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Harrysong I lik bad boys

Oh
My
God

Dis
Is
......

The
Bomb

Rip young one
But what about her friend?hw com nothing is said abot her?mmmm.. I tink dere's more to dis story

iwezor1:
this got me laughing. And if she calls back?

lol call me back? Of course she'd neva call me bak

ME: hi baby(excited)

TONTO: oh I fink u dialed d wrong number cus dis is Tonto dikeh d actress,nt ur baby (giggles)

ME :oh really? Dats great cus ave bin wanting to talk to u abot somfin vry important

TONTO : wat?

ME :I fink u suld quit music,music is jus nt ur fin I also.........(Sorry ur account is too low fr dis call,pls recharge and try again)

englishmart:
omawumi looks fat swollen. Did she step on poison?

No offence, just asking

jessss! She's pregnant!! Y wuld u say dat?

englishmart:
@ emboldened, you wouldn't die if you said the truth

buh I said d truth

I love her gown,buh d slit is jus too high

Omawunmi is so over beautiful and hot! Fr a pregnant lady,I love her gown,waje is super hoT!


Eku has always bin lik dis,so hard to undstnd

Jaypea98:
Taking about sickness what d you call staying practically idle for six years only to become active in six weeks?
I m sure dat cameo exercise he did today was the product of six years training

oga titus *yawns* gudmorning

dunkem21:
All this NL threads on how to woo a woman ..does it work for you? ..make I go learn them because ...

nah,dey'v nt posted d one dt will work fr me yet.dnt stress ursef

ganase2:
If u are really mavin manager, u shld be fired without any pity!

fire ko,smoke ni

Everyday no b christmas pple,take it easy,first lady is pregnant n needs so much rest now.we will mak it up to u guys soon




SIGN:mavinsmanager

Jesus! I av finally seen d cat afta so many hours

dunkem21:
I viewed your profile pix and wonder why somebody will be gay

ok na

THE OWNERS OF A FETISH AND DIABOLIC
EATERY LOCATED AROUND THE VICINITY OF
ALADINMA STUDENT ALLIANCE, MEET THEIR
TIMELY AND WELL MERITED RETRIBUTION It
was a very horrible, absurd and gory sight to behold
earlier today ,as the owners of a popular eatery around
the sphericity of Aladinma student alliance met their
well timed waterloo. Eyewitness recounted that trouble
started within the wee hours of the morning, when the
vigilante group in charge of security around the alliance
caught a woman in possession of blood filled calabash
doing some incantation in front of an eatery by name
“Sweet Diamond” situated at the heart of the alliance.
When she was accosted ,she lied that she was
conducting a prayer session and the security guards
overlooked her. She was almost allowed to go scot free,
not until suspicion grew and the fetish contents of the
calabash was discovered. She was almost lynched by
the irate mob, if not for the confessions she was forced
to make. She made confessions which smeared the self
acclaimed Manager of the eatery by name Dubem. At
the long run, Dubem the innocent looking guy was
apprehended and thoroughly beaten to the extent that he
made confessions that has caused palpable fears, regrets
and tension around the vicinity and its adjoining
environ. In the course of the confessions, the angry
scrum started digging the entrance to the eatery. To the
greatest shock and dismay of everyone, fetish and
diabolical items like; human heart, various sizes of
padlocks ,black and white handkerchiefs, traces of
human blood and various human body parts etc was
harvested. Dubem in his fear gripped,stuttering and
incoherent statements,confessed how he uses the
menstrual flow of his female workers to cook food.
How he uses large quantities of human feaces to prepare
egusi soup,how he uses human blood to prepare stew
and so many atrocious acts. He even confessed how he
sleeps with all his female staffs, takes their destiny and
compels them to keep a sealed lips. He further professed
how he enchanted his customers and continuously
enchants his prospective customers immediately they
step their foot inside the eatery. He also admitted how
he generates and controls an influx of customers to his
eatery using fetish means. What da heck? God please
come and witness these man’s gross inhumanity against
your children. Yuck!!!!!!! Taking a look at his blood
soiled body and devilish face, one will wonder and ask”
what on earth will warrant someone to engage in these
soulless acts”? With the kind of customers he
commanded, I can vehemently state that about 80% of
residents and visitors of Aladinma and Okwu Uratta
have in several ways consumed commodities from that
eatery, if not Garri & soup, chicken, provisions, drugs,
it must be shawarma or pop corn etc. I really share in
their fears.But they should be unruffled and take solace
in the word of God which says that;”the evil that the
children of God are ignorant of,won’t find them”. But in
all,thank God he met his comeuppance in an unlikeliest
of ways to the great admiration and relief of people he
has kept in captivity. A little word to all other owners of
the various eateries scattered in Imo state who engage in
these ungodly aforementioned acts. My advice is as a
matter of urgency you should all desist from these
insensate and heinous activities before a gruesome and
well deserved pill is forcefully administered down your
blood soaked gullets. It is said that we don’t only fight
against flesh and blood,but against principalities,powers
and agents of darkness. These are extreme times,its high
time we formulated extreme measures…………. Only
God,Carefulness and high level of circumspection are
the requisites in these devilish moments……….

I love red dresses,I love Tonto,I love her dogs,I love evryfin abot her apart frm her music








Is dat a baby bump?

nortcentrallord:
Women and clothes. Mmmm.
U still sell those power banks?

of course boss! Interested?

dunkem21:
What do I know to be dragging female wears with a lady.

I wonder, unless u'r gay

fairygeh:
Honestly,the lace material is fine, it will be nice for blouse and wrapper

chai! U gerrit! Ma tout exactly!

sunnyshayne:
I align my faith with yours!

no wahala

dunkem21:
I think its leather leggings.

lol pls dis one is iron

sunnyshayne:
Babe, you are living in a comfortable and secure place that's why.

dats not so true,I jus ave dis strong faith in God dt gifs me hope

Fur and iron leggings

Lupita is too thin fr dt style,give it to ini my sister

Who wuld av done dis to him?dis isn't funny anymore.





Nice lace doe,I really love d material will b so fyn fr blouse and wrapper wiv blue accessories to go wiv,chai dis woman/man jus wasted dis beautiful lace

sunnyshayne:
That Uwais son must have been the one that went to submit boko harams application

heheheh,
If BH +ISIS=?




Am not scared doe

Ray360:
you didn' t truly love them hence their fading away from your heart.

mayb I did,mayb I didn't,all in d past now

Susan peters is she goin fr a masquerade parade?

Eku na wa ooooo


Mercy I donno, u ave always bin aving issues wiv ur bra

Lady in red(adunni)who do u?

Eniola I see u

Rita,fathia,monalisa u gals rock!


Ogaaaa I love ur outfit!!!

Pls who's dt fyn chick in a goldlike dress?she really caught ma eyes #nohomo

I had terrible EXes d vry minute I was done wiv dem I neva looked bak nor care abot deir next move.




An ex remains an ex to me.