₦airaland Forum

Hatrick01:
damn too bad.

Didnt u grow up in nigeria?

Nah I didn’t

Hatrick01:
oh

U mean, u aint fluent in any of nigerian native language?

Yeah exactly

GloriousGbola:
wii u kip kwaiet

britico babe

how can you know what changeover, generator or even engine oil is anyway ?
na you guy sukkot wey don acquaint himself with all those

trying to imagine sukkots first bout with filling generator with petrol, staring it, restarting it, and then switching over from gen to nepa in the pouring rain.

Sukkot dey are dragging you oooo mayne 😂

Hatrick01:
Yoruba Language

Lol I don’t speak Yoruba, I only know a few words

Hatrick01:
mind if u can teach me some?

Teach you what?

Persephone1:
Tech savvy? To change over, fix bulb, and turn on generator nah tech savvy? Lol, nairaland is truly an enabler I thought the thread is about some rocket science or engineering or programming. Ordinary fix bulb carry tech savvy Lmvfao.

Well anything electricity, count me out. I'm yet to get over the electric shock I experienced as a teen . I will change over if I am convinced that the fuse is not malfunctioning with that I will use the turning stick self. I hate switching on Gen because I'm fragile.No key, no gen.
Okay, I didn't give up on fixing the bulb even though I fell once. I try... I'm getting there.🤧🤧. I'm not Electrician savvy

My dear I ran in here excited to see the groundbreaking tech feats and discoveries achieved by our XY chromosome having neighbours only to see clowns cheering themselves on for switching on light

pocohantas:
The second a woman breaks up, they will claim they wanted to propose. Whereas another woman would still come after her and 3 years later na scope upon scope. A woman would always choose certainty over fancy words. I thought they said Nigerian women would do anything to marry an abroad guy? She could have easily aborted and followed Mr UK. She didn't because she done check and e no worth am.

The girl he dated before this girl nko? Why did that one leave him or why did he leave her? E reach this one turn and they have remembered she would regret. Make we call that girl now and you will hear story. He should go and marry in the UK biko.



The finest women abroad in Fortune 100s na. You know the bar is always higher for black women. When it is a foreigner, I ain't ever seen them go for such intellectuals after whining about how they love intelligent women.

😂😂

Hatrick01:
forgive my ignorance pls

Didnt mean to react as if i hate ur tribe

Lol it’s cool

pocohantas:
Pele Sir...
The girl had to act fast. However, she should have broken up with you first. There is nothing to say you would be back or wouldn't impregnate your own gf in the UK. The girl should focus on her homebased guy. I wish them well. If she spent years waiting, world people would say na because she wan marry abroad guy. So, nothing spoil.

Marry a foreign woman. Foreign women rush Naija men at airports all over the world.

Those women are probably the Airport Border Force

Hatrick01:
Hi Ibkayee

Hi

sukkot:
it is what it is. It's all discretion. Just do it far away from home. As a wise man once said , no dey shit where you dey put head, excuse the vulgarity lol. Give to people you will never see again if there is the need for charity. Charity covers a multitude of sins. It's like penance lol. I strongly believe that

Yeah this tends to be where I give exceptions

sukkot:
hehe yeah it's crazy. But you guys are on the money. Never start what you cannot finish . It's a very good motto to go by .

It’s a shame because not everyone is like this, people genuinely in need and not looking to fleece you miss out because of the entitled ones

Like sisioge said, best not to start what you can’t finish. Been there before, had similar experiences, now I don’t even bother in the first place anymore

Hatrick01:
yoruba?

Yes

Hatrick01:
Are u a northener?

No

A40:
I'm just seeing it right now. Just sad. I'm seeing 1st of January. So while some were saying Happy New Year. Others were breathing their last. Omo

I’m telling you, definitely something that occurred to me too when I saw the date

Sukkot ni bo lo wa? Food ti de

A40:
Goddamn. This life sha. Too fleeting

Very, are you just finding out recently too?

chic2pimp:
I just went through that thread now. The burial video had me so emotional .

😔😔😔

chic2pimp:
Whatttttttt...Good gawd! I have so many questions. What happened to Her? How did you find out? Gamine was popular if you frequented the entertainment section of NL back in the day. Let me do a little digging as I'm sure with Her popular She was, someone would have posted something about Her death. This is so mood dampening I can't even lie.

Yeah I found out a few days ago, there’s a thread somewhere. Yes very mood dampening

chic2pimp:
Gamineeeeee. Ofcourse I remember Her. I used to chat Her quite frequently on this forum in the early 2010s. Is she ok?

She died earlier this year

chic2pimp:
The word 'gamine" or is their a person called that name?

Ok never mind then, she was a user on here in the earlier days, thought you may have known of her

chic2pimp
Do you remember Gamine?

gimakon2:
I go like , lie down , my fellow man go day kiss me , carry e dick , shook inside my anus...
Hey God. If I do wetin e claim say e no like, e go beat me like say I be woman ...

Come if na play stop am. Which Kain useless life be this?

buygala:
The nastiest part is that he will cum in your anus ... As in complete ejac in your anus ..

You will be walking around with your fellow guy's milky semen bouncing and floating around inside you, with the different ejaculations accumulating and mixing inside you ..


That's some really nasty yucky yuck

These descriptions sound too detailed and precise to not be something you’ve fantasised about before, is there something you guys want to tell us?

iamoyindamola:
Ipeleng is damn beautiful both facially and at heart

I dunno about heart o but stunning face

iamoyindamola:
I love that tribe 😁
The females though

@Samantha124

Where are Naledi (Big Brother Mzansi) and Ipeleng (Big Brother Titans) from? I have the biggest crush on them

iamoyindamola:
Yes my favourite

See hin mouth

armyofone:
Possible
Those days! I was dealing with HS and eating mashed yams and oyel trying to laugh so hard at all the going on. I lost list of all the names I used...then you can create moniker left and right and center based on moods...even when class hard, you change monicker

Those were the days

Hahaha all my usernames were basically derivatives of ‘ibkaye’, I didn’t have that many sha. I think the only reason I have this one was because I was banned for something lol

armyofone:
I think she also posted the Uneme, my tribe is going extinct. They listed her as ine of the cool Nairalanders.

Rest on!

I remember you you changed your moniker small.
Those good time!
Davidylan just left and didn't come back.

She was so cool, I would admire her from afar. The original nland girl ‘geek’

Lol yes I changed it small but I will always be known as IBK

I believe you’re female, I’m sure I’ve come across your monicker before, although looks like you joined around 2010 which is a time I wasn’t very active on here

I remember Davidylan lol, it’s possible he has another monicker sha

armyofone:
I remember too. Very smart guy. I think he answered math questions I once asked.

May he rest well.

I don’t know if you recall another lady called Gamine, I’m still shocked at her death. May she also RIP

Nice thread

Wish I could speak Hausa ❤️