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Kenontop:
Kenny Ksu Accounting 2015 Kaduna, Abuja or enugu

welcome to Glanders bro

Vhalentino09:
Pls, who has any authentic info as regarding the NYSC Batch B time table oooooooooo

go to www.nysc.org.ng as regards that

fweshlee:
Latest News








NYSC has released the timetable for 2016 batch B corps




......Coming out soooooon .........Watchout

don't make me have high BP fa

Anuoluwaposimi:
Ur eyes big oooo u don divorce patty2014 now now?

Not like that,,,patty2014 is not interested I guess nd coyy said my own too much on top her matter

Titanium38:
ibroh22, i heard something o! izz it true? you are searching for something..

Lol aunty Titanium38,,,,cough!!,,, Na wife me dey find o

Dottune:
Yes Boss, you no trust me? When my sweetheart Franceswasky dey there?

Franceswasky,,, congratulations o

Tunjihadeshelay:
Goto match.com u go see wives dere

lol

mo wa Iyawo ,,,,,I dey look for wife

Congratulations dottune,,,,,,errrrmmm,,,no carry your first salary go give olosho o

Kylekent59:
See future otondos dey sleep . Even titanium sef. 5:35 a.m una still dey sleep lols.
In camp by 4a.m u are awake or else soldiers go give una punishment ooo

me wey be say,,I like to wake up by 11-12 nko

Dream2:
Thank you for that beautiful suggestion bro,we already discussed it and whatsapp group will only be created after we print our CUL,then those in the same state can join issues together to move forward,creating whatsapp group now will be just meaningless.

Cc: ibroh22

That's kul

Dream2:
LESSON TEN,ACTUALLY A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE "ACT OF VALOR"



"When you arise in the morning give
thanks for the food and for the joy of
living. If you see no reason for giving
thanks, the fault lies only in yourself.
Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse
turns the wise ones to fools and robs the
spirit of its vision"





Cc: Greycious
ruthobaz
yorme
coyy
chumaster
Titanium38
Dottune
Anuoluwaposimi
Sheboss
MzShyShy
Missbeebee
Dipson546
abat4real36
StarryV
tpip
HateU2
ibroh22
edbor
Rebekkah
fweshlee
iyke1989
LordTrailz
ChuxMyk
Patty2014
Heroiclegend
And to all GL members..

nice one

Heroiclegend:
Good afternoon beautiful ladies nd handsomee gentle men,
Just thinking, Can we a whatsapp group?
if you supprt, lets drop our numbers. Or better still someone can create while we contact him/her for add up.
thnks #SoonCorper

Relax,,,let the timetable comes out,then we r going to do that,abi what the u think my boss
cc
yorme

coyy

dottune

mzshyshy

sheboss

titanium38

please make una ignore the guy for the sake of peace

Rebekkah:
which turn please? ATM don start to dey work

Lol,,,,our Batch turn ma,,,batch B 2016

Rebekkah:
which turn please? ATM don start to dey work

Lol,,,,our Batch turn ma

Titanium38:
If I faint, them pour me water na. Very simple! Lolz


Thanks for the mention. Love ya plenty too.

you won't faint....IJN

Titanium38:
I do all that wan for secondary school na. So it's not new something. Lolz. Am ready for them

Lolz,i pray you won't be one of those that will faint on d first day of parade,,,You better be fully fit

Dedicated this page to all gracelanders
Cc:
yorme

coyy

Mzshyshy

Titanium38

sheboss

Patty2014

Anuoluwaposimi

chuxmyk
thanks for keeping this thread lively,,,I love u plenty

And everyone,, forgive me if your monicker is nt there

Thank God,its finally my turn to hear the clarion's call,,,,,I pray for a successful service year
Good afternoon everybody

VaginaTerrorist:
Kudoo! Oya

I am fasting

Thanks to everybody that contributed to the issue,,,we have settled it amicably,,,I didn't go home until my neighbors assures me that she didn't brought police that only her manfriend is there and wants to beat me,they also assures me that there are people in the neighborhood that are already on standby to support me in the fight,,,so u went home and thank God and with the intervention of some elders we are able to settle it,me and her manfriend are friends nd he was even joking with me to go nd get married wen he saw me washing my clothes on Saturday was surprised I beat his woman,,,we shall settled it Sha,,nd I only begged her manfriend,i didn't beg her and also beg my landlord too,,,,,,, thanks everyone,,I really appreciate it,,,,,I pray to always keep cool wen dealing with women

Can't wait to be mobilise

hpk:
Dear Op, you will do yourself good by avoiding your house this evening cos if you get to the station you might just lodge there. Secondly, if you comeback and hear that policemen came looking for you, in peace and unity just find 10k to use for your bail. Finally, whenever you get to the station just beg the girl, policewomen take matter like this personal.

Thanks sir,am not planning to go home for the rest of this week,,I just hope dem no cum with police,jst some thug will do,they won't be able to do anything cos I get people who will stand for me at home and would settle it amicably,,but police matter,i no get the liver,i fear police die,dem go beat person and still collect money

amb2015:
the deed is done already, next time try to control your anger by walking away. you can swallow your ego and apologize to her after all if she is your sis or wife, you can apologize to them.
OR you can go and make entry at police station that you had a little fight with her and she threatened to beat you up with

hoodlums, make sure you have a witness from your yard. you may not win the case in totality but with this step you have succeeded in stopping her evil plans.

thanks sir,,,Am even regretting my actions now,,but I have decided not to go home dis week

Destined2win:
Your bad

Am a human being,,I am liable to get angry,,some people use to take the gentility of someone for stupidity

LouisBERG:
Lwkmd....chai op you are very funny...


How on earth will you even think of raising your hands on a lady??

Well, be calm don't cut yourself LOL. Learn to handle sensitive issues such as this in a diplomatic way.

What you ought to do now is, go back to her and apologise for the slap regardless of the fact she insulted your mum. Tell her it wasn't intentional you lost control cos of the magnitude of the insult thrown at your mum..

This is for peace to reign or unless you want to anticipate for the unusual aftermath that awaits you if you'll be going logger heads with her.

#TranquilityANDunity
#caLLmeBERG

Thanks

nerodenero:
*** fall from iroko tree because of laugh .

Na face-me-I-slap-you-dey-live? Na that place be the origin of endless fight.

The only grace na if you dey below 18years aside that be ready to visit a small Guantanamo cell

Yes,,,am a student that live off campus

Destined2win:
If you knew she was that troublesome, you should have still kept your cool.

I lost the cool

Destined2win:
Steer clear from insultive neighbors

For the past 6yrs,that I have been living in that house,i have never raised my voice on anyone before,but when this woman came in,she had fought with every tenant in the house,except me,,,,so she was looking for trouble for the past 1year,,I decided to end it today

Billyonaire:
You will not win the case.

Do not cut yourself, you need the blood.

If you are so afraid then call her and beg. But there is nothing to be afraid of. Make sure its the police and not bots that will beat you up. Police will arrest you and take you to the station to write a statement and you will be put in a cell where you will meet new friends. Share bread and drink pure water. Then you will call someone to come and bail you.

Nigerians hardly take people to court so just keep 10k to 20k on stand by. But if you dont want to give police the bail money..give 10k yo charge an bail lawyer.

You might chop slap from police if you go there to argue. Just tell them you are wrong and you apologize..sign undertaking to never slap a woman.

By the way, you are stupid to slap a woman.

Thanks,,I appreciate that,,,,,I wouldn't have done that if she didn't abuse my mother....

kenkenn:
Slap her again till she pee on her pants.

PHd in Slapping

This is not a joking matter,if she didn't abuse my mother,i won't touch her,,,,I just need advice on how to deal with the issue in terms of police aspect