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RomanceY'all Should Read This! by IBenardoo(op): 9:27pm On Mar 11, 2022
Be in a relationship that has future plans, not weekend plans
RomanceMy Ex Gave Me 5 Hot Rounds On My Wedding Day, Now Am Pregnant. by IBenardoo(op): 10:31pm On Mar 07, 2022
A lady named Sandra Philips has disclosed how she made the worst mistake of her life after allowing herself to visit her ex who she has an affair on the night of her wedding and the result is catastrophic. According to this woman, she was coerced by her naughty ex-boyfriend to have s3x with him on her wedding day, a decision she didn’t even think of twice but rather gave in quickly. Moving on, the lady declared categorically that she fell for his sugar-coated words and met him at a hotel to enjoy their last bedroom encounter,which she actually enjoyed She lamented over how her ex gave her 5 hot rounds like hell and additionally pinned it as the worst s3xual experience she has ever had since she knew s3x. In the latter part of her post that has since gone viral, she confessed that she’s now pregnant but the pregnancy is not for her husband but the ex.
RomanceRe: I'm Always Hot Even Though I'm A Virgin. Is Anything Wrong With Me? by IBenardoo(m): 1:42pm On Mar 07, 2022
If you are on Facebook I'll love you to search and follow seun oladele She's a blogger and her post will help to I know ok
Its going to be fine dear
RomanceRe: I'm Always Hot Even Though I'm A Virgin. Is Anything Wrong With Me? by IBenardoo(m): 1:40pm On Mar 07, 2022
You should be so happy my dear HIGH AND LOW LIBIDO Stop worrying about your sexual drive. Depending on your temperament, background or giftedness/talentedness, you may have a high or low libido. People with high libido have intensely high sexual desires and drive and those with low have it low while the one with average has it on the average. For the high, you must bring it down. For the low, when you get married, you must bring it up to match your spouse. For the average, you must watch out for fuelers lest you sky rocket into something else. Whether high, average or low, we all must stay sexually pure. You won't lose your testimony in Jesus' name.
RomanceRe: Complete This Sentence by IBenardoo(op): 3:23pm On Mar 03, 2022
Daniel7543:
And we..
haha you funny
RomanceComplete This Sentence by IBenardoo(op): 2:57pm On Mar 03, 2022
This is a very common statement in most stories on romance section

One thing led to another and we.....................? grin
RomanceRe: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(op): 9:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
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sorry is that you falling like an slowpoke, try me and am gonna kick your ass next time
RomanceRe: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(op): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
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And you think you have a brain?
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please use your time to do something helpful to your life
Just lemme ok
RomanceRe: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(op): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
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abeg gettat
RomanceFor The Ladies by IBenardoo(op): 9:09pm On Mar 02, 2022
FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to
marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest.
Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you
will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your
breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent
and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and
bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship,
so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship
nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the
boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The
buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is
coming to take his own share. Even married men are
collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all
you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased
very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the
buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have
gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local
government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour
and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with
speed. At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age
faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both
the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral
curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and
twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid
had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with
men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I
saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking
those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying
only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you
should accept a man and settle down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young
guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married.
They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young
at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies
age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature,
guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be
looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.
PoliticsRe: Is Russia The Devil? by IBenardoo(op): 7:35am On Mar 02, 2022
Jakumo:
Russian mercenaries from the "Wagner Group" have been secretly sent by Putin to the Congo where they have carried out a number of truly horrific massacres just for the fun of it. The Wagner Group is still active in the Congo, where they are seeking to corner that mineral-rich nation's natural resources for Satan himself, aka Mad Vlad Putin.

Russia is most certainly The Evil Empire, as they were characterized way back in the 1980s by then US President Ronald Raegan.
It didn't take me long to know that it one of the facts lacking cavemen
Well, having read your comment, it may interest you to know that Putin is one of the greatest president in the world to send and support African countries military wise and economicaly, am not just blabbering go and make your research.
So I urge you to speak with facts and not what you may think is so
Thank you and may God bless you
PoliticsRe: Is Russia The Devil? by IBenardoo(op): 7:25am On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
All these political analysts that can't afford to eat 2 times a day even.

These ones can never afford even 32 pages passport talkless of ever affording visa application fees or to even travel to ghana so they hate America for not taking them there for free grin
dear Dawn91
Stating the fact and not some silly and baseless piece you just put in here is not a symbol of hatred towards the americans. So therefore only a hungry man who has not eaten for days can come here and make such facts lacking sentence like yours, besides am chilling here with a glass of champagne and a nicely prepared plate of chicken pepper soup, you care for some, nah i know your answer already,
Just make sure you feed properly ok so your brains can work properly, and not exhibiting the caveman in you
Thank you and God bless you
PoliticsIs Russia The Devil? by IBenardoo(op): 6:10am On Mar 02, 2022
Russia NEVER had black slaves nor did Russia create a market to trade black people which lasted for 350 years before colonization!
Russia NEVER participate in the Berlin conference to share
Africa like some peace of goat meat.
Russia NEVER colonize, underdevelop and loot Africa's
resources.
Russia NEVER enabled a safety net for African leaders to hide stolen funds, use these stolen funds to develop itself and then grant the same funds back to Africa as loans.
Russia never invaded and destabilized any African country
Those who did the aforementioned are the ones pushing the
narrative that "Russia" has become the Boogeyman... Those
who colonize and for about 100 years refused to share their
technology with Africa wants Africa to like those they like and hate those they hate. Nah! Never again! if Russia is the Boogeyman, then the west the devil himself
Yeah I said it!
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin's Black Belt Revoked By International Taekwondo Organization by IBenardoo(m): 9:43pm On Mar 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
This man really drove himself into destruction to be sincere..this is what happens when you force yourself into doing something you have no proper knowledge about..
Is this how putin is gonna end.. his life is getting more miserable every single day.. cry

Human and lack of control.. look where greed and thirst for power have gotten him... cry
but after putting all this into prospective, did u care you know the reason his bringing war upon Ukraine? Or do you think he feel cos he has the might to invade those countries his invading?
Look BBC, CNN won't bring you the real picture of the reason in the background

Go back and learn what the American government did to libya's Gaddafi. Then you know the propaganda while the Europe (especially NATO) Has made this fight their own case
EducationWhat Made You Famous In Secondary School by IBenardoo(op): 7:08pm On Mar 01, 2022
What made you famous in secondary school?
RomanceWhen You Have A Complaining Culture. by IBenardoo(op): 4:57pm On Mar 01, 2022
This is a tough message to hear but let me explained :
What if we wake up tomorrow with only what we were grateful
for today? What would we have left?
This should put it into perspective. It's so easy to get worked up on a daily basis. If you want to find a reason to get annoyed, you will, if you want to find a reason to complain about someone, you will, if you want to see someone get on your nerves, you will. There are countless opportunities throughout the day to get frustrated, dissapointed or annoyed at the people, places and situations around you.
The challenge is, we don't see our lives as they are, but see it
worse than the are.we shouldn't waste a second of our life
complaining because complaining doesn't solve problems, it
attracts them. Whenever we complain about a pain,or a strain, or any situation in our life, we are stopping ourselves from change. And complaining is contagious, when we do it to everyone else around us. Which means now we're
surrounded by a complaining culture. And we all know this;
spending today complaining about yesterday won't make
tomorrow any better.
When we complain about family, it's so important to remember that there's someone out there who just lost their parents. When we complain about our jobs, it's important to recognize that someone out there just lost theirs.
When we complain about college, or university or school, it's important to remember there are millions of children without access to education. If today was the last day of your life, how would you change the way you think? The way you behave? The way connect with the people closest to you How would you change the way you interact with anyone that you meet or see?. You never know when the last thing you said is going to be the last time that that person hears your voice. Go 24 hours without complaining and see how your life changes. And remember , be careful what you say to someone today, because you may not have tomorrow to take it.
RomanceCheck This Out! by IBenardoo(op): 1:17pm On Mar 01, 2022
When woman's ring finger has the same size with the man's little finger, they are meant to be. — When someone gives you a nickname, it means you're special to that person. — People who are good in math are the people who are always complicated in their relationship. — Man only fell in love at once and the rest are product of attraction. — Girls who lacks in height will be the prettiest one. — At age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry. — Every time you see your crush, your life extends for 4hours. — Tall guys and short girls makes the cutest couple. — In argument, the one who says SORRY loves you more. — Kissing is more hygienic and healthier than shaking hands. — It takes 15 months and 27 day to forget someone you loved with all your heart. — Having communication with your ex without a consent of your bf/gf is already considered as CHEATING. — People who bite straw while drinking are a good kisser. — Heart grows weaker every time we do something opposite of what we feel. — When you found out that someone likes you, a little part of you starts to like back even you have no feelings before. — In your circle of friends, there is at least one person who secretly admiring you.
RomanceWhy Is He Upset by IBenardoo(op): 1:00pm On Mar 01, 2022
HUSBAND AND WIFE, SO SILENT IN BED Wife Thinking: Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Does my makeup repel him these days? He didn't speak with me since he came in. I know his mother does not like me May be they are arranging another wife for him Is this how I will end up a single mother...? God, please save my marriage. WHY IS HE UPSET? She gathered courage and ask him, "honey why didn't u talk to me? What did I do to deserved all this?" Tears on her eyes.. The husband turns and look at her with his red eyes, angry face, and then angrily replied... "How on earth could Manchester city beat Liverpool 4-1.in anfield and we have mohammed sallah,sadio mane and Roberto fermino on the pitch... women can worry too far
RomanceIt Was A Mistake by IBenardoo(op): 4:03pm On Feb 28, 2022
Relationship is based on trust, honesty, and understanding ". But some people intentionally do some silly things to satisfy their needs and not realizing how much pain is going to cause to their partners... Then they'll later blame you for not understanding them after you've been broken... Hey! You need to understand that there's far difference between MISTAKE and CHEATING. Mistake can be forgiven and forgotten but CHEATING means.... You totally taught your partner not to trust anyone again except God heal them. Why then doing it? Why can't you stick to one person and be loyal to them? It'll be much more better than making yourself cheap and available for everyone... You lost your value by doing so as a Man or woman.
RomanceRe: What Just Happened To Me by IBenardoo(op): 3:59pm On Feb 28, 2022
donbachi:
Abeg u know anybody wey dey serve amadioha near u.
Haha you too funny grin
donbachi:
Abeg u know anybody wey dey serve amadioha near u.
Haha you too funny
RomanceRe: Sex Is Sweet, But....... by IBenardoo(op): 3:56pm On Feb 28, 2022
Remember, to remain sexually pure is not by might neither is it by power but by thy Spirit. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Say NO to sin and learn to command your flesh to do the dictates of the Spirit.⁣ Mediate on God's word always and keep godly friends.⁣ ⁣⁣ Still typing
RomanceRe: Sex Is Sweet, But....... by IBenardoo(op): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2022
Why then should I commit sin with it and offend God? ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ You say there is no penetration ⁣ The Bible says Abstain⁣⁣ Your opinion about this doesn't matter.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ 1 Corinthians 6:18 says "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ 2 Timothy 2:22 says "Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ God's grace is sufficient enough to keep you sexually pure and the bed undefiled.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Okay na...⁣ ⁣ Let us remove God first from the matter⁣ ⁣ Do you know that Abstinence is cheaper than gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections?⁣ ⁣ ⁣ For the sake of your health, avoid any form of sexual relationship before marriage. ⁣ ⁣⁣ Still typing
RomanceSex Is Sweet, But....... by IBenardoo(op): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2022
No Sex before Marriage! Are you kidding me? Shey na anointing oil dey flow for your vein? How on Earth do you want me to cope whenever I'm feeling Hot? That moment eh Na die be that ooo The feeling I get whenever the girlfriend of my neighbor spends the night at his place. E be like "point and kill⁣"⁣ My imaginations The cuddling With the kisses of her lips I also want the arms of a girl around me, no penetration, just Romance Yes! Forget the plenty noise people are making on social media all in the name of Sexual purity⁣. ⁣ ⁣⁣ Is it easy?⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ See ba I'm a Christian but “no be anointing oil dey my body’. I gat blood flowing inside, my body no be firewood na, haba⁣..⁣ ⁣⁣ I cannot kill myself. This Rain no dey hear word sef, you know this weather for two something⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ You may not understand me because you think "Christians are not supposed to have such feelings"⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ .⁣⁣ .⁣⁣ ⁣ Babe, please calm down⁣ fess.⁣ I understand you perfectly.⁣ ⁣ The fact that I'm a Christian does not mean I don't have emotions.⁣⁣ ⁣No be anointing oil dey my veins too? ⁣⁣ Abi you think say my own body na firewood? ⁣⁣ Nah...⁣⁣ I have blood flowing inside. ⁣⁣ I'm a man and a human like you.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ My decision to remain sexually pure is not because I am not sexually active. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ I am, FULL TIME. But, when those emotions arise, I remember that my body is God's temple, I'm his dwelling place. (1Cor.3.16 - Do you not know that you are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God dwells in you?) Yaweh is inside me so I have no power over my body.⁣⁣ ⁣ ⁣
RomanceWhat Just Happened To Me by IBenardoo(op): 3:39pm On Feb 28, 2022
I went to withdraw money from POS this morning and i wasn't smiling at anybody knowing that its my last 800 naira But this POS girl fine die. Even when her face was pleasant to me in my inner self, I was sad that I'm about to close my bank account I gave her my card and told her to give me 700. "Did you say seven hundred " she asked. Omo I vex ! I told her to kukuma announce it for the whole Aba to hear and she apologized. I repeated that she should give me 700 and take the 100 naira charge from the account. Omo this girl looked at me and asked me "What my name is?". I told her "Chisom" and she gave me 7700 naira and told me to go home. That she likes me and would love to know me better. That she loves me Haa !! I was trying to guess her age in my mind and she's going to be around 18 or 19 yrs. Omo I thanked her and went back home and right now I don't know what to do because I've counted the 7,700 naira and what I'm seeing here is 70,700 naira I'm scared. I don't even know this girl I don't know how it happened I don't even know how to explain to y'all reading this that this whole story is a lie Yes, I fabricated the whole story.
RomanceMen! Would You Want A Wife Exactly Like Your Mother? by IBenardoo(op): 2:53pm On Feb 27, 2022
Let get your views about this
Will you love to marry a woman who is like your mother in every aspect?
RomanceRe: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by IBenardoo(m): 9:16pm On Feb 21, 2022
She said do u love me, I tell her only partly, I only love your sister am sorry
My broda update us in due time
RomanceRe: Am Having Issues With My Boyfriend And He Is A Nairalander, I Just Wish He Can S by IBenardoo(m): 9:12pm On Feb 21, 2022
Oga kelvin Watin you get to talk abourit Cos agama eye on you
HealthRe: Am I Depressed? [Picture] by IBenardoo(m): 12:29pm On Feb 20, 2022
Ilegendd pls can you teach me how to trade crypto
I sencerly want to learn
RomanceRe: Pls Masters In The House Help Me by IBenardoo(m): 10:12pm On Feb 09, 2022
Lolz don't mention

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