₦airaland Forum

DrayZee:
Majority of the human population becoming weaker by the minute. So just holding your phone is now big enough a problem to warrant the purchase of this contraption.

We might as well have no hands

yea so lazy to think that they now rely on MMM

begwong:
BIKO go to your psychiatric ward for your drugs. Why u dey take PANADOL for others headache?
Whu u don ever epp sef

lazy people, shame on u

Tessie01:
my dear I'm not as dumb as u are nd I refuse to be a stupid fool like you. stop being bitter on other peoples success. better goan look for money instead of being an internet troll nd monitoring spirit. for your information I loovvveeee MMM's kind of brain wash.

I make one million in a week,, are you with me? He go soon crash

She go soon John illuminaty she seems too desperate

Rityonyi:
❌ *IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT* ❌

Please be informed that marching henceforth will now be immediate.

This is done in the bid to fight the issue of fake POP.

A statistic was taken from blocked participants who wrote to support to be unblocked and the reason they gave is that they USED UP the money meant to provide help because of the delay in marching.

To avoid repeated disappointment of people not meeting up with their orders or people uploading fake pop, the system has chosen to match participant very quickly so it meets the money still in your hands!

*WHAT TO DO HENCEFORTH*

1. KINDLY PH WHAT YOU HAVE TODAY NOT WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TOMOR.

2. IF YOU HAVE A PENDING PH AND THE MONEY IS NOT AVAILABLE, GO AND CANCEL IT AND PH WHENEVER YOU HAVE THE MONEY

3. AS YOU REGISTER PEOPLE, TELL THEM THEY WILL MARCHED IMMEDIATELY TO PREPARE THEIR MIND. DONT TELL THEM IS 2 OR 3 WEEKS. TELL THEM THEY CAN BE MATCHED TOMOR.

*DO NOT CAJOLE ANYONE TO REGISTER BECOS OF YOUR 10% REFERAL BONUS. TAKE YOUR TIME TO EXPLAIN THE MMM IDEOLOGY TO YOUR DL.*

*REMAIN BLESSED AND HAVE A FRUITFUL DAY!*

look at how serious u are "Chai

Zane2point4:
i was merged to ph,but one of the participants acct number seems to be dormant i hv sent moni to other accts been merged,but his acct isnt going and his number too, how do i resolve this,how do i cancel his particular other let them merge me with anoda person lemme pay.help pllss.

u will soon dye o because of MMM wahala

Tessie01:
Nothing is happening to MMM,its only normal to be matched cuz its festive period. I phed and I'm waiting to be matched so I can pay.

mumu dem don wash ur brain finish

RichThug:
Upon he said that he's not in Nigeria, you still want him to buy u a phone and possibly send it through FedEx... I would love to call you a cheap olosho but that's not my bizness #OloshoSpotted #BlessYourContainerSizedPuvvy

na me and ur sister dey do am na ", but she got a rotten pussy so she stopped , ode

See their face like wetin slippers match

9jayes:
What an insult, bt ur case no be 2day

u better avoid my mentions,, good for your health

Can you produce a dope beat for me? For my upcoming single if not,, keep quiet

fados4sure:
I will get in touch

uhmm ok o, waiting sir

mancheeutd:
Pathetic you mean the way your life is crashing... Mami water power MMM will never bow down it has come to stay.

MMM will crash just wait

MrCounselor:
Don't be too negative... Get a life!

MMM will crash

fados4sure:
You have a good taste & i would have bought it for you. The problem is that am not in Nigeria at the moment & moreover that phone is not available in any online store in Nigeria & even if available, their price is outrageous.

Please, bear with me

u can get a cheaper one,, infinix lte

MrCounselor:
If making money makes you lazy, won't you join that kind of laziness?
Abi you wanna become a workaholic that feeds like a rat?
MMM enhances your insufficient fund, it has never prevented anyone from working,
forget your paranoic thought, MMM stands gidigbam.

you are lost just watch out

hahn:
Thank God for collapsing this building on people that were worshiping it

This is a true sign that gods exists and is a manifestation of it's power. It only injured his followers because of their sin but in it's infinite mercy didn't outrightly kill them even though there are nothing but pencil in it's hands

Praise be to Jehovah

Praise master Jesus

Chai

It is well

fados4sure:
Which among the three aforemention phones do you like?

uhmm
XIAOMI MI5

Dog wey go lost no they hear hunter whitsle,,

fados4sure:
How did you know am lying ma'am?

get a phone for me then since u now a philanthropist

IRAPADA:
most you comment, when you know u hate mmm y did ph, is you and your business that will crash

MMM will crash,, it has made u guys too lazy

fados4sure:
The fact that she is my crush doesn't mean she is my GF

I just like everything about her

stop lien,,

9jayes:
I was 16, getting a Mouth Gig from my girlfriend in my bedroom. Whenever I heard footsteps near my door, she'd lift her head up quickly, I'd cover myself with the blanket, and we’d pretend nothing was happening (just in case my mom or dad entered my room at a moment’s notice).

you are a fool,, wait let me tell you y,, how did your mum allow a girl into ur room!

So someone would start bugging me with calls to transfer funds, well am even too busy to take calls,, I just hate MMM I really pray it crashes soon "" say what you like

Everything is just happening in this country,,, led by clueless Fulani

If you think this would guarantee her being ur woman,, u dye broke,, girls are very complicated

ITEKEM:
Me sef go blow but I know say nah my big prick go sell me

u hmm

Theoritical:
God used Ty-bello to save olajumoke from the street, ur own naa to send old man go street with doughnut for head. Annie,abeg fear God

Hahahaha wicked

Sex objects

Let the boy do the talking,, Nigerians are like chemical reactions