₦airaland Forum

Obrafour: You guys have started again abi? I thought this was nairaland and not cedisland?

BluIvy: Yes, mr ignoroumus, for a country to starve there should be no direct financial benefits recorded. Now tell me how nigerians base their superior poverty status without credible fincial gain?

Yes a government that affords to give an allowance to its citizens to soften poverty means they can afford. Is it not what many nigerians run to the UK even in SA to take advantage of and even scam the systen claiming the same handouts?
Stlaela!

baba dey: Slave indeed. See what you portraying about Nigeria. The outsiders reading this your post would be thinking another thing else not knowing you this prodigal boy was given allowances through out abi Government no pay you?. No Nigerian wanna start from the scratch esp fresh graduates, wanna ride flashy cars,earn $000000 figures etc but wouldn't wanna start just something.
Thank you my brother. No mind that schmuck

If I were to give thanks to people for this possible GDP,it will go to the illiterates,semi-illiterates business owners(the alaba boys,computer village boys,ladipo boys,aba boys,kantangua boys etc). They are all adding to the growth of Nigeria.

Chima_Agbalajob: You guys want South Africans to commit suicide o!

They have seriously agonized on this issue of Nigeria's economy being bigger than theirs. Unfortunately, it has happened to more respected countries in the world such as Germany and Japan watching powerlessly as India and China overtook their massive economies.

Take heart South Africans, it is just signs of the end times! May be you guys should use your high tech. weapons to help Yoruba people break away and form Odua Republic, because without Lagos alone, Nigeria's GDP will be sliced by a cool $100 billion dollars! Food for thought anyway!

RSAMAN: limpopo?

RSAMAN: It's funny when someone creates a new topic with a title with words 'nigeria - south africa' some people would say 'urgh... not another one', when this are the same people that would turn any topic with any title into a nigeria vs south africa. And wow, what a wild turn this topic has taken from a simple faq.

Obrafour: Product of a failed educational system! Did your country exist that time? Besides, we(Ghana) threw the first punch by deporting you guyz! I only brought that link to show that nigerians export beggars and fraudsters to other countries.

Obrafour:

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See how radaronline slammed Nigeria on Mariah Carey’s recent concert

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Mariah Carey proudly posted a pic of
herself in a slinky yellow dress and
wrote, “ Backstage in Nigeria” on
Saturday.
But maybe the songbird should have
done some homework before agreeing
to the gig?
Her show was at Access Bank’s
Christmas Party which was also a
farewell bash for the bank’s managing
director.
And while Access Bank is a reputable
financial institution, should Carey have
known a few basics about the African
nation before taking the paycheck?

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Ironically — given that she was
performing for bankers — it seems
Carey wasn’t aware Nigeria is well-
known as the center of the world’s email
financial crimes! Nigeria is even part of
the name — as in “Nigerian 419 Scams.”

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[color=orange] Nigeria is also, according to the United
Nations, the hub of human trafficking as
“a source, destination and transit
country.
AND, just for good measure, there are
mass killings going on in two Nigerian
states right now, and according to
Human Rights Watch, the violence is
being ignored by federal authorities.
“Systemic corruption in the Nigeria
Police Force” is the problem, a HRW
spokesperson told CNN[/color].

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Carey isn’t the first performer who has
taken a paycheck for appearing in
countries known for terror, death and
fraud.
In 2011, Beyoncé sang for Moammar
Gadhafi’s sons and Jennifer Lopez
performed in Turkmenistan.

Obrafour: The same applies here in Ghana.

PetroDolla2: hahahahaha sophisticated? you mean being 419ner, yahoo yahoo, pick pocket, corrupt, exam cheat, ritualist, wizards and witches, militants, oil bunkerers, pirates, pr0stitutes and pimps, terrorists etc etc etc is you idea of being sophisticated,huh? I give up

PetroDolla2: hahahaha I know MUMUgerians have no sense of shame. otherwise, you'll bury that rubbish you call head in utter shame for the arrant rubbish your sh1thole has become. a country where people are killed like fries in fact a fry's life is worth more than that of a MUMUgerian. just click on this link and see human bodies being emptied into a pit like some useless animal carcasses. https://www.nairaland.com/1314695/it-only-zoo-called-nigeria is the life of a fly or even a goat not worth more than that of a MUMUgerian?

a mumugerian with no sense of shame and that makes you a foooolhttp://fabmagazineonline.com/fab-outburst-nigerians-are-mumus-fools-lagbaja/

enjoy your pus-filled garbage sh1thole sh1tnigeria. dirty stinking MUMUgerians should go jump off the cliff or go take a gas shower

adamscuti: PLs dont go now ape,sweetcheeks... Ur mister is here,u need to entertain me,it's a must,that's ur job.

U loud mouthed pugnicious pernicious stroppy bellegerant baseji,injudiciously showing me how dementia has crippled her coconut brain

iconize: oh pity!

sweetcheecks: I am not your mother who you awake with kicks, bloody ingrate. You Sharaaaaap!

sweetcheecks: I can only imagine what you use your AANUS for now shooosh, bleach is boiling!

sweetcheecks: This is not your country dummboo! Its called the internet! Bloody Zombies cannot differentiate between Nigeria and the internet. Hoppeless! Kenya to the rescue!

adamscuti: Oooh babay by the way

a ghanaian ape pastor caught having sex with a pregnant sheep

[b]Pastor Jailed For Having Affair With A Pregnant Sheep In Ghana


Feb 16, 2012 –Crazy Pastor Caught Having AffairWithAPregnant Sheep In Ghana
Aself-proclaimed evangelist was caught red-handed having illicit affairwithapregnant sheep in Abesim near Sunyani in the Brong Ahafo Region, Ghana .www.naijagists.com
The weird news spread like wildfire and attractedahuge crowd that thronged the Abesim police station to catchaglimpse of the pastor and his sheep ‘wife’.
According to the police,Pastor Gordon Yeboahconfessed at the station to having sexual intercoursewiththe animal,
claiming that when he saw the sheep, he experienced an unusual feeling within him, prompting him to havesexwiththe animal.
Pastor Yeboah, 20,afather ofaseven-month-old baby, who claims to be the leader of the Holy Spirit Ministry Fellowship church based at Yeboakrom near Abesim, was caught in the act, bonking the poor pregnant sheep atavillage called Ampehia near Nkrankrom in the Abesim area on Thursday evening.
The very loud bleating of the sheep asaresult of the possible excruciating pains it was suffering in the abnormal act did not bother the ‘man of God’ who was bent on unleashing his libido on the animal, until he was finally caught in the act.
The police said on Friday that about 7.00am, two men, Kwadwo Yeboah and Thomas Kumi, both residents of Asikasu village nearNkrankrom, came to the stationwithPastor Gordon Yeboah andafemale pregnant sheep.
According to the police, Kwadwo Yeboah reported that he saw the pastor having sexual intercoursewiththe sheep at Ampehia village when he was returning from his farm on Thursday evening around 5.00pm.
 
The farmer told the police in his statement that he saw the pastor half-naked as he raised the two hind legs of the pregnant sheep, inserted his manhood into thesexorgan of the animal and had sexual intercoursewithit. The farmer said he initially thought the pastor was attempting to steal the sheep which was tied toatree behind the house, but after observing what was unfolding, he realised that the pastor was actually havingsexwiththe animal.
He said he went straight to the pastor who was then carried away and tapped him on the back, whereupon the pastor became aware that somebody had been watching him.
According to the farmer, Pastor Yeboah knelt down and begged him not to disclose what he had seen to anybody and that he (Pastor Yeboah) would give him anything he wanted. He said just as the pastor was pleadingwithhim, the owner of the sheep, Thomas Kumi, appeared on the scene and he narrated the whole episode to him while the pastor was still half-naked. The two took the pastor to the chief of Asikasu, Opanin Agya Birii, who said the act was abominable on the land and therefore directed them to send both the pastor and sheep to the police station [/b]

sweetcheecks: You are stooopid. I have always maintained he is half Nigerian its you people who always come with excuse that since his dad is Nigerian he is Nigerian? Please! Who wants any association with most hated country in the world.

sweetcheecks: And drink your piss as usuall. This lasy is your worst nightmare. And you are a nobody. Now Stufff you!

01mcfadden: Its always in case like this we dont see some bigots but when it comes to Igbo and Yoruba trading abuse,you see them flexing muscles and talking about fallacies.
Where the Bleep is 5.0g.p,Agba meta,Akshow,Omnisparrow?
These people know much about Nigeria because they always look up to us,trust me,it is now i believe Nigeria is the giant of Africa! This ranting is not going to change a thing about that fact!
Anti-Nigerians,Go and die!