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Dannyxy: you are weird , What are you doing with vaseline?

Am milking d cow with it

drnairalov: lool I.d.how can i help U nah ...u in ♥ wit me yea *tongueout....

*bring out vaseline*
oooohhhh, aaaaahhhh, ooooohhhh, aaaahhhh.......*continue till pass out*

Dat sh!t z 4 kidz. Diz hw we do it
Boy: hey girl xcuse me, do u see diz
Girl: wat
Boy: i wanna knw if u see diz
Girl: i aint seein anytin. Watz it
Boy: *open ur zipper, bring out ur JT* diz, i knw u wnt sum, *hand her ur phone* put ur numba dia babe, am gon holla at u @9te.
Datz wat real niggaz do

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^^^datz wat lack of sleep can cause. Sleep no gree com

Op, go home you're drunk

lagosapple: Joining in the euphoria of Nigeria’s U-17 Golden Eaglets defeat of Mexico and the lifting of the cup are the children of two of the Eaglets. In a village square in Northern Nigeria, an Eaglet’s 4-year-old son was seen wearing a T-shirt with his daddy’s number prominently written on it while running around. Neighbors noted that the boy is not the Eaglet’s first child. “He has a 6-year-old girl by another woman,” says a neighbor to ZNN247 reporter.

The neighbor said that when he visited the 6-year-old girl’s mother, he overheard the girl saying to friends, “I watched my Daddy score.”

Meanwhile, in the suburbs of Umuahia, a child of another Eaglet joined family and friends as their celebrated in a private viewing party organized by the Eaglet’s local football team. The 3-year-old girl was seen pointing at the TV screen and saying, “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,” each time her father’s face appeared.

The use of modern technology like MRI to measure bone marrow density to determine a player’s age has not deterred the Nigerian side from cheating. According to Nigerian football insiders, the Nigerian players and their coaches have figured out how to beat the system. They discovered that eating the popular abacha, cassava tuber or the leaf, produces a chemical that deceives MRI machines and other age identifying technologies.

“The children of these U-17 players,” a football analyst told ZNN247 reporter,” will grow up one day to discover that officially their fathers had them at the age of 10. hahahahah.”

http://znn247..com/2013/11/i-watched-my-daddy-score-says-daughter.html

keep tryin, u'll mk it one day.

Mk i no swear 4 u ooo, wey d breast nah

avata: If wandy coal should sign in d banj record label he will b d bigest fool on earth cos he ws der wen d banj left nd I am sure he ws among does dat spoke ill of d banj den

Son, always remember that, in life there is no eternal friend or foe. Have that at the back of your mind.

Imanuel Jannah: [img]http://2.bp..com/-sYusInM3c2k/Un53DmmtvGI/AAAAAAAABvg/Msnp20uIXaw/s320/KCEE-imanueljannah-blog.jpg[/img]
Limpopo king, Kcee is an award nominee in the forthcoming Channel O Music Video Awards which comes up on Saturday, 30th November, 2013. Yes, his songs are hit tracks, you've heard his name over and over again in recent times. Below, I present to you 10 facts you didn't know about him:


1. His real name is Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo

2. He schooled at Tolu primary school, Ajegunle; Central High school, Isolo; and, UNN (University Of Nsukka).

3. Kcee’s father was a DJ and he also sells records, tapes, and Cds.

4. Kcee did not plan to become a musician in life his dream is to become a professional footballer.

5. The first pay he earned from music performance is N20, 000.

6. Kcee's First Gig on Stage is Star Quest talent show, which he won alongside Presh

7. His role model is the Madiba himself - Nelson Mandela

8. Kcee's favourite colour is White.

9. Music Fest Palma in Mallorca, Spain is his favourite Show Performance of all Time:

10. Kcee's favorite Musician of All time is Michael Jackson

Now that you have a few facts about the Limpopo-king, I believe you can make better judgment of his personality and activities.

For more, visit: http://www.imanueljannah..com

ehhnn. Ok

mumumugu: Today, it’s the battle of the kids that is making the headline. Boluwatife, the five year old son of Nigerian superstar, Ayo Balogun popularly known as Wizkid went on twitter to pour out his anger on Camaron for stealing his girlfriend. Camaron is the four year old son of Peter, one of the Psquare twins.
Psquare's Camaron
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Wizkid's Boluwatife
The girl in question, Aisha, is the three year old granddaughter of African Billionaire, Aliko Dangote.Boluwatife claims he met Aisha first at a friend’s birthday party in Miami, USA and they started dating. He was however shocked when his friends told him that Aisha had been spotted at various locations in London chilling with Camaron. He carried out further investigation which revealed to him that Aisha and Camaron are now dating. Angry Boluwatife went on twitter to pour out his anger and has warned Camaron to stay away from his girl else he would tell his father, Wizkid, to release a diss track for him.
Camaron however replied in a very matured way by simply saying “Bro she’s now my girl, I guess she finds me more attractive, go step up your game”. The last is yet to be heard as sources close to Hot Swen News told us that Wizkid will be releasing a diss track for Camaron Soon.

Op u b real kolofo

Acidosis: How much? N15K?

15k 4 diz? Wat joint do u smoke guy cuz i need sum. Wen its released, i guess itz gon be around 50-60k

All diz monthly release by techno don tire/confuse me. I no knw d one 2 buy again. In hanks anuku voice #i giv up techno

Papilo is very happy, and when he is happy am happy

Dat no 2 too dey overlap, he go soon tire