Abbasufi:

I GO CARRY GLUCOSE SEF!

hehe shey you no go carry am give yarinya finish sha?

webguru: Heading to Anambra... New here

Congrats!! Webguru!!! I could learn from you oh. Sadly i'm heading to Akwa-Ibom.

princessmia:
ajeboh indeed!
I'm not ajeboh ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!
I plan to wash every sunday.
So I have 6shirts, 3shorts, two 3quaters n 1 trouser.
I even got a white skirt incase dey r lenient.
Lol

SIX!! Princess Swagg!!!

ujchief: A trick that works just fine is to pretend u dont know how to march. This way, u'll be excused from the selected main marching corp members. So after every morning drill by man'o war, the selected guys will continue the morning parade, while others just cluster at the parade ground and observe. They'll try to lure u guys, telin u fake gist that the selected guys and the band crew will have preferential posting to the state capital. Thats a blatant lie!

I plan to join the OBS! That should work eh?

ujchief:
thanks sufi. Dont try the mufti trick, it works fine when registratn is stil on-goin, so the military men wil assume u're not done wit reg things. Those guys have hawk eyes, and can easily detect mami guys & photographers (some of the military guys are constantly deployed to the same camp year after year).

hmmm, Abba you don hear?

darefestus:
which is?
Cus i dnt want to claim any sickness o.

I've got asthma..i've got to use something sha!

Abbasufi:

gOOD, SAME HERE ALMOST THRU WIT PACKIN, I JUST WANT TO WASH BLANKET DEN I CAN LOCK D BOX AND GOOD TO GO INSHA ALLAH

Mehn, I neva start oh!

Dahrach:

Its true oo, they delay a lot wit no apology plus they will sell ur sit 2 sumone else if u are not there like an hour b4 departure...I had a terrible experience wit dem when I flew 2 abuja 4 registration and I heard its their habit...

Ogbeche, I guess you need to be prepared.

stellarby: Helo. Im nu here. Im batch c, 2012 n i was posted to imo state. Anyone...?

Hey there! Yeah, there's 2ndeRodriguez!

Rawdeal:

Good morning Abba.

Good day house! How's everyone??

Wassup? We're good, you?

Abbasufi:


NOOO, I HAV TO SAVE ENERGY IN DAT FEW DAYS O because U WILL NEED IT LATER

LoL, you go replenish the energy jare!

princessmia:
here;s a rope: remove d otondo.

Ok... Mia Shun!!!

Abbasufi:


HAHAHAH OK RAWSAUNKS. HAPPY?

Ehen! Correct!!

Abbasufi:

DiS GUY GET MANY TACTICS FOR APPROACH,
#1stclassytins

Bros why na, wining no good oh! That tin wey my mama talk sef, na complete bobo! It's embarassing that I actually brought it here

obiyor2000: go with anytin ur sch gave to u. It will be accepted as long what u have is original

Thanks man!

babaearly: @ibrosaunks

hows preparations? about your ppa guess you are running it?
to mobil? abeg let me know if you fit link me up.

bros I never reach that bridge oh, I know no 1 in Akwa-Ibom sef.

princessmia:
I think u have to continue ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!
Coz none sound palatable yet.

LOL! Honey you'll have to manage, or throw me some rope at least

Abbasufi: ANTY RAWDEAL I SEE U
PRINCESS,IBRODEAL,MARIA G

ALL OF UNA GOOOD MONIN,NAMASTE

IbroDeal ke? No oh! Na IbroSaunks, Raw Saunks you suppose write jare

Abbasufi:


DAT MUFTI GO MAKE SENSE O

Abba that advice na for women, you be man na, u suppose strong !

princessmia: I don't lyk both names but I guess we hav no choice

"Princess Otondo", or "Otondo Princess", or "otondo-mia", or "mia the princess otondo", pick one

tayo4me:

I've searched, but didn't find any

I guess the onus is on you to create one.

ujchief:
hahahaha, thats short word for 'attention'. I asked my platoon comandant same question, and he explained why those words and their origin. He said the early set of Nigerian military, who were mostly uneducated and hausas coined those words from their original contex: u'll hear 'coffers' for corpers, 'pre-pre shun' for parade atention! 'stand-a-ice' for stand at ease,

LOL! There's even another term, "aduaiyah"! I genuinely did not know what that one meant till recently! I for don tink say na persin name

ujchief:
mehn, arik is fvckin expensive. Aero is ok, their planes can be 'molue' on air but it stil lands u where u're going. Flights can be delayed for just a few hrs, but its not a recurrent event.

Aite cool. I've already booked Arik though. Thanks for all the info chief, I'm grateful!

princessmia:
errr
I think its short for
"Corpers, Attention!"

Uno soldiers don't waste tym now, so its faster to say:
"Corpershion!"
Hehehehehe!

*kidding* ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!


#b4 soldiers track me down

I knew johr ! So you want to be a "Corper, Attention"? . Be an otondo instead

tayo4me: Fellow Oyo corpers to be, please let's discuss.
Where will you guys be leaving from and when are you leaving for camp?

Isn't there a thread for you guys?

ujchief:
My source at Nysc office bluntly refused to runs it to my state of origin. I had to choose a neighbouring state. That doesnt mean its imposible to runs ur posting to ur state of origin, i gues she was just playing by the book since shes a staff. I had to listen and oblige b4 i find myself at Borno

LoL that's cool sha!

patrickmuf: My call up letter reads "to Osun state with love"...

So you're going to camp with a person named Love?

banabest: ; ; .................my guy d tin is really funny................ Sumtims I wonder wat yadstick dis NYSC uses for postin pple.

The heartless sociopaths don't have one...

Abbasufi:


WAT WILL U BE?

CORPER SHUN!

Err what is "SHUN"?

ogbeche77:
Omo Arik cost die, No Airline dey immune to delay, safety comes first..the main ish is a safe journey.. When u dey move?

the difference between the arik and aero wey I book na like 1000 or less. Difference dey between being immune and being prone

I'm moving Tuesday morning iA. I hope I don't have to struggle too much sha...

We were not given statement of result in my school, only notification of result, because for some reason we haven't convocated. Is this sufficient please?

readone1: i heard we can take a bus from jibowu in lagos to uyo, somebody told me the fee is about #5000 and the duration ranges from 8 to 10 hours from uyo i hope i get there early on teusday i want to advice that you travel by a the bigger bus i.e marcopolo because of the nature of nigeria roads, smaller buses run too faster

Aite bro! How preparations?