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Early in the morning,by 8:30 it was on saturday,after meal my mum pick up her bag nd go to shop,she gave me #50 for pocket money nd she left,i sat down,pick up my phone nd started chatting wit my friends on 2go,paul too was online,i told him about wat happen last nite,hw Eso boiz came to my house beating me nd threaten me,paul told me to come to the Gaji shop where we play"PES" he is there,5minute later i got to Gaji shop i met paul nd three of my classmate we greeted each other,paul told me dat we should play pes be4 talking i do so,we started playing it,one hour later we heard james voice nd one ss2 boy shouting,paul told me dat it was one of Eso boy another two guys come,fighting wit james,paul nd two of my classmate join james fighting wit Eso boiz they fight for almost one hour be4 paul nd my classmate defeat Eso boiz dey scatter everywhere Eso boiz ran away,paul told me can u see hw we defend ourselves,i told u to join us u didn't answer,i reply am goin to join u

TBC.... ..
HOW I JOIN LION'S GROUP

Am sorry for not posting earlier


After hearing dat,i
summon all my courage i move closer to her,nd ask for her textbook,she was so amazed,she gave me nd i left,paul was the one dat told me to go ,he is my best friend,i loved so much,he told me to come to the class,he told me dat he knew all wat is happening to me about joy,even the day dat they kidnap me,i told him dat who is their boss,he reply it was Eso(Nail),dey had suspended him from sch,he told me more about him how he killed one of the sch gang,i was shocked,paul told me to join there own group for me to be free from Eso's boiz,i reply wit anger group! i can't join any group in diz sch,i came here to learn nt join any group,i left with anger.
At nite,after dinner,by 9pm i heard someone knocking at the door,it was my mum,she told me my friend is around i told her to let dem in, it was Eso's boiz dey locked the door dey sat on the bed, suddenly i heard a slap on my check
TBC.....

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Thirty minute later,doing notin the boi dat sat on the block whisper to the boi beside him,the boi left,5minute later he came wit Joy,the boy on the block told me dat i want to collect his GF,hw dare me,some of his gang started slaping me,using the back of the matchet to beat me,he stood up every body started hailing him,he told me dat:wenever u see joy if u greet her u ar in trouble,if u didn't greet her u ar in problem,if u dare to be friend wit her again,he shook his head u ar dead!,he shouted i nod my head nd say ok sir!,later dey set me free,be4 setting me free they beat the hell out of me dat blood runs out from my nose nd mouth,at nite all my body is heavy nd weak,i can't sleep well.
Month later,principal annouce dat it remain two weeks to our exam,dat afternoon,i saw Joy wit her friend gisting,our math teacher called me to go nd collect math text book from Joy,my heart started beating,i face back i saw the two guys who is following me,suddenly i heard someone saying,go am going to protect u.
TBC....

Gudday nairalander,i want to tell u pple hw i become a school gang member,this is a life story.
After my jss3 exam,the folliowing term i got to ss1 in a public sch in oyo town named Olivet baptist sch one of the best in oyo town,in the class am the best through out the first term,during the second term i wish to have a girlfriend,as Ibadan boi i summon my courage to toast one pretty ss2 lady named Joy,i love her so much,two month after,i notice dat she is nt interested in all wat am doing for her,one day after sch hour,am on my way going home,i notice dat two boiz were following me,i face bac to be sure weather dey ar following me or nt suddenly i saw another two boiz infront of mine holding matchet,my heart started beating,very fast.
Thirty minute later,i don't know where am i becos i was blind folded,later dey remove the cloth i saw a boi sitting on a block two boiz stays beside him wit matchet on their hands,i saw alot of boiz in the uncompleted building where we stays wearing olivet uniform.
TBC......

Gudday nairalander,i want to tell u pple hw i become a school gang member,this is a life story.
After my jss3 exam,the folliowing term i got to ss1 in a public sch in oyo town named Olivet baptist sch one of the best in oyo town,in the class am the best through out the first term,during the second term i wish to have a girlfriend,as Ibadan boi i summon my courage to toast one pretty ss2 lady named Joy,i love her so much,two month after,i notice dat she is nt interested in all wat am doing for her,one day after sch hour,am on my way going home,i notice dat two boiz were following me,i face bac to be sure weather dey ar following me or nt suddenly i saw another two boiz infront of mine holding matchet,my heart started beating,very fast.
Thirty minute later,i don't know where am i becos i was blind folded,later dey remove the cloth i saw a boi sitting on a block two boiz stays beside him wit matchet on their hands,i saw alot of boiz in the uncompleted building where we stays wearing olivet uniform.
TBC......

OMG,dat huge amount of money enters Nigeria annual,nd dat grandpa wey we call our president collect am nd keep am,he no fit expose am.Waka

lolzzzzzz,lemme join u nd seperate the fight

Plz snail farmers,am having 6plot of lands,i want to invest on snail farming how much will it cost me to start the business,when i search it,they said it will cost me #150,000 to start it.
About the kinds of snail am going to buy,wat ar their names plz.

he want to cry let him

yomi007k:
Ibro, we know how they operate.
I am surprised that you almost fell for this.

iswear

Na the rain that ginger their moral for the two of them to fight

What am saying is true beware

By 10am this morning,God save me from internet frauster,known as yahoo boys,i had a phone call this morning,it was a woman,she told me she was calling from "First bank",nd that was my bank,she told me that hav i received my parlative #10,000,i said no,she told me to send my account number,i do so,three number from the back of my ATM,i do so,last four digit number infront of my ATM,i do so but i didn't read it well,buh it was a mistake,am hearing some voice saying "yes he don send am"i nw realize that it was a scammer.
thank God that i didn't tell her the last four digit number very well,wen i told my mom she told dat they will withdraw all my money from my bank account if i send them the last four digit
BEWARE OF SCAMMER

lolzzzz

1.If we still continue using nose mask till 2040,our future kids will think mouth nd nose is a private part.
#abi ooo
2.Plz help me settle diz matter,i saved honey seller number as "HONEY",she send a message to me,nd my husband saw it.
HONEY:the one i will give u today will be sweeter than the one i gave u yesterday.
Na the matter we dey settle up till nw.
3.I went to a chemist to buy condom,the chemist told me dat who did i want to use it for,i told him dat my GF,she invited to her dinner tonight,he gave me nd i left,i turned back nd went to the chemist dat i need one more,i told him dat her mother used to blink her eye on me she use to rub her leg on mine when ever i went to her house to eat food.
At night i was on the dinning table,her mother nd her sista where dishing us food when her father opened the door,i bow my head down,
It was the man i bought condom from plz should i raise it up

1.I borrow pen from cashier nd 4got to return,wen i get home i receive #70 debit alert from first bank
ho God wat hav i done
2.One aboki call me,and i told him wrong number.He called later nd told me to tell him de correct number.
3.Teacher:make "sugar"a sentence
student:i drank tea in the morning
teacher:where is the sugar
student:is in the tea
4.Principal:how can we make how sch clean
student:by staying at home.
Omo sense no go kill me
5.every nollywood movie,wen dey show witch dey will laugh,plz wat is funny
6.My neighbour is cuking jollof rice even she fried plantain,let me go nd play with their children
7.Doctor told u to change yur drinking habit u ar nw drinking wit spoon
he dont want it to finish nii
8.Teacher:today topic is biology,wat is biology
student:biology is today topic
9.Can someone send money into my account,i want to sure maybe my alert sound is till working
10.plz don't be wicked like nd share
#KS u ar funnyyy

i swear,i thought dey said dey want to kill shekau,bandit will replace i don't know dat bandit(raping,killing nd..... )[/quote]

i swear,i thought dey said dey want to kill shekau,bandit will replace i don't dat bandit(rape,killing nd..... )

hav u done Xray

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