₦airaland Forum

sod09:
I no vex
The guy is dulling, if his pee is small
He should use his fist all na pleasure

sod09:
you mean Nigerian men have small pee

Piiko:
Come and comfort the OP or tell him how to help his bae

Piiko:
some females carry nukes there. It's always a traumatic experience so clean is bae, there's a crowd of females viewing this board ibkayee oya come and talk ur own,

Piiko:
have u seen the hit man bodyguard??

Chelseafan1:
Well, if you would like to come join us back home, there's still space, you are always welcomed in your father's land, a land flowing endlessly with milk and honey..lol

Chelseafan1:
Your submission is spot on! Those guys are actually very very smart and sharp.
It's actually not easy for them.

The state of the country shares in the blame too. Most of my friends we left Uni together are still jobless till today while the others had to settle for less paying jobs just to make ends meet.

Chelseafan1:
I think guys have upgraded in this 'business', there's more to this thing than meet the eyes.

Most of them are going diabolical, an average naija guy now has a spiritual father he consults to help him out with these things.

We can't really say these whites are naive.


As for me, I decided against it cos I didn't particularly like her and I was still with my ex then.

Chelseafan1:
On the contrary, the girl saw my pictures on her phone and Facebook and liked me apparently . She wanted a caring guy and all.

My sharp aunt thought it was a perfect opportunity for me to get into the states if we clicked dt I shud just play along

Deep down, I knew I wasn't made for that kinda wickedness

Chelseafan1:
Chai....you are not nice kankan

Na ds kind guys dey that ashewo thread, anything goes.

These ones have no conscience except of course it's arranged marriage.

My aunt once tried hooking me up with an AA in her work place, we shared contacts and got talking sef. Checking her Facebook pics, I knew my mom would be disappointed with the way she dresses and expose body parts.

She even has a kid but still pretty, young with a nice shape. I just stopped talking to her after a while.

Chelseafan1:
Lool, crazy scenarios, the thought of kissing, let alone making love to these women makes me wanna puke.

Let me just die jeje. Arrrrrghhhhh.

Chelseafan1:
Last paragraph almost brought tears to my eyes, didn't she think about it happening?
Btw, are there no pretty, young girls abroad to settle for rather than all these old mama wey don reach to die.

diggz:
Sod why are you like this? Fine girl like dat naim u dey ask to wait for you ibkayee wey mehn eye dey shook like shooku shooku for naim u dey ask to wait.....obaje sha...

Ibkayee.....I am open to ur offer dear

sod09:

As I never ready nko

sod09:
aunty ibkayee
when you go marry

dopeJemi:
hehehehe, you believe I am 17?

diggz:
You realize you just gave away you age right?

Pay no mind to dope...he is definitely not 17yr old.

dopeJemi:
24, 25

I can't be wrong on this one

dopeJemi:
so you 28 or 27 going on 28

dopeJemi:
alright, so who did that rap attempt in your diary, cause your name is on it

diggz:
You don't like shaming the devil with the truth abi?

dopeJemi:
you a rapper?

diggz:
You don't believe him too right?

diggz:
Ibkayee

Piiko:
I loved bebe jam