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recklesslove:
You'll be fine bro. I'm with you. Drop your number

Tekashi89:
Facts about watching blue film.

1). Homemade blue film is better than a professional video.

2). Leaked videos are more exciting to watch.

3). Finding the perfect blue film is big stress on its own. Sometimes, you've to scroll to page 50.

4). Only learners watch videos from the home page. Pros type what they want on the search bar.

5). The easiest way to recognize a professionally shot blue film is by the oiliness of the woman's nyansh and constant zooming in and out of the man's b.alls.

6). A dry p.u.ssy in a video is a big turn off.

7). Condom s.ex too is a big turn off.

. When touching yourself with a video, sometimes you get bored, so you have to keep changing videos until the perfect one makes you c.um.

9). The way you people quickly exit your browser after c.umming, should be studied in the university.

10).Nobody uses the same blue film more than twice repeatedly to touch themselves.

johnog4sure:
I tell u! I Bleep one gal that so teeeeey I com dey look for extra hole to f**k for her body, I tell her make she bring her ear!!! u can call that earhole!

fuckJones:
Go and give thanks to God for not going to prison

tojahh:
Make I use this one guide.

Baldwretch:
I fear person wey no fear teams playing in the top flight of English football.

If you say the EPL is overrated, I fear you join.

I used to say that before. Infact, I fear myself join.

The teams playing in that league are just something else. They sabi ball die.

Omo!


And With the way Chelsea plays the round leather, they might just win the league this season, no jokes.

See how stadium choke, everybody in Athens came to watch Chelsea play and they not only outshined, they also did it elegantly.

Stadium full like say flies dey find sugar; yet, Chelsea show those guys who be boss. If you sabi ball you sabi abeg.

SPF247:
9D32F9C Sporty

Press Play.

Peacecore:
Omorr e no reach d one wey Arsenal do me. I carry 22 games even risky risky ones 21 play na Arsenal use Bournemouth cut am Omorr na 369k I dey tell u laidis o. I swear for dia papa, mama, future and their fans over the world. I sha swear for dem say b4 dem go win EPL or UCL say na only when ManU win 5epl in a row, 3ucl in a row and 10 fifa club world cup

Onegai:
How good is your relationship?

Have you guys worked on your flaws, communication skills (very important), pride, anger, trust, forgiveness and compatibility?

If yes, go and marry her.

Love her son like yours.

In my extended family, several men have married single mothers and some have had their ex-wives remarry other men.

Okafor's Law is a myth made up by Nigerians. Because Nigerian women, once they're over you, you better be ready to SPEND before they give you eye again. So if her ex is already cohabiting with another woman, rest assured she dislikes him enough not to want to even kiss him. Even if he comes back to beg, he has to come back with oodles of money to tempt her.

All my single mother friends, when their exes tried to return, ran so far away it was crazy. One even hired fake fiance to chase her ex away. Once a woman is over you, the way her eye will be clear in seeing you, mehnnnn no going back.

If you are worried about what people will say, maybe you shouldn't marry her. Because bros, you should be able to look anyone confidently in the eye and say "and so? E consign u??".

If you're not strong enough to do so, don't marry her. If you are, go on soun.

We4all:
Can you see your life? You keep trolling Ahnie, but your life has comma, semi-colon and colon. No full stop at all.

Mariangeles:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Frustration go finish you! Na me talk am!
And you go continue to dey pay gbese for all your wickedness. You never even see anything. 😀

By the way, you see that your peanut salary? It cannot even pay for one of these our cakes.
Oya frustrate more! 😌

Mariangeles:
Have you paid your debt yet?
You ain't seen nothing yet.

Kingbuhari:
And his brother came online to claim he was killed by the said boyfriend... I will not be quick to tarnish another person's image merely because my own is the victim...

MadPolitician:
E no good to go meet God just after doing the illegal with your bf oo.
I don't even know how you look God in the eys at heavens gate

ebubeson:
If she didnt go out, it may not have happened.

Lesson:

(1) If your spirit is restless and uncomfortable with something, never apply faith on it or force yourself to feel alright. Wait until your find peace and do not take any step if you have no peace. This idea I got from someone.

(2) Pray always and every day. Nobody is an expert in staying alive. It is God that keeps.

(3) Prepare for eternity. After death, the story has not finished, it just truly started.

(4) Evey human must go to heaven or hell. It is compulsory.

(5) Jesus is the only way. Repent, accept and follow Jesus today.

Gbadugbakun:
Is a lie o. She died in the boyfriend's house and the boyfriend's family bribed the police to say she died in an accident.

Have you ever seen Nigeria police defending someone. They are thousands of innocent people languishing in prisons across the country courtesy of the police. Even if she truly died in an accident that guy would have to bribe them before the release him.

And for me, I know she didn't die in any accident. She died in the guy's house. The guy has paid his way out of trouble.

richiemcgold:
As the thing be for naija now, if you want to take gari, akara with chilled water to your satisfaction, you must spend at least 1k.

englishmart:
How do people survive this economy?

Corea4king:
For me,the first time I have unprotected sex,All my updates on Facebook and phonics is all about ,How to know if u have contracted HIV

Marshall1077:
Since 2018 they have already made cchips that can understand and hack the mind, can read your soul thoughts by just Ur eye looking into the camera. THis is just the early stage and they will improve the on it.. technology is spiritual.

Mariangeles aka Juwessgratitude aka Channah aka MercyChen:
Mark must be stopped.
Little wonder he was so desperate to acquire Twitter (now X ).
Opelope Elon Musk.

angelboy01:
Oga it's called algorithm. Whatever key word you press on your phone, an impression will be created to that phone and bring what you want. You might have typed something related to your mind somewhere. It could be the Ai on your phone and since WhatsApp and IG is the same owner it creates such impression and bring what you want to see. It's not about mind hacking.

AbuTwins:
Are you sure?

But why?

That changes the narration entirely!

legitnow1:
LIKE PLAY, LIKE PLAY IT WIL HAPPEN AND THEN THEY WIL KNOW ALL THOSE SOLIERS AND MILITARY CHECK POINT IN SE IS NOT A GUARANTEE OF ANYTHING.

THOSE SOLDIERS WILL RUN AND HAVE NO WHERE TO GO

dauntless15:
See how stupid you sound, it's okay to state your experience which might be positive or a fallacy based on you're working for them or affiliated with them but when I mention my own experience it's a lie? Palmpay defame me last week if you like die from heart attack, I have no reason to tarnish thier image, I'm still using it too so what's your angle, because your assumptions isn't making any sense, what would I gain from tarnishing their image, would it add one naira to my pocket, they defame me period, choke on it if you wish.

NastiLord:
Flexi Credit is the loan app using Palmpay's platform for loan. Yes, they defame too. I failed to pay on a due date and they sent some disgusting messages to me.

dauntless15:
palmpay defame me last week on due date, I no go send screenshot sha, no point proving anything nor would I gain anything from convincing you, I can only pray you experience it.

Paramount01:
I also fall a victim,somebody called me that they can give me laon of 100k to pay 110k in 3 months,I said I don't want but on the other hand I think is a good laon,not until I told him I need ,she said she will chat me on whatapp to send me the link,she did,I asked ,if is less than 100k.i don't want,she said is 100k to pay 110k within 3 months.

She sent 2 app to me,the first I downloaded it and filled the requirements after filling ,I saw a message I have borrowed 5800 to pay 10k in 7days,I chatted her up she said she will cancell it now,I said better do,she said I should used the other app that I showk be carrying her along as I progress in the registration,I was informing her ,until I finished and I was giving 13000 to pay 26000 all with 7days,I was schock ,I called her and she block me ,I have to look for extra 18k to pay .till now ,I sent cursed message to her everyday .so don't blame people when they defult

dauntless15:
You sure say na same palmpay wey I know you dey talk about, palmpay wey send defamation message to my contacts on due date, due date o, I haven't defaulted they sent messages already, dey play.

SilentEmma:
I am currently owing
1. Okash
2. Branch
3. New credit
4. Xcross cash
5. Fairmoney

And they are all due... Not that I am not making efforts to pay them back, I am...

The country is too hard...

Though for now I only receive calls and constant reminders from anyone of them, that if I don't pay they will report my bvn to credit bureau... Sometimes branch and Fairmoney will tell me they will take legal action...

None of my contacts have called me yet to report any form of defamation yet...

I just hope and believe that these five loan apps I am owing are part of the ones that done defame... God go help me out to pay them all...