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CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Fist Fight Video! by icebis(op): 11:27am On Jun 12, 2016
what was Justin tinking when fighting that gianthuh shocked
CelebritiesRe: See What Happens When You Google 3 Black Teens Vs 3 White Teens (video) by icebis: 11:25am On Jun 12, 2016
but come to tink of it, the search is determined by what the Blacks normally upload
CelebritiesJustin Bieber Fist Fight Video! by icebis(op): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2016
Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian singer and songwriter got into an all out street fight with a guy much bigger than him Wednesday night in Cleveland.Watch the vedio clip here http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/justin-bieber-fist-fight-video.html?m=1

FamilyRe: Bread On A Ceiling Fan Because Of Rat (photo) by icebis: 12:11pm On Jun 11, 2016
Poverty is a disease
CelebritiesRe: Ime Bishop On Buhari’s Ear Infection by icebis(op): 7:39pm On Jun 10, 2016
no be joke but sometimes him behaviour dy make sence
CelebritiesRe: Do You Know That Trending Dance Step 'dab' Is Demonic?! Here's Why by icebis(op): 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2016
weda its is true or not we just have to be carefully a word they say is enough for the wise God help us
CelebritiesRe: Look at Nigerian Rihanna Twin(photo) by icebis(op): 7:23pm On Jun 10, 2016
we are not saying that she is rihana but d fact here is that rihana is a celebrity and they look alike
CelebritiesIme Bishop On Buhari’s Ear Infection by icebis(op): 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2016
Everyone loves to have a good laugh, and talented Nollywood actor Ime Bishop Umoh is one actor who doesn't fail at delivering a perfect comic character on screen. watch video on what he said on Buharis Ear Infection here http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/ime-bishop-on-buharis-ear-infection.html

CelebritiesDo You Know That Trending Dance Step 'dab' Is Demonic?! Here's Why by icebis(op): 3:33pm On Jun 10, 2016
So says a broadcast Whatsapp message currently making the rounds. The message also goes further to spell out the full meaning of DAB.The message also goes further to spell out the full meaning of DAB.
Read the full message after the cut. Get ready to be 'overgasted' and 'flabberwhelmed. see bill gate doing the 'dab' at: http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/do-you-know-that-trending-dance-step.html#sthash.mHUOBfjZ.dpuf

CelebritiesLook at Nigerian Rihanna Twin(photo) by icebis(op):
If you look closely at the picture of model Chinenye Ulaegbu below you will
agree the RIH-semblance is remarkable!
See more photos @ www.vipgist.com/2016/06/model-chinenye-ulaegbu-look-like.html?m=1

CelebritiesRe: Meet The 15 Years Old Girl With The Biggest Hips In Nigeria by icebis: 11:43am On Jun 10, 2016
my babe hips is bigger than that
FamilyRe: Bread On A Ceiling Fan Because Of Rat (photo) by icebis: 11:38am On Jun 10, 2016
Lol... Lwkmd i think am a victim too
Celebrities4 Times Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Confused Us With His Grammar by icebis(op): 4:23pm On Jun 09, 2016
Patrick Obahiagbon is a name we started hearing when he began to represent Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state at the House of Representatives in 2007.
The catch was that he spoke jaw-breaking words, like literally jaw breaking. Words that you probably won’t be able to pronounce when hungry.
When he was interviewed by Vanguard, the law graduate of Politician appealed to his audience to try to understand what he speaks and in his own words
The intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate them. I do not set out to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability
Which in layman English simply means that he doesn’t mean to confuse us intentionally smh.
But now we ask, if it’s not intentional, what is it Honorable?
We explained a few times Honorable Obahiagbon spoke to us in layman English because life is really too short to look for a dictionary when this man speaks
1. When he spoke about the death of former ASUU President
“The grand initiation of Professor Festus Iyayi is a lancinating loss of another stentorian voice, against retrograde and prebendal forces of primitive mercantilism. That he passed through transition on matters pro bono publico, bears eloquent testimony to our state of dystopia. Such is the evanescence of life. It’s all vanitas vanitatum”In layman English: It is a loss of this statesman and the fact that he died in service shows how scary everything is.
2. When he reacted to the DANA plane crash
“We must halt this ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We must demur against demuren (no onomatopoeic extrapolation) intended. The quotidian stentorian atrabilious ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of apocalyptic crepuscule.”
Layman English: The country is not working well. Everything is going one kain
3. When he thought Mikel Obi deserved Player of the Year in 2014
“I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum-crankum that characterised the GLO-CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga. The jiggery-pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens. The perfidy and mendacity of all the apparatchik of sports suzerainty are not only repugnant but also insalubrious.”Layman English: They did ojoro. The award is for John Mikel Obi not Yaya Toure
4. When he spoke about Xenophobia in South Africa
“The attack on foreigners in South Africa (xenophobia) is a miasma of a deprecate apotheosis of a hemorrhaging Pluto crack, cascading oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy. With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledge centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum-crankum. Therefore, the lampooning is cest in deja vu, deja vu peret ologomabia” Layman English: What they are doing in South Africa is bad
But jokes apart, majority of these words are in the English dictionary and we swear we’ve never come across them before.
watch video of him speaking English to some Unilag students here http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/4-times-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-confused.html

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