISBACK:but after putting all this into prospective, did u care you know the reason his bringing war upon Ukraine? Or do you think he feel cos he has the might to invade those countries his invading? Look BBC, CNN won't bring you the real picture of the reason in the background Go back and learn what the American government did to libya's Gaddafi. Then you know the propaganda while the Europe (especially NATO) Has made this fight their own case |
What made you famous in secondary school? |
This is a tough message to hear but let me explained : What if we wake up tomorrow with only what we were grateful for today? What would we have left? This should put it into perspective. It's so easy to get worked up on a daily basis. If you want to find a reason to get annoyed, you will, if you want to find a reason to complain about someone, you will, if you want to see someone get on your nerves, you will. There are countless opportunities throughout the day to get frustrated, dissapointed or annoyed at the people, places and situations around you. The challenge is, we don't see our lives as they are, but see it worse than the are.we shouldn't waste a second of our life complaining because complaining doesn't solve problems, it attracts them. Whenever we complain about a pain,or a strain, or any situation in our life, we are stopping ourselves from change. And complaining is contagious, when we do it to everyone else around us. Which means now we're surrounded by a complaining culture. And we all know this; spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better. When we complain about family, it's so important to remember that there's someone out there who just lost their parents. When we complain about our jobs, it's important to recognize that someone out there just lost theirs. When we complain about college, or university or school, it's important to remember there are millions of children without access to education. If today was the last day of your life, how would you change the way you think? The way you behave? The way connect with the people closest to you How would you change the way you interact with anyone that you meet or see?. You never know when the last thing you said is going to be the last time that that person hears your voice. Go 24 hours without complaining and see how your life changes. And remember , be careful what you say to someone today, because you may not have tomorrow to take it. |
When woman's ring finger has the same size with the man's
little finger, they are meant to be.
— When someone gives you a nickname, it means you're
special to that person.
— People who are good in math are the people who are
always complicated in their relationship.
— Man only fell in love at once and the rest are product of
attraction.
— Girls who lacks in height will be the prettiest one.
— At age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person
they are going to marry.
— Every time you see your crush, your life extends for 4hours.
— Tall guys and short girls makes the cutest couple.
— In argument, the one who says SORRY loves you more.
— Kissing is more hygienic and healthier than shaking hands.
— It takes 15 months and 27 day to forget someone you loved
with all your heart.
— Having communication with your ex without a consent of
your bf/gf is already considered as CHEATING.
— People who bite straw while drinking are a good kisser.
— Heart grows weaker every time we do something opposite
of what we feel.
— When you found out that someone likes you, a little part of
you starts to like back even you have no feelings before.
— In your circle of friends, there is at least one person who
secretly admiring you. |
HUSBAND AND WIFE, SO SILENT IN
BED
Wife Thinking:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another
woman?
Is he seeing someone Is he seeing someone else?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Does my makeup repel him these
days?
He didn't speak with me since he
came in.
I know his mother does not like
me
May be they are arranging
another wife for him
Is this how I will end up a single
mother...?
God, please save my marriage.
WHY IS HE UPSET?
She gathered courage and ask
him, "honey why
didn't u talk to me? What did I do
to deserved all
this?" Tears on her eyes..
The husband turns and look at
her with his red
eyes, angry face, and then angrily
replied...
"How on earth could Manchester city
beat
Liverpool 4-1.in anfield
and we have mohammed sallah,sadio mane and Roberto
fermino on the pitch...
women can worry too far |
Relationship is based on trust, honesty, and understanding
".
But some people intentionally do some silly things to satisfy
their needs and not realizing how much pain is going to cause
to their partners... Then they'll later blame you for not
understanding them after you've been broken...
Hey! You need to understand that there's far difference
between MISTAKE and CHEATING.
Mistake can be forgiven and forgotten but CHEATING
means.... You totally taught your partner not to trust anyone
again except God heal them. Why then doing it?
Why can't you stick to one person and be loyal to them?
It'll be much more better than making yourself cheap and
available for everyone... You lost your value by doing so as a
Man or woman. |
Remember, to remain sexually pure is not by might neither is it
by power but by thy Spirit.
Say NO to sin and learn to command your flesh to do the
dictates of the Spirit. Mediate on God's word always and keep
godly friends.
Still typing |
Why then should I commit sin with it and offend God?
You say there is no penetration
The Bible says Abstain
Your opinion about this doesn't matter.
1 Corinthians 6:18 says "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man
doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication
sinneth against his own body."
2 Timothy 2:22 says "Flee also youthful lusts: but follow
righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the
Lord out of a pure heart.
God's grace is sufficient enough to keep you sexually pure and
the bed undefiled.
Okay na...
Let us remove God first from the matter
Do you know that Abstinence is cheaper than gonorrhea and
other sexually transmitted infections?
For the sake of your health, avoid any form of sexual
relationship before marriage.
Still typing |
No Sex before Marriage!
Are you kidding me?
Shey na anointing oil dey flow for your vein?
How on Earth do you want me to cope whenever I'm feeling
Hot?
That moment eh
Na die be that ooo
The feeling I get whenever the girlfriend of my neighbor
spends the night at his place.
E be like "point and kill"
My imaginations
The cuddling
With the kisses of her lips
I also want the arms of a girl around me, no penetration, just
Romance
Yes!
Forget the plenty noise people are making on social media all
in the name of Sexual purity.
Is it easy?
See ba
I'm a Christian but “no be anointing oil dey my body’.
I gat blood flowing inside, my body no be firewood na, haba..
I cannot kill myself.
This Rain no dey hear word sef, you know this weather for two
something
You may not understand me because you think "Christians are
not supposed to have such feelings"
.
.
Babe, please calm down fess.
I understand you perfectly.
The fact that I'm a Christian does not mean I don't have
emotions.
No be anointing oil dey my veins too?
Abi you think say my own body na firewood?
Nah...
I have blood flowing inside.
I'm a man and a human like you.
My decision to remain sexually pure is not because I am not
sexually active.
I am, FULL TIME.
But, when those emotions arise, I remember that my body is
God's temple, I'm his dwelling place.
(1Cor.3.16 - Do you not know that you are the temple of God
and that the Spirit of God dwells in you?)
Yaweh is inside me so I have no power over my body.
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I went to withdraw money from POS this morning and i wasn't
smiling at anybody knowing that its my last 800 naira
But this POS girl fine die. Even when her face was pleasant to
me in my inner self, I was sad that I'm about to close my bank
account
I gave her my card and told her to give me 700. "Did you say
seven hundred " she asked.
Omo I vex !
I told her to kukuma announce it for the whole Aba to hear and
she apologized. I repeated that she should give me 700 and
take the 100 naira charge from the account.
Omo this girl looked at me and asked me "What my name is?".
I told her "Chisom" and she gave me 7700 naira and told me
to go home. That she likes me and would love to know me
better. That she loves me
Haa !! I was trying to guess her age in my mind and she's
going to be around 18 or 19 yrs. Omo I thanked her and went
back home and right now I don't know what to do because I've
counted the 7,700 naira and what I'm seeing here is 70,700
naira
I'm scared. I don't even know this girl
I don't know how it happened
I don't even know how to explain to y'all reading this that this
whole story is a lie
Yes, I fabricated the whole story. |
Let get your views about this Will you love to marry a woman who is like your mother in every aspect? |
She said do u love me, I tell her only partly, I only love your sister am sorry My broda update us in due time |
Oga kelvin Watin you get to talk abourit
Cos agama eye on you |
Ilegendd pls can you teach me how to trade crypto I sencerly want to learn |
Lolz don't mention |
