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shutupp: Men it's quite simple, a friend thought me this awhile back all u need is 2 phones, here's how it works.
1st send a customized msg to your line. The title of the msg should b 4rm FirstBank or any bank you like (u can do dat 4rm any online sms site) locate the girl u want. In a bar or anywhere., start a conversation with her after introducing urself bla bla bla.... Pretend as if u just received the msg look at ur phone and act upset ''what!!! What wrong with this bank people they just keep charging me for no reason" nonchalantly show her the phone.
NOTE: in the msg u text 2 urself from Firstbank let it be your a/c been debited with N1000 bla bla bla ur balance is N4,887,000 make sure she sees the amount, in her mind she will fill u just showing off with ur money., not knowing u showing off with wot u don't have
While she's reading it tell her it's been going on all day. Talk to her 4 a Lil while den get her number.
Call her the next day evening u guys should talk for like 10min tell her u work for NBC (always works) tell her u been thinking about her, she's pretty, bla bla bla (toast her 4 awhile sha) then ask her to accompany u to a friends engagement party at abuja ( I stay in lag I use abuja) she might hesitate a Lil tell her u guys will take a flight there and persuade her to think about it.
NOTE: the party should b in 5days time. Call her the next day and invite her for a date in a guest house (tell her to meet u there) rapor with one of their worker if the babe bring along a friend the worker should send them back claiming u just left. If she's alone he should escort her u ur room, ask her what she wanna drink, most likely malt get 2. She will ask if u stay there and tell her u stay at the biggest area where u reside ask her if she wanna check it out, she will say yes., tell her that wanna take a shower 1st, while in d bathroom use ur oda phone 2 send another customized text saying N3m been credited to ur a/c make sure ur sms tone is loud enough, from the bathroom ask her who's calling, she will say it's a text, then ask her what it says? Gbam she will read it. Come out later sit close to her say some sweet things to her then kiss her, she may draw back a Lil with some persuading she will definitely give in GBAM!!! after u done tell her to hit the showers, immediately wear ur cloth and runaway.... boys are not smiling

I like hw d story end, xpecially d part in bold, it actually made lol.
Bt its bullshit, y go tru all diz stress 4 jst momentry envanecimiento #todo_es_vanidad

latepa: Any song from..
Evanescence
Marilyn Manson
Dark Sanctuary
Demon Hunter
Digital Daggers
30 Seconds To Mars
Within Temptation
Staind

metal fan, i c u

Eminem - Toy soldier
2pac - ghetto gospel
Linkin park - Encore
Bruno mars - locked out of heaven
50cent - u don't knw
Free style - sip easy
E.T. C, i no fit list dem finish

Will shining of congo be free?

@micky, yeah zambia lost to lowly Jordan, same jordan dat lost to uruguay, thats wat i call football. Dont 4get dat same jordan won nigeria, though u'll argue wit me dat itz 9ja 2nd eleven bt it can happen 2 9ja 1st eleven. Wat am tryna say is, any1 dat wanna play d Egypt game shuld go for double chance 1x. Datz ma 2centz

addictiv: Lol @ NW. Plz whats d meaning of ogbeni . Which language is it?

it meanz 'Mr' and itz yoruba language

North West ko, South East ni. Ogbeni notin pesin no go hear

@op, e don reach time wey i go begin recommend una 4 ban due 2 misleadin thread titlez cauzin me 2 waste ma mb. I no see any breast

Airforce1: Where z tha nude pics?

ma question exactly. I no go bliv witout pishure.
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Btw, oyibo don modify english? Na wen forgive kum bkum 'forgibe' or do i need 2 see ma optician?

MCKULQ: the same goes to the woman. What if you hit HIM and he collapses.
this is the more reason u should not wait to hit back at her.
I BELIEVE AND LIVE BY THE LAW OF MOSES DO ME AND I DO YOU GOD NO GO VEX

Datz a real nigga speaking. Same here bro, i bliv in da law too

Time End Tinz

Na hia wey all of una kum hide?

drnairalov: jesus...if am ryt...yu re a guy..nd u re masturbating to a fellow guy pix wow!!! dis is wrong nah

itz nt hz pix bt d lite effect. Am alwayz on cloud 9 anytime i see pix wit poor lite effect

@op, wateva brand of weed u r smoking, i really need a puff too

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Australian rapper Iggy Azalea wore this daring long black dress to the just concluded MTV EMAs in Amsterdam and suffered a serious wardrobe malfunction as she exposed herself on the red carpet..
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Op, no i didn't. U no c d black rectanglar shape wey cover d tin. Mk una remove ham mk i check if i go see anytin