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Anyone who can play the keyboard expertly shld pls holla at me.. Me's stil learning.. Let's talk on 2go.. Username's idbami2..
KeyboardRockss!

acidosis™:
Make him/her understand the risks associated with snoring (Obstructive Sleep Apnea); e.g OSA increases the risk of hypertension, arrhythmias, myocardial infarction, stroke, sudden cardiac death and heart failure.

If snoring persist after this tutorial, take a bus to Ojuelegba, Lagos and get a 3D whip (koboko).
#you know what to do with it.

Snoring causes hypertensionn?!

FXKing2012: These sentences are not phrases and neither are the bolded words. Pls read the definition of a phrase and a clause below.

To understand punctuation, it is
helpful to understand the difference
between a phrase and a clause .
I. A phrase is a collection of words
that may have nouns or verbals, but
it does not have a subject doing a
verb. The following are examples of
phrases:
leaving behind the dog
smashing into a fence
before the first test
after the devastation
between ignorance and intelligence
broken into thousands of pieces
because of her glittering smile
In these examples above, you will
find nouns (dog, fence, test,
devastation, ignorance, intelligence,
thousands, pieces). You also have
some verbals ( leaving, smashing),
but in no case is the noun
functioning as a subject doing a
predicate verb. They are all phrases.
II . A clause is a collection of words
that has a subject that is actively
doing a verb. The following are
examples of clauses:
since she laughs at diffident men
I despise individuals of low character
when the saints go marching in
Obediah Simpson is uglier than a
rabid raccoon
because she smiled at him.
In the examples above, we find
either a noun or a pronoun that is a
subject (bold-print and red)
attached to a predicate verb
(underlined and purple) in each
case:
since she laughs at diffident men
I despise individuals of low character
when the saints go marching in
Obediah Simpson is uglier than a
rabid raccoon
because she smiled at him
III. If the clause could stand by
itself, and form a complete sentence
with punctuation, we call the clause
an independent clause . The
following are independent clauses:
I despise individuals of low character
Obediah Simpson is uglier than a
rabid racoon
We could easily turn independent
clauses into complete sentences by
adding appropriate punctuation
marks. We might say, "I despise
individuals of low character." Or we
might write, "Obediah Simpson is
uglier than a rabid racoon!" We call
them independent because these types
of clauses can stand independently by
themselves, without any extra
words attached, and be complete
sentences.
IV. Dependent clauses have a
subject doing a verb, but they have
a subordinate conjunction placed in
front of the clause. That subordinate
conjunction means that the clause
can't stand independently by itself
and become a complete sentence.
Instead, the dependent clause is
dependent upon another clause--it
can't make a complete sentence by
itself, even though it has a subject
doing a verb. Here are some
examples of dependent clauses:
since she laughs at diffident men
when the saints go marching in
because she smiled at him
These clauses simply do not form
complete thoughts or sentences by
themselves. Those subordinate
conjunctions-- since , when , and
because-- cause the listener to expect
some extra material. The thought is
incomplete. If you walked up to a
friend in the dorms and said, "since
she laughs at diffident men," and
then walked away without adding
an independent clause, the friend
would be completely baffled.
It's important to understand the
difference between phrases,
dependent clauses, and independent
clauses because many punctuation
marks--such as commas, semicolons,
and colons, require one or the other.

Se na English tutorial we dey do here nii?

Dubemkelly: My guy don para scatter, I perfectly understnd yhu plight, all u need now is d immediate release of d 2nd list, come 2 think of it,it shud hv bn released b4 now...Dey hv broken der tradition nd dats y admission remains unpredictable... Still on still,try chill n enjoy yhu festive, admission may come looking 4 u,we hv alternatives nowadays,if ds aint wrking out,d oda supplements it...Stay ku

Omo.. Without admissn, joke and rice no fit sweet o jee..

BINTI_LAYE101: OAU RELATED GIST;
ASUU has given FG till 31st Dec, 2012 to constitute Governing Council for Universities yet to have a GC. OAU inclusive.

The next national ASUU meeting holds in OAU ile-ife in Feb, 2013.

OAU Produces 78 First Class Graduates in 39th Convocation...

How does this gist affect the 2nd listt?

Olastep1: STORY STORY, storrrrry.

ONCE UPON A TIME, time time!

There was a woman who have two sons.
How many sons did i say the woman have? TWO! Clap 4 urself.

One day, the woman told the children to go and fetch water @ the stream but the younger one disobey and went to play football.
The younger son got injured and came back 2 beg his mother to forgive him.
The mother accepted his apology and treated his wound!



My LITTLE children, what do u learn from the storrrrrrrrrrry?!


#olastep#

always disobey ur mum:-P

Heard nasu's on strike.. Is that gonna affect the admissn process?

Hahaha.. Tosdam61.. I really cn't stop laughng.. Buh, the true fact is, it's all going to be well.. Coz sme pple hve bn admittd before in other unis doesn't mean they'l get a job before u.. So, trust me, it's definitely going to be well.. I swearr..

As for those talking 'bt enemies, with the little knwledge I hve.. I want you to knw that Satan is the 1 and only enemy we hve..
As per admissn, does anybdy knw when the 2nd list wil be outt?

These guys sha.. Wetin concern Barca and Madrid with OAU admissn?! Mtcheww..

Guys, when's the 2nd list coming out? Time's running outt..