₦airaland Forum

aBbiie25:
Watsup everyone. Was reading a very long epistle but i stopped half way. Whats for lunch biko @Mightyleks

cassava and milk,,,,,,,,#winks

dipson546:
Noooo Baba toyeeb... you know say me I no dey smoke Igbo naa and I no be gay.... I no fit join dem lailai...

daddy shukurah,,e ti n yo nnkan mu,iyawo ati Omo n be ni ile

what I see is a huge black man with beard,,,the lady go hear am when it's time to play with his toy gun

dipson546:
BREAKING NEW...!!!!


NYSC 2016 Batch B printing of Call up letter will start from
21st November to 24th November 2016. This is as stated
in the NYSC Batch B 2016 Time Table . Consequently upon
this, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016
Batch B Orientation course to commence from Thursday
24th November to Wednesday 14th December 2016
Nationwide.

#Dipson#

bro u half join bahd gang,,,wats breaking here,i tot I want to read a new thing,,u don join justifiedcoyy and yormee for osogbo weed gang abi,,,kwantinu

ok

Rebekkah,,,I sight you o,,,,,dey flex dey enjoy

omotoyecable:
loll, dey there dey ginger me instead make u follow me

loll,, that's the mindset of an average Nigerians,,,dem go dey push u ni without dem going wit u

edbor:
lol the blue one that has rollers

lolll,,Na borris/bearing my own get,,,so it's not a box

edbor:
that your box when full reach mouth nko

which one,,,abeg no dey whine me

edbor:
i still de learn for where you de

lollll,,hell no

omotoyecable:
na u b d most serious guy for this thread, shoo, ready 3wks ago? I bow for you, you must be really anxious to serve

lolll,,no be me now,,,,the NYsc thingy don tire person,, waiting since 2015,cos my school is slow,,my mates in oda schools don pass out now,,,u must be a 2016 grad

edbor:
yes o, cos me no won chop camp food

loll,,Na u o,,after u Na u o

Enouwem:
Oga leave that thing. http requests still works on their site. Even their https uses an expired ssl certificate sef.

are you sure?? say http dey work for the web,,,,,oya crack it make we see,gladly waiting.....

edbor:
lol that's nice, I'm extremely slow in doing my things. .But this nysc own pass me cos my bill too large for this economy

Na everywhere bro,,,,,,,but we go survive now

BabaIbo:
...
nope... just living I'm Osogbo

which area,,,make i bust u for Christmas day,,,make i come chop chicken

Enouwem:
But seriously, if a create a modified post request to nysc website with the source code of that page, I'll be able to print my call up letter before 21st. Lemme get my laptop and I'll craft a valid http post request that'll fetch that CUL even though the "Print CallUp letter" button is disabled.

Na https oga,, which means it is secure not http

Collinsgentle:
Hello guys pls someone should put me true abt dis. According to NYSC timetable, those who paid #3000 are to print their call up latter from today being 14th while those who didn't pay will print theirs from 21st of dis month, how come ppel are not saying that call up will come out on 21st while NYSC never made any change in d timetable. Cos d even dis morning there is no change in d timetable. Are still to print d call up today or to wait along with those who didn't pay. If so what's d need for paying #3000. Pls someone should pls help me with a reasonable answer

oga Na 21st ppl wey pay go print,,if you didn't pay,,u will go to Ur skul to collect Ur call up letter with call up number etc. as from 21st also,,,,,the choice is yours

edbor:
hehe, that's true bro. .sha make i see place park my leggedisbenz


how's prep for camp? cos me never buy soap self talk of kit

lolll,,,me wey don prep sinx 3wks ago,,,no be small thing now,,,if dem talk say make we go camp now now,,I go just carry my bag and dey waka

cashmyles:
Nah, its just a strange feeling.. Oya come meet my papa mk we marry

lollll,,I am not afraid to give birth to twin o cos beans and palm oil dey,,he who finds a wife found a good thing

plays Ready #Adekunle Gold

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yormee

justifiedcoyy

dream2

chiefojiji (I don win the race)

kapable75

bigromeo

posiimi

sharliz

abbiie25

who among you is a pastor or pastor(Mrs)/pastor(Miss), come and join me and her together on Saturday at Graceland chapel.......All Gracelanders are invited except the ghost readers but we will consider if you repent.....join me to sing hallelujah

edbor:
few days to call up printing and camp, people don de many for here again just like when reg started. . isorite

lolll,,they are probably looking for update if call up letter is out,,,the traffic wey go dey here next week Monday ehn,,it will pass lagos and China traffic put together

chumaster:
hmmmm

Don't be afraid guy

cashmyles:
Eeya, iyaf bn dreaming abt u recently, what did u use on me? Yormee help me ask him oo

lollll,,,Na true love now,,,,,I didn't use anything

WilsonMayowa:
I think you are the most beautiful girl in this forum

make up

chumaster:
bush You haven't jammed snake na.
Seriously defecating in the bush will be very hard for me

Na today!!!!,,,so many snakes,,,snake doesn't attack human being anyhow unless it sense danger from someone or it's sent by village people,,but once me sight snake,,,I took to my heels,,but it's occasionally sha like 0.0005% chance

simababe:
I can give you one of my baby's potty .

Besides pls if I want to serve at a particular place in lagos, do I need to get a letter from that office to camp. I'm actually thinkin of serving at a local govt around my area in lagos.

To the best of my knowledge,,,,the local government can request for you through letter,but I don't know if you will be the one to take the letter there or the local government for direct posting from camp,,,,, another thing I know is that,if you are posted to another PPA,u can make dem reject you there which is 50:50 chance and NYSC will give you the chance to go Nd look for PPA and you can tender anything the local government give u as regards serving in the LG to the NYsc Secretariat,,,,,I hope you understand this,,,,,,,,,I stand to be corrected tho
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chumaster

justifiedcoyy

kapable75

simababe:
Just get a small bucket for that purpose, even fine gal dey shit.

lolllll lolllll,,,,I don hear o,,

showgolee:
why do I finf this so funny me buy potty God forbid
abeg short put no go dey ni

Na short put sure pass o

chumaster:
I have been seeing many lists of things to buy but none of them has mentioned small bucket for defecating. I was told by an ex corper and a serving corper that some toilets in some camps are in bad state. That they have to buy that small defecating buckets that children use.

They also told me that it's better you buy it while coming than buying it from camp bc those they sell in camp are ones already used by immediate past batch which the sellers picked, washed and start reselling it.



I felt this info should be shared here. Serving corpers should say something about this.

lollll,,, imagine Ur luggage was checked at the gate and one fine gal dey Ur back and dey open Ur luggage to find potty,imagine!! lolll,,,,u be guy now,,enter the bush and go and do the business there

Bestie0309:
Dats impossible unless u are hamaphrodite? Thr will b 24soldiers in my platoon. There is no how u Wil b allowed to enter

Am not amaphrodite but I go chop sardines ooo,,make you buy mine too

ok,,,, getting interesting,,,this one Na season film

Bestie0309:
Only for me and my bunk mate

I fit be your bunk mate now,nothing is impossible for God to do

cashmyles:
'My runaway' bf how are you doing?

haha lolll,,, runaway khe?,,,Na u run away now,,,,,I always dey online