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9jacrip the Nigerian planter of "lemon" coloured peas, where are you?

Please post a picture... We want to see.

tsolz90: [s]You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away...bastad son of a who.re[/s]

Your friend 9jacrip said peas are lemon coloured...

Please can you post a picture to cure my ignorance..

9jacrip, please snap and post a picture of a lemon coloured "pea". We want to see.

9jacrip the intellect, come and tell us where you've seen lemon coloured "peas" in the world.

9jacrip:

I hope you can see how you've succeeded in polluting the thread with your dumbness...

You said I wanted to spell "lemon coloured pea", Now I ask

Is "pea" lemon coloured?

I thought pea is green coloured...

9jacrip: LOL! you're not brilliant.
[s]You spelt lemon coloured pee brain, instead of lemon coloured pea brain.
Now, as fraudulent as you lot are naturally you've tried to quickly 419d your way into giving it a rendition of pee - urine[/s]

[s]Pathetic! product of Universities in the southLeast.[/s]

Is this the height of your dumbness?

Pee(urine) is the same as pea?

Caveman, put an end to your dumbness and go through my posts!

Lemon coloured "pea" brain?
Is "pea" lemon coloured in your village?

I thought "pea" is a green seed?

Please mates, 9jacrip said peeps in Nigeria refer to pee(urine) as pea... How true is it?

9jacrip: Your English is so horrible, wtf?! Pea bro, not Pee. I suppose you peed your mattress into your late teen years that you're used to spelling pee as pea - pigfncker!

Wow... In the village where you come from, pea is the same as urine?

Talk about someone being dumb!

Where's kalvan the hacker that can't shut down a desktop? Report here so I can expose your dumbness once again.

tsolz90: [s]Anumanu;nematode;As an outsider,what do you think of the human race?Believe me,I don't want to make a monkey out of you.Why should I take all the credit?Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!trust me;You're a fo0l;an ignoramus;a dumb nitwit,an ICONIC flatheaded fuvktard..bounce toad;You are just a waste of flesh[/s]

To even read your write-up is a huge task.

Are you pissed because I said we gonna offer you to the Americans as a laboratory mouse or you're just raving mad? Either way, you still remain a walking tragedy with no hope of redemption..

Btw, How's it my fault that you're brother and son to one man?

chinosparks: chino like i said yesterday u do not give a fuvck what happens your fellow brothers. in fact it makes u happy the way they are being disgraced. u saw malwian ran away when i called his name

u have met ur fellow heartless match

if illugun is indeed 50, u are just a 2-3 years junior to him

Who are you?

tsolz90: [s]Shut up;you dumb nitwit..You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet!!.flatheaded fuvktard[/s]

I feel extremely sorry for you, honestly..

How do you feel telling your fellow born by mistakes that you're son and brother to one man?

We're currently working on how to offer you to the Americans as a laboratory mouse, that's if you don't commit suicide anytime soon...

9jacrip: [s]Innate wanderer and greedy flattie detected A new theory states that, at birth, every ibo baby's head is hit with some solid rock of ages akpu to flatten the head, how true is this?[/s]

[s]I would welcome the leaves wrapped rice with tasty oily garnished stew anytime.[/s]

[s]Kunu is a good choice but I would prefer clean water then after a few minutes, some good locally made agbo to aid digestion and keep me healthy as a Yoruba man should be.[/s]

[s]Now, if you're going to quote me next time, upgrade your grammatical ability and quit using ellipsis unnecessarily. It is either you're a usual 2x2 shop owner who managed to attend high school or the usual product of Universities in the Eastern part of Nigeria.[/s]

Vacuous guff!!!!

Doormat, Must you pollute the thread with your usual noise?

Eggheaders, give this beast of no nation food because hunger has rendered his lemon coloured pee brains completely barren...

tsolz90: [s]I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Dumb nematode[/s]

You're a dullard and a gross waste of space and time..

Inconsequential dullards like you should be offered to the Americans as a laboratory mouse.

Or maybe you should try committing suicide, the earth is congested and failures like you should leave.

anago9010: [s]you don't wanna go on the word war with me, cos amma skin you alive and feed you with every bit of your own flesh... be warned my level of aggression of late scare the shyte out of me. talk more of pouring the venom on you. it makes the black mamba venom more of a nice time in Disney.[/s]

STFU!

Word war? Talking about incomprehensible jargons that would pollute the thread?...

Go and feed your boys, they're hungry.

9jacrip: @ emboldened: Fugg! Now I'm hungry .

How about you have the usually severely fermented, bacteria harbouring, environment polluting, rock of Gibraltar textured akpu that ought be used to do the devil stoning aspect of Pilgrimage in Mecca you call food for lunch?

Hungry incestuous p_imp detected...

Eggheaders, do the needful and give this one his own share of the banana leaves wrapped red oil rice... And also give him sour kunu as dessert...

Listen eggheaders, draw the ears of these your poverty stricken t_wats called members, they should stop mentioning my name.

I know they're hungry, so take them to a "restaurant" and buy them red oil rice wrapped in banana leaves.

tsolz90: [s]I am not asking you and your cohorts to accept defeat,but the war just begun..i know your other monikers,so dont preach peace here..chino,you started the war..if you want peace;tell your dogs;shizzle11;iconize and co to tender a well written apology to illugunboy;scatter1;cust0mized13,kalvan40,raphead,goodslayer,chinonsodike and other yoruba NL insurgents..we have not started sire;our hackers are working hard to unveil loads of classified infos..Now playing--Timaya("I will not bow down"[/s]

Now who's this god-accursed incestuous Chadian almajiri with lemon coloured pee for brains?

Are you not the same odious dunce that's son and brother to one man?

You punishments are as follows:

Firstly, you should be castrated for writing mechanic alike English with no paragraphs on Nairaland...

Secondly, you should be taken to sahara desert and shot in the eyes for mentioning my name..

Thirdly, your intestines should be used for pepper soup, reason being that you p_imped your biological mother for a cup of ice cream...

Now tell me, are you seeking for attention or you're just mentally challenged? Either way, it's obvious that you're a walking corpse...

Go and eat red oil rice wrapped in banana leaves, that's your lunch for today...

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

In the moronic education system that produced you, your moronic arsse was taught to say someone is wrong by merely stating it?

Fagggot person, prove that I was wrong by defining a city and stop running like a pusssy. I would start thinking you are the biatch in your relationship with All4naija if you keep on running.

You're an odious offspring of a mad woman with gorilla brains, hence the dumbness...

Start by listing the determinants of a city...

What an incestuous dunce with lemeon coloured pee for brains...

You're brother and son to one man.

It sucks to be you...

Sagamite: No, person, I am waiting for you to give me that your cretinous definition of what a city is that is different from what intelligent people say it is.

Now, person, tell us!

My problem with you is that you always wanna claim a clever d_ick even when you're completely wrong..

You call a place with no electricity, modern infrastructures, portable water, good roads, etc a city just because of its population...

What kinda moro_nic logic is that?

AwodwaGyanOniwe: THE FLY...One and only All4naija/iconize/August flying all over the blindly.

Burnt skinned gaynaian t-wat is that what you're having for dinner...?