₦airaland Forum

The drunken master gave out Rivers State vote in exchange for FCT emperorship

CandyOps:
So i never change oil for like 1 month now.

Major reason is because I moved from my house into a shared space.
because of that, I no longer follow up with my babes them.

before you know it, one month done pass. Going to two months now, Johnny never see Congo. Talk more of shining it.

So one thing i noticed is that i now have a lot of wet dreams especially after a period of 3 to 4 days in between each dream.

You know it takes an approx of 3 days after changing oil for a man's swimmer cells to come to another full maturity.
One thing i've noticed during abstinance is that your awareness to women increases.
The way you notice women increases as against when you are getting it steady.

You tend to stare for a few seconds longer than usual at women.
You tend to sexualize even the most mundane thing about women... like when she casually bends over
You sleep and your mind forces you to dream about women you already admire in your every day life.

It's crazy i hope i don't get to a point where if i sneeze i go sneeze out cum
Make next year reach first.
maybe i go use my slim Princess take change oil

You go talk say na so your own body system be, no be so for every man
We are different from each other bro

fergie001:
Australia High Commission, Abuja

NIGERIA RETALIATES

APC are old men without sense, all they know is to lie and steal

Shameful

Igbo:
https://punchng.com/police-arrest-two-for-n110m-scam-on-canada-based-nigerian/

You had family in Naija all along but you're sending money to a random stranger from Facebook to help you build a house...Mumu woman

By the time police have collected their share the recoveries won't make any sense again

Alakoriomo:
Man lament for buying 5 pieces of apple, eggs and tomatoes for 32$ (after taxes). Americans are enjoying but they’ll still complain why?

But this guy complain just for $32? Why are some people ungrateful

Just stfu already dude you can always go back to Lagos

Ronu dog

Amibo1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-a0AI25Tis

No be only Igbo dey travel for festive year-end

Dummy

Zionmdde:
Account created Nov 20, 2024

Posts: 49

We know ur type

You suddenly registered on NL and you already know how to type rubbish and constitute nuisance.

Another APC bot on the loose

Na mentally disturbed person

Government-issue retârds, i.e. the great unwashed

Glimpsetv:
A few days ago, Peller, the young and popular TikToker, had a live session with Nigerian singer Tiwa Savage. During the session, he shyly requested a ride on her private jet. Surprisingly, Tiwa responded that it was the easiest thing to do. Although Peller initially acted very shy, as if he were about to ask for something difficult or hard to grant, his friend Joblaq and his girlfriend, Jarvis ( Jetlorita), cheered him on to gather the courage to speak up.

Peller has now posted an exciting video of himself on a private jet date with Tiwa Savage. Tiwa Savage's son is also seen with them on the private jet. Watch his funny expressions and see how thrilled he is!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwC7semcqnw?si=xAEfKWnOUd2R-BAC

Seriously I'd hate to find out that Tiwa has been fûcking this Peller kid...

ogugwa1992:
Hon. Abimboye Celebrates Governor Adeleke’s 2nd Anniversary with Food and Cash Gifts in Ode Omu



https://newsdirect.ng/hon-abimboye-celebrates-governor-adelekes-2nd-anniversary-with-food-and-cash-gifts-in-ode-omu/

The weaponization of poverty

darqly:
Omo, the things you people celebrate A effing handshake is a BIG deal? In your country that has weekly power grid collapse and minimum wage cannot buy a sack of ANY grain?? Please give me one liter of handshake let me pour in my car.

They are brain-dead apes

But instead this useless old fool went and built a university in his hometown just so he could steal

I don't blame the thieving bastards like Oshiomhole, the average Nigerian is a stupíd person. The lot of them are already up there on this thread praising him, so. ..

PRINCESSFCFANSs:
just be good to people in every position you find yourself


Princess FaithChukwu

You need a bukkãke

Karemarealty288:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-promises-to-tackle-nigerias-out-of-school-crisis/#google_vignette

Buhari told the same evil lies for eight damn years!

Nigerians will never have sense!

Fareke:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/11/28/misuse-of-social-media-fueling-insecurity-in-nigeria-army/

Don't listen to these guys they are no better than dogs on choke-collars

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/court-ends-25-year-cohabitation-on-grounds-of-infidelity-battery/

It's a common-law marriage not 'cohabitation'

I never expected better from you though, I already knew you to be congenitally stúpid

ChizzyBuna:
I love and respect my dad so much
He is old in age but he can still drive

The issue is anytime I'm driving him
Instead of him to relax
He will turn to Conductor every 2 seconds, sometimes he will shout that I'm speeding to fast but I'm not going past 60 kmph


Today I drove him to village and on the way he did the same shouting and telling me to look out for bumps.

This distracts me and makes me lose focus. Out of anger i shouted back at him to keep quiet and allow me drive.
That i have eyes and i can see the bumps

Now i told him that he should never enter my car or unless he will keep quiet and allow me concentrate on my driving.
No talking, he should keep it shut through out the whole journey.

Now he is feeling bad, did i do anything bad??

Your father deserves more respect and consideration, that's someone who wiped the shít from your butt when you were nothing but a snivelling little weakling

blezzino:
Noticed this on my skin this morning
Please house what causes this?

Looks like a heat rash

[quote author=Lanrelagboi post=133080867]

YES.

The Lagos State Government under the leadership of Governor @jidesanwoolu and through the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (@Lamataonline) is bringing a Quality Bus Corridor Project to Ojuelegba, which will be like what we have in Yaba. This will re-arrange the… https://t.co/Q6RhDqxJpz pic.twitter.com/JqmbRX6nJ5

— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) November 28, 2024

people

LASG will build nothing meaningful, all they're gonna do is steal from you guys

That's a husband & wife team of professional fraudsters

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCKMPsdDlbk?si=4RAq995mdGjOYIZi

Wetin im wan tell them they all know he's a junkie and a failure who bought his presidency from Mahmoud Yakubu at the cost of $76m

VanuatuWycombe:
You could be right o. That’s what we always tell them o.
It’s been long I left Benin City though but I don’t think there’s any need for a flyover bridge there.

Make solid and deeper gutters. Well drained and well covered. Widen the road and put superb asphalt and solid interlocking around that sloppy road (after Sandfilling it to level) before getting to Ramat Parke-Aduwawa Road.

Barricade some areas with concrete and make two pedestrian bridges.

I am sure doing this will save them 50% of what they plan spending on the whole bridge and its road.

It will save them more than 200%

Road projects in Nigeria are always inflated to like three times normal cost especially when concrete works are involved

kedeojo:
Which kind of pain is this about the groundbreaking of the first and very important flyover at ramat park. Am very sure you must be from the bitter part of the country.

Dummy

Islie:
Tongues wagging as Bwala’s press briefing stirs controversy in Tinubu’s media team




https://dailytrust.com/tongues-wagging-as-bwalas-press-briefing-stirs-controversy-in-tinubus-media-team/

How could Tinubu bring a fool like Bwala onboard his team in the first place

dailybuzzng:
Churchill Joins in Star-studded Birthday Celebration of Pastor Adegboyega in UK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiyeiCiKweo?si=izvq7sIlP3w2eDKl

Top socialite, Olakunle Churchill was among celebrities who filed out to join in the auspicious 44th birthday celebration of Pastor Tobi Adegboyega in the UK.

The star-studded birthday ceremony was nothing short of the demonstration of strength of the family and rich network of friends.

The prestigious birthday location in UK played host to hundreds of witnesses who had converged in their hundreds to witness the world’s most iconic supercars birthday celebration

Churchill is known to celebrate friends and identify with progress and success of those in his circle.

It was not a surprise that despite his busy business schedules, he created time to join in celebration of the renowned man of God.

The atmosphere was electrified by the availability of affluence dotted all over the venue, as indicated in the class of car, which included Ferrari and Lamborghini supercars parked outside the venue.

Among superstars present at the birthday celebration include Davido, Daddy Freeze, Obi Cubana, E-money, Captains of Industry, Entertainment icons and more.

Despite coming from a difficult moment recently, Churchill has continued to fraternise with friends.

He has recently laid to rest his lovely grandmother, Chief Dr. Mrs. F.W Oshowo who passed away at the graceful age of 86.

She was buried in Oke Aluko in Ondo State, a ceremony that has been described as a celebration of life going by the impact the late grandmother of Churchill made while she was alive.

Birds of the same feather flock together

Islie:
https://fij.ng/article/tinubu-sa-contradicts-presidency-confuses-gcon-with-con-award/

Nlfpmod

Mongrels

How are these monkeys Nigerian, clearly they grew up over there and they're British

Lioness5280:
The husband is dead, what is their offense? . Will this wake him up?. She has moved on now, others must accept this and keep it moving as well. Life is too shot

Ndigbo kwenu! Ndi commercial pussy!

ChizzyBuna:
Any Big business without an Igbo heading it. That business will crash.

Same rule applies to a Country
If there is no igbo in charge, it will crash.

Go to U.S Navy and see igbos at high ranks.
Go to Europe and see igbos as mayors of European cities
Go to Indonesia or Malaysia and see make una no vex

All countries except Asia

You see how igbos are doing great on the business side of things..

You're a crazy fool

MTN is headed by Karl Toriola and it hasn't crashed yet