adamscuti: Oooh babay by the way

a ghanaian ape pastor caught having sex with a pregnant sheep

[b]Pastor Jailed For Having Affair With A Pregnant Sheep In Ghana


Feb 16, 2012 –Crazy Pastor Caught Having AffairWithAPregnant Sheep In Ghana
Aself-proclaimed evangelist was caught red-handed having illicit affairwithapregnant sheep in Abesim near Sunyani in the Brong Ahafo Region, Ghana .www.naijagists.com
The weird news spread like wildfire and attractedahuge crowd that thronged the Abesim police station to catchaglimpse of the pastor and his sheep ‘wife’.
According to the police,Pastor Gordon Yeboahconfessed at the station to having sexual intercoursewiththe animal,
claiming that when he saw the sheep, he experienced an unusual feeling within him, prompting him to havesexwiththe animal.
Pastor Yeboah, 20,afather ofaseven-month-old baby, who claims to be the leader of the Holy Spirit Ministry Fellowship church based at Yeboakrom near Abesim, was caught in the act, bonking the poor pregnant sheep atavillage called Ampehia near Nkrankrom in the Abesim area on Thursday evening.
The very loud bleating of the sheep asaresult of the possible excruciating pains it was suffering in the abnormal act did not bother the ‘man of God’ who was bent on unleashing his libido on the animal, until he was finally caught in the act.
The police said on Friday that about 7.00am, two men, Kwadwo Yeboah and Thomas Kumi, both residents of Asikasu village nearNkrankrom, came to the stationwithPastor Gordon Yeboah andafemale pregnant sheep.
According to the police, Kwadwo Yeboah reported that he saw the pastor having sexual intercoursewiththe sheep at Ampehia village when he was returning from his farm on Thursday evening around 5.00pm.
 
The farmer told the police in his statement that he saw the pastor half-naked as he raised the two hind legs of the pregnant sheep, inserted his manhood into thesexorgan of the animal and had sexual intercoursewithit. The farmer said he initially thought the pastor was attempting to steal the sheep which was tied toatree behind the house, but after observing what was unfolding, he realised that the pastor was actually havingsexwiththe animal.
He said he went straight to the pastor who was then carried away and tapped him on the back, whereupon the pastor became aware that somebody had been watching him.
According to the farmer, Pastor Yeboah knelt down and begged him not to disclose what he had seen to anybody and that he (Pastor Yeboah) would give him anything he wanted. He said just as the pastor was pleadingwithhim, the owner of the sheep, Thomas Kumi, appeared on the scene and he narrated the whole episode to him while the pastor was still half-naked. The two took the pastor to the chief of Asikasu, Opanin Agya Birii, who said the act was abominable on the land and therefore directed them to send both the pastor and sheep to the police station [/b]

danjuma_cse: a true yoruba will neva deny 9ja, so where is the lie? or they dont rep 9ja well?

PetroDolla2: hahahahahaha we all know a giant when we see one. abeg don't make me laugh. did you say nigeria is a giANT? and why do nigerians have such inferiority complex?

sweetcheecks:

This is not your country dummboo! Its called the internet! Bloody Zombies cannot differentiate between Nigeria and the internet. Hoppeless! Kenya to the rescue!

sweetcheecks:

There few girls I know to be phools but you are one. Dont you see I am defending my country. Why would I bother about a country the world has taken a conscious decision to ignore? Pleas do not be an embarrasment to the human folk!

van-helsing2099:
@SWEETDEEK

MHiiii HAVING MY DINNER( RAMEN n sushi)

Hope you get wetin you go eat cus I always remain "LEFTOVeR" for SCAVENGER from kenya and South-afriqks






#HELP_A_CHILD_IN_KENYA (hunger games)

sweetcheecks:

There few girls I know to be phools but you are one. Dont you see I am defending my country. Why would I bother about a country the world has taken a conscious decision to ignore? Pleas do not be an embarrasment to the human folk!

sweetcheecks:

This is not your country dummboo! Its called the internet! Bloody Zombies cannot differentiate between Nigeria and the internet. Hoppeless! Kenya to the rescue!

adamscuti: a confused deranged h0rny toad

this b1tch is funny as Bleep ,with this account www.nairaland.com/mondisweet she flirts aroudn with 9ja guys in romance section and even claimed nigerian in one thread like that

hahhahah! U daughter of a reknown jujuman in the streets of soweto,i swear,it looks like i've under-estimated the numbers of ur brain cell infact interacting with a southy is greatly look down upon here,it's seens as a taboo.. HARAM to interact
with bantu slaves

OlamideGirl: looool........and u tink u re wise......u call wat u ve bin typin since defending ur country den u reason thru ur anus dear.......i will tell u again to get a life bkus u re disgracing womanhood hia *kapish*

iconize:
The fact is that you're extremely garrulous. I asked a simple question 'where are you' which you'd have answered simply and the shut up so a free born 9ja can reply back.

sweetcheecks:

And drink your piss as usuall. This lasy is your worst nightmare. And you are a nobody. Now Stufff you!

sweetcheecks:

Only a nigerian could rave about sushi. A take away, hence they go and take photos at Shoprite! Bloody loosers!

Mondisweets: Please can all these foreigners get off our website please go create your own and get your own men there
You want to steal our men and starve them of their eba, egusi and ogbono to cook your sken sken dishes for them ehn?!
Devil is a liar!
U will not succeed oo

sweetcheecks:

I can only imagine what you use your AANUS for now shooosh, bleach is boiling!

sweetcheecks:

Only a nigerian could rave about sushi. A take away, hence they go and take photos at Shoprite! Bloody loosers!

OlamideGirl: pls just tell me ao dis thread relates to Ghana.........odawise get a life.......hating won't solve ur problem jhare dre are better tinz u can occupy ursef with.......and all dose links u upload.......u re indeed jobless dear

sweetcheecks:

I am not your mother who you awake with kicks, bloody ingrate. You Sharaaaaap!

PetroDolla2:

hahahaha MUMUDOM republic, the certified sh1thole- who gives a fvck about sh1nigeria? sh1tnigerians are only good at killing each otherhttps://www.nairaland.com/1314695/it-only-zoo-called-nigeria hahahaha I pity you sha. to be even remotely connected to sh1tnigeria is a curse,huh? ask Obasanjo. even your leaders you allegedly voted for don't even respect you MUMUs because they know you are all fooooooooools http://saharareporters.com/article/about-nation-idiots-ruled-foolshttp://fabmagazineonline.com/fab-outburst-nigerians-are-mumus-fools-lagbaja/ https://www.nairaland.com/1457118/stop-treating-nigerians-like-animals

shitty, deluded lunatic

nigeria is a giant azzthole inhabited by small pieces of sh1t the federal republic of f000000000000000000000000ls this is a country sleepwalking into oblivion all I need do is ask Cameroon to open the waterway up there and these modafakas will be wiped off the surface of the earth 90% MUMUs survive on $2 a day damn, they even eat from the dustbin

funny country funny people. who gives a fvck about these goats scum sucking low life boy, you are truly dumb.

Truth is that I never expected an intelligent response and wasn't disappointed at all. it is not in your DNA to say anything intelligent

van-helsing2099:
Meanwhile Nigeria on Wednesday night deported 33
South Africans on arrival in the country through the
Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.
http://trends.com.ng/2012/03/nigeria-south-africa-
face-off-wont-apologise-nigeria-33-south-africans-
deported/

sweetcheecks:

I can only imagine what you use your AANUS for now shooosh, bleach is boiling!

iconize: oh pity!

naija noni:
ALL I SEE ABOVE IS TEARS !!!!!!.
Hahahahaha.
Keep on cryin cry-babies.
I love ur tears.
Jobless apes.

01mcfadden:
you will drink my piss as usual?
this girl na witch ooo,no wonder before i piss finish,i no go see the urine for ground, i will now be adding rat poison to my urine as from today...try drink my piss again ooo and meet your waterloo!

adamscuti: PLs dont go now ape,sweetcheeks... Ur mister is here,u need to entertain me,it's a must,that's ur job.

U loud mouthed pugnicious pernicious stroppy bellegerant baseji,injudiciously showing me how dementia has crippled her coconut brain

iconize:
We Nigerians are too sophisticated 4 them. Bantu slaves that read chinua achebe's things fall apart in their schools 1 dey follow us rub shoulders, abeg my peeps which other south africans una know apart from the mandelas. People wey dey die to see our musicians.