princessmia:
lollipop?!
Thanks, but I have received enof gifts from d house already.
From countless friends n buddies to GC's weekly FFF

But this one will give you super powers. Don't you like and want super powers?

Rawdeal: Abba time to fill in the gap. Its EDO state for me. Not too bad. Not good either

Yaaaay! And you said you feel bad because you schooled there? To that I have this to say: "The devil you know beats the angel that is unknown"! How about looking at it from that perspective? So, CONGRATS!!

One of my closest pals and mentors got posted there too. The guy makes me feel dumb for real. I'll tell him to check this place out sha. It would be nice if you met him.

So are you going to tell us a celebratory joke?

Princessmia, nice one! Come to Akwa-Ibom for your complimentary lollipop as gift okay?

Dare, it is well, I believe Katsina would be more interesting than Oyo. Besides, not to make Oyo corpers feel bad, but i've heard that their camp is Le Worst! :x

tayo4me: Hello house, just got my call-up letter. I've been posted to Oyo!

Yaaay! Masha Allah!! Congrats oh!!!

So SBabaJ got FCT! Boss, massive congratulations are in order! Hope you enjoy sha!

Abbasufi:

GC DEY VEX SAY I NO PUT PPL NAME BUT I DEY TRY MY BEST, OYA MAKE U OR GC DEY DO AM!

with my kpalasa phone? I'll be way less effective man. You're doing a splendid job, and I understand you can't be perfect. The list can be perfected once everybody has seen theirs.

ujchief: Nice work suffi. U guys should endeavour to keep in touch with this house while at camp. Its going to be difficult doing that as u're goin to be pre-occupied with final shoping, traveling, registration at camp, and most especially, terrible network.
Our Batch B house has become a desolate ground as it was abandoned due to those factors i listed above.

I fear that this is what may become of our house. I would like to exchange numbers with peeps oh!

It's a wrap at my side oh, i'm already on my way back to Lagos. Need to make final preparations, should be heading to Akwa-Ibom 1st thing Tuesday. Good luck guys!

SBabaJ: Son-Yeah., Are You Still In K-DORMS?

Mr. Oga, where you dey go oh?

Rawdeal: See as guests full house. Please, those those names aren't on the big list should just copy it and add their names to it.
I'm crossin my fingers and hoping for Ogun state.

FAAV!!!!! Sup bebe!
All my fav housemates, GC, Abba, IbSaunks, Lady Ps, DLex,BabaJ, Darach, Dare (who I'm still laffin at). Nt sure I remembered evry1. Have a splendid day

Rawdeal, I pray you get what you want oh! What time are you expecting to see it?

SunTzu: Omo I just noticed a letter in my surname was wrong on my call up letter. Hope there won't be complications when I get to camp?

Bro, there can be oh, for real. At least that's what I heard.

ichidodo: *cant sleep*

dlex21: Insomnia!!!

iyawaz: insomniac

NA WA OH! Make una take am easy oh

Niceyenuf:
Right here. Altho disappointed. The worker did not work it to my desired Lagos or Ogun. Lets c how it goes. God will take control.

Sister, I know people who worked Lagos/Ogun and got places like Adamawa and Zamfara. They took it in good faith cos they don't have plenty other options. You should especially do too oh

Abbasufi: HASTA LAVISTA PPL!, SEE YOU TOMORROW RAWDEAL AM WAITING FOR YOUR POSTING

yes oh! But why quit something as noble as list duty?

Loskee: hello batch c!!!
this is Loskee of the batch B house saying my hi and hellos to all y'all up in here!
i'm so glad to drop a line in here.
i'm serving my country under the sun and in the rain here in Katsina State.
i want to say that Kt is a peaceful state, though there may not be anything entertaining about the town.
i serve in a local government called Dutsin Ma... a town noted for its huge rock!
i will be in the camp premises sometime next week, when the camp opens. you will find me at the camp clinic.
anyone in Katsina should holla me on 07061516462.

one luv house!
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, ABBASUFI! I GOT YOUR MESSAGE OK? IT'S JUST THAT THE NETWORK HAS BEEN FLUCTUATING HERE!
CORPERS WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Dare and ogbeche did you see this?

Deolaw: Are the Anambra peeps unavailable? I feel lonely here. Pls, someone should hint me about the goodies of the state. I have never travelled out of Lagos and Ogun states. Help me pls

Awww! Somebody should keep her company na!

Rawdeal:
If that's what will make ur small caps work, I'll gladly be his "deal"

Err Abba, carry your computer come Akwa make I fix am, FREE OF CHARGE!!!

X3n: For those comin 2 FCT, I was @ d camp 2day, heard dat security will b v.tight because of d BH boiz. So dnt xpect any endurance trek or camp fire dat will last into d night.
If u want 2 increase ir chances of being posted to town, then u shld join NYSC band in camp or join camp OBS. FCT is d only place dat u will hav d highest probability of not ending up in school. Other infos will come l8r

Now relaying this to my friend beside me.

Abbasufi: IBRO JUST SYT UR 1 AND ONLY RAWDEAL! HEHEHHE

Why you dey look us, you be paparazzi?

Abbasufi: FADINUS HOW SOKOTO TINS GO NE NA GOOD LUCK.

IBROSONKO SALUTE! Where is your rawdeal na

LoL, why you gas "razzify" my "moniker" na? . Rawdeal neva see her own oh. We dey pray say no be place like Zamfara or Ebonyi dem go carry am go oh!

Olhar: i was posted to benue state, am leaving from lagos to enugu by air, and boarding a bus from enugu to the orientation camp in benue.........please could anyone help with directions......i dont know how to go about it......but i believe enugu is closer to Benue than abuja..........please i need suggestions thanks

I'm sure you'll find your way

primeson1: Posted to Lagos.....all my lasgidi corpers say gbosa. We go rock EKO.

smh jare. I have a term for you guys that are going to places that you've been all your lives: BORING CORPERS ! No adventure for y'all ...just kidding, but seriously though,....

psoto:
Wish I could, but unfortunately, I can't!
So many things happening around me.

Do you want to talk about it? Or would you rather switch with darefestus?

Hey guys! I'm having a hard time covering ground no thanks to the horrid network so i'm not gonna! What's popping na? Where's the updated list please?

psoto: Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,
Brothers and Sisters (in the Lord),
Dudes and Dudettes,
The ancient city of OYO has requested for a "pearl" in person of "moi" τ̅☺ help her improve her present situation and contribute my precious quota in nation building.


Unfortunately, I'm not enjoying this moment!

LoL! Rejoice psoto, you are victorious! How u go celebrate for us na?

Krysstie: sup people...ow was ur day?....was told i got posted 2 kwara....went 2 confirm 2day....and Kogi state stared me in d face....@abba, sori 4 d inconveniences, i fink d big list nids editin....*sad face*

Buhahahahaha, i'm so sorry, I couldn't help it, so funny. You need to shoot that person oh!

Krysstie: sup people...ow was ur day?....was told i got posted 2 kwara....went 2 confirm 2day....and Kogi state stared me in d face....@abba, sori 4 d inconveniences, i fink d big list nids editin....*sad face*

Buhahahahaha, i'm so sorry, I couldn't help it, so funny. You need to shoot that person oh

Gods-child:


Hmmmm...Poem writing my brother, no matter the degree of eloquence...Doesn't guarantee winning a woman's heart.

Well it depends on the lady, and as psoto is an English major, I imagine she would

Speaking of psoto, where is she?

Gods-child:


Lolzzz....I'm becoming ecstatic about the journey sef, I've never boarded a luxurious bus in my life!...I don't really understand too oo, its only 3 weeks nah...I sha know they'll pay us the 19,800 for 12 months...

LoL! Good for you man! Just flex bro, and dey watch us!

Hi guys. I'm Ibrahim. I studied Computer-Science at Fountain University Osogbo. I stay at lag, and i'm patially looking forward to going to Akwa.

How are you guys going? I don't think I can go via road oh. Who's flying?

@son-yeah. Congrats bro, i'm happy for you!

I got a new ID card so i'm leaving tomorrow for lag. Flying to Akwa on Tuesday iA. Someone who's flying there too said it's a bad idea and I should fly monday. But I don't want to lodge in a hotel at all.