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Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point-Prince
Rhymes - 2 points-Ibime
Similes/ Metaphors - 2-Points Ibime
Punchlines - 3 points-Tie
Personals - 2 points-Prince
Flow - 1 point-Tie
Wordplays - 2 points-Ibime
Closer - 1 point-Prince

Mvgt- ibime

007Bruce:
dude, you need a new bank

na d new style fo mocking them sosiq?

kr0ne:
Na u first abuse am. When she abuse u back now u go begin find who dey at fault and who dey right

i no dey like that o. If she insult me i go accept and ignore. But anyways teddy i apologize, but what you did was dumb sha

lwkmd
Teddybiyasi you's a dumb fück, how can you be a judge in a tourney that you're participating in. Only Jesus can be sincere enough to do that. And mikuz thumbs up, you've started commanding respect finally. Remain to dey hide mumu posts

Yh, no harm in trying. I'm In

Obainojazz if i slap u ehn, na those mumu midget and barca fans u dey answer?
We the Los Blancos don't argue much, see fuckyouhard, see ksslib. When messi was scoring goals anyhow, we fit talk? Now wey ronaldo dey score anyhow dem say na penaldo. Haha barca won't win shiit this year i swear. Just leave them. And i've watched a ronaldo video where he dribbled from the centre park and scored. He was at man.utd then.

sosiqdude:
Guykhena go to notjustok.com and make them see our link again please....see what u gon say.. tell them about us..please do it now please

you no fit do am yourself?

Come mikuz e be like say anti-spam bot don hide ibime post and ban am join. Do the needful i need that link wey him post. -_-

Darkrebel:
he he ..what do you take me for? of course I knew that story since. you are getting me wrong young man...I didn't say the Bible is fake.. I only said some stories are analogies/tales...

its okay..just forget. .

make we jux drop the matter befo' e turn quarell

this was my verse when limerick bagged me. I was a serious learner backthen but now i'm effin lazy.

unFORTUNately i'm in a
bad mood, so he'll think i
hate him/
cus i'll incapacitate him,
decapitate him, then i'll
cremate him./
If he claims smooth
criminal lyk M.J i'l
incarcerate him/
Judges'll neva exonerate
him, so jailers'l lacerate
him/
The bastard's hating,
coz he ain't balling. I'l
whoop his aŠŠ wit a
cipher/ so if he claims
he balls, i'l ibra--him, like
a sweden striker./
Limerick's a lecher, he
claims darren fletcher/
You ever need to take
an injured playa out.
Fortune's a stretcher/
He worships blaqbonez,
he creates threads fo'
the negro./
after crematin, i'll send
his black bones
home. . . . his family'll
know ThaNemesis has
caught up wit him, lyk
my NL alter ego./ I'l
murder fortune in his
sleep, i'm known as
freddy krueger/
In the nearest future, i'l
hit more döpe punches
than mr. Coogar/
I own a fortune, but i
won't pay a penny fo'
your thoughts/
My finger's on the
trigger, all u need is
shots frm my glock/
I brought fortune to
lime-light, but he can't
look up to me, cus i'm
the sun in his sky/ I'll
blind this fäggöt. If he
fücks wit me, its
obvious dat he's gon die.

Limerick:
check mikuz facebook inbox

yeah. Tanx

Limerick:
lmao, nl earthquake still dey vex me. That battle was so sweet, u were just punching me with grammar . Abeg Post the verse na

lol, i wish i still have the verse. My phone don format am fo me.

Darkrebel do you know that the prince of persia is a demon that stops angels from bringing blessings to us humans? Read daniel 10:13. So how did the bible know that the POP existed if they're just lying?

Limerick:
i StiLL dnt Get it, Why MuSt It bE Lime'RicK in such MumuCious ReFeRencE?

well u re-posted the verse which u bagged me With.

Limerick:
what does it mean?

not fück as in sex.

Darkrebel:
let's go to the chat room .I will educate you ...if you wish to be enlightened

i ain't no pastor but u can't change what i think bro.

Darkrebel:
of course ... its just a Hebrew folklore

well i can't change your thinking thats fo' shizzy

Ibime:
You be mujahideen like them ISIS fellas? Why you want stab person wey ask common sense question?

Any normal human mind go ask how Noah take fit millions of species of animals on boat.

Na dat Noah story make me turn back on religion sef.

well i ain't normal then. I believe the story its in the bible.

Darkrebel:
am not a Muslim .
am not against Christianity either.... I only said some Bible stories are metaphors/analogy's

and I opened a thread to discuss the Noah's story...

how is it possible Noah took two animals each in the ark .male/female
two kangaroos...two cockroaches. .. are you kidding me? that's bed time stories for kids

fück that bro. So then the creation story is a lie? All moses' stories are lies? Just stfu

sosiqdude:
This link no dey work

e dey work jhur

OFFENCE
Darkrebel is a faq/
saying there's no such thing as noah and the ark/
mehn i just took offence to that/
so i took my gat/
and shoot him fast/
for Christ sake/
we should dump your muslim a$$ in some dumb lake/
you think christianity is a religion? ßitch its a lifestyle/
we christ like/
e-diot sayin the bible is a bunch of stories/
i no even knw wetin i wan type again sef #Mad

007Bruce:
wtf!! Your wack verse typifies a trash can - it's filled with garbage/
the skill is average.. i thrill with magic/ like david blaine/ Mik keeps dropping day by day/ your football play keeps falling... you make it look like rainy day!


bruce's a ninja with raw ability/ while you never had your own root.. you stalk & mimick bis/
Siddoggg beat the hell outta you, he showed no love or sympathy/
your duel with coog was a râpe session... right after the brawl, you lost your dignity
!""

just warming

you david blaine?/
well i'm houdini in this game/
your shiid is lame/
you can't deceive us man, u and ckushy are the same/
with your poor bitchy rhyme scheme/
you dissing child kim/
well as it seems/
you and kim should be living in philippines/
but i killed you, you dead you ain't no living thing/
so as i evade the cops/
i'll have limerick fùck your corpse/
#warming

GIYAZZ:
I'm not interested anymore, ffuckk Nairaland!!!!

fück nL? Because darkrebel murked you and jigsawKillah frustrated you? Well fück you

007Bruce:
it's bodybag game Giiyaz, darkrebel is supplying coffins

lolz, mvgt darkrebel

Una dey waist thread space. Myndd44 do the needful.. :-p jig

Khena where art thou?

kr0ne:
The qualification matches should be for newbies. You can't tell somebody like Rebel, Elymax and Jigsaw to fight for seat. Dig?

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