wonda26: ¤Catch 'atete' (grasshoppers) and put inside biscuit wrapper
¤pour biro ink inside small bowl of water - to view the marine world & mammy waters...lol
¤catch lizard, fix a knockout inside the anus, light it & set the lizard free to run off...the rest na history
•we wud form sleep after morning prayers till our parents go for work (during holidays), immediately na video game tins o..till we hear horn meaning mumsi don come back o. . Everybody wud just enter robotic mode.. One go carry broom start sweep, 1 go clear table (morning food they ate b4 work) etc.. All these wud happen b4 she park car finish..
•Borrowed video game which we play b4 they come back from work as dem nor gree buy for me..even after i combine many many birthday and 1st position..

ooh my u carry 1st 4dis mata...chiaaa laffin my eyez out

Udochee: Remember afta watchin superman cartoon one day,then i took my mum's wrapper & tied it across my neck,den i started runnin around hopin 2 fly

lol....hahahahahaha.omg

biolabee:

antelope

jst cnt stop laffin oooo..

sheyie2007: Used all my feeding money to play fast league(PS1) in somolu this went on for months until my mum bursts into the game center one day , with my dad standing outside.. most embarrassing day of my life

hahahaha

mymz:
you loss?
if yes, take a bus to mile 2, alight and take another one to Seme boarder, when u get there keep going forward, you'll see the moon and some grass.
collect a handful (of the grass i mean), take a gentle whiff and the vast knowledge contained in the book "All about Nairaland" shall be revealed unto thee

Omg u won't kill me wit laff oooooooo

Aside pride,do nt xpect 2much frm d oda person wen u knw ur nt perfect,cos as humans we r bound 2fail or mk mistks n instead of actin lk d boss show care,luv n respect n I tink no reasonable person wld tk such 4 grantd.

Akada means acedemics

9c 1 n thx

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I tink I wld lk 2meet wit u n dnt knw hw possible dat wld b.

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