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harjiyoung:
Yea bro.We jez praying.

Well,our prayers are not gon be in vain!


Success bro.

MzLarem:
Lol..stop making me look like a wicked witch nd I won't be sleeping tho cos u aint dere..Goodnyt..hope d couch provide enuf comfort

Ahan! I know it's all my fault na! But punishing me this way is the height of i! Don't let me tell u what av been doing all those cold lonely nights o!!



So does that mean I cud av my place beside u again

MzLarem:
Yeah..dat was exactly d same tin Brad told jeniffer b4 ending up with angelina..I'm no jennifer anyways,won't wait till dat apens..Just kidding..(U're definitely sleeping inside nt jst beside me)

Well,me and the parlour couch av already signed a lasting,long term relationship 2 keep each other warm during the nyts, as a result of your incessant punishment.Well I guess I av 2 go and grab some pop corn.It's gon be a long nyt!!!

Gudnyt hon.......Miss been beside you though!

Enjoy the King-size bed alone!

MzLarem:
Lol..my daddy,sum times we jst need 2 pretend we don't see some tinz nd let dem go..e.g dis above

I might play around with these other ladies,but definitely they aint gat nothing on you!!! They just don't compare!

(Just hope am not sleeping outside the house this night)

matthew80:
[color=#FF9922]Special Sunday greetings to you all

cc
Wheesin
MzLarem
IDGAF
GideonG
harjiyoung
Temmi001
khassy
and you.[/color]

Special shout out 2 you bruh!

Hope ur spirit's still high! #Optimism

Venus007:
Nah. 2nd list isnt evn out yet. Dnt worry, I'l mention u when sumthing comes up.

Uuuh! That's nice!!! Was gon tell u 2 help me do that.........Seems luv had 2 come in2 play.Lol.Thanks!

khassy:
been a while you came around

wah happnd

d person couldn't read that tha was a common joke .. I mean how frustrated could people be that the cant take one minute to just have a good laugh

You can imagin! Even ur write up got me laffing!!! So how hard was it 4 him 2 av laughed it out!! Frustration bad I swear!!!

Anyway,am gud o.Music production takes my time.Though once in a while I do stroll in 2 read comments.

Venus007,hi.Any news about acceptance fee payment and registration?

khassy:
was expecting you'll be more sensible to write something quite sensitive not that poo you wrote up there

Was actually gon tell him that!

I mean! Isn't it obvious that it was a mere joke!!!


Everybody with their different way of comprehending a joke.Smh!!!

micynute94:
Bro no phone to whatsapp u oooo, using my system to post dz sef...
What do u think?
Really nd help ASAP

Bro,if it were a case of laptop/pc.I wud be able 2 help.But u can never be wrong with google and youtube.There's always someone who is facing or had faced the same issue.Find a solution on google.And youtube,believe me there has 2 be a tutorial on how to correct that.That's the first place I always go 2 4 laptop and phones solution.There's just always a tutorial!!!

Babsbakr:
At least let us wait for d admission list. it may be out later today or probably next week

Why expect a list when yesterday was a public holiday and today happens to be saturday?


Not happening!

starkid7k:
gbedu dey sele here In K.D..........










Buh next year own na 4 Ilorin E go sele......E go sele 4 Princess

Happy birthday bro.Wsh u God's favor in all areas of your life.Also pray your birthday package includes your name on Unilorin's list with your desired course.Have fun bro!



By the way,today's also my sis birthday.We bout to even go out and celebrate.

GideonG:
You seem to get the best answers at any given time, u guyz are just wow... Like husband like wife. Dope as crack! *In IDGAF voice*

Yezzir!!! That's why Mzlarem and I...........................We stand out like bird sh*t on a black shoe!!!

GideonG:
You are d boss lady... Smthng lyk Neyo's miss independent. Abi no be so IDGAF?

Real Talk compadre! Why do you think we both stick lyk glue bruh! She was (Built On Self Sufficiency).........................So you damn ryt she a BOSS!!!

MrTopeeqs:
loyal to me ke
abeg no cast me oh, nah me loyal to you pass, infact LOYALTY IS MY HOBBY

Bro! That was very funny!!!




Loyalty is reciprocal among families.We fam bro.So i gat u always!

Guys hi! Pls is there any info yet about payment of acceptance fee,screening or any other info after admission?

MrTopeeqs:
NL wetin I do una, even on celebration day, you still ban me.........I don't even understand this mods at all, since yesterday I can't reply my mentions now SVEEN don dey use opportunity go MZLAREM side, anyway, if you cant beat them, join them, IDGAF I dey loyal to your ministry.



signed mrtopeqs

Wonder what's with the mods now.A whole lot of people av been complaining on different threads.


Am loyal to yous 2!

To all the muslim brothers and sisters in the house.Wish you all a happy celebration.I pray for joy and blessings to fall on every home and every soul that marks this important occasion.And for the aspirants,i specially pray that the almighty wud be pleased with your fast and supplications and use this medium to bless you with the much awaited admission that you desire.Have a splendid day.

haywhy911:
lol,i got u at 1st.

I know u did bro!


By the way,gat to stick to tha G code.Death before dishonor.Can't disrespect tha nigga Khassy...............He a boss in his prime as well.I mean,it's like the Italiano sh*t.................Your circle is your family.No bullsh*tting!!!

haywhy911:
did u just say 'balls'?whaat! Ma daughter is not a transgender o.

Meaning,these niggas just aint man enough for her period!

haywhy911:
lol,nice finish. Sveen has been 'uppercutted'. Abeg upload ur pic so i cn c if u're worth contending 4 ma daughter coz i dnt undastnd ur 'weapon of mass destruction' descriptn

wolves are becumin more daring.IDGAF,cum protect ur wifey

I aint gat to do none for a boss chick! Case u don't know,she handles her bizness all by herself............Bae gat balls more than a lot of these niggas who claim to be tough!!!

Slamming my T.I King album after how many years and already in dat happy nostalgic mood..............By the way.what's all da fuss about the only active pretty lady who happens to be my acclaimed.....................




This is what happens when there aint no choice,no option.So,over a 100 guys are stuck fantasizing over one.God punish Satan!!!

noblebright01:
guys wat is d autenticity of the information

Believe at your own risk!

haywhy911:
MzLarem my daughter has now grown up 2 b a gorgeous lady.so any man,boy or guy who is interested should be prepared 2 pay nothing less than USD50million as bride price except for IDGAF,who is permitted 2 pay USD1million coz he iz d favourd option.
Mrtopeqs and otherz,if u want ma daughter BreakTheBank

Ahhhh Daddy thank you sir!!! I am prostrating ryt now....................I'll forever be grateful sir!!!

mrtopeqs:
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE


IT'S BEEN A WHILE I COMMENT ON THIS THREAD, HOPE YOU MISSED ME AS I DID

CC:-
MzLarem (.....of life)

klexycole (padi of life)

IDGAF (rival of life)

GideonG (realest dude)

khassy (omo aye)

duke59

haywhy

mattew80 (programmer to be)

Adeshizzy

whessin




if your name no dey there, then I'm sorry.....my bad.

Bro I see you!!! Welcome back mane...............You aint missing out none!!! Game aint changed.................Different day,same BS.

dammygoody:
Good morning house, what do I say? Happy waiting/ Happy expectation or Happy festive period

............
Wishing everyone here desired admissions into the UIL..
......... .....
especially MzLarem and her IDGAF, because I was thinking, what if the wife gets admitted and the husband doesn't ? ....well
...........
Also every Engineering Aspirant here, you are welcomed to the faculty already...
D.E students, please come in with little or no momentum, I heard you're formidable competitors

Let's keep prayer and hope alive..

Sir Temmi., I think I know you though you are a senior, respects sire...

Seven....Thanks once again .....

My ogas at the top- Khassy,
Wheesin,
Rkarang
Lordseyad.et all..
Well done..

To our Muslim brothers and sisters, let the rams start flowing.....
Have a wonderful day.

I'll forfeit my admission and take Jamb the next year with her.Maybe that's how crazy the luv is on ma side!

MzLarem:
Lol ..Wat nw? I cant talk again ni? IDGAF understands nd trust me

If they don't admire the gorgeous face,the beautiful dresses,the elegant makeover,the fabulous hair do.........................How wud they appreciate me? Of cos It's a + 4 me if you're looking phenomenal,stupendous and exceptionally remarkable!!!.So hell yeah let em go ahead!

DharmyYinks:




IDGAF! IDGAF!! IDGAF!!!

Seems amma hire you as an undercover agent someday!!!She cool mehn...................Aint no sweat!

MzLarem:
better..Acid is nt 7up..Hoes beware

Lol. Hon.................Calm down pls! The message is well understood.If you like i can even give you situation report by the minute.

I bind all the Karashika in my lyf trying to cause me and my bae problem!!!

Yungmilio2:
i wan admit wheesin for there
so i go fit camp there for 3days

Lmao****Rotfl**** That sh*t cray bro.



That moment when hunger don catch u die for Unilorin but better food no dey,but u land for hospital and chicken and other goodies yakpa!

MzLarem:
Ehn..eyeing u ke? Dey shld nt try it oo..ehn ehen..by d time I get hold of dem,dey'll knw dat its only 'H' HCL nd H2O av in common

Ahhhhhhhh! I don 4get say madam still dey around! I was just joking o........................I know only one Miss and that MzLarem!


When I have a bae like no other........................Unless I have brain leprosy!

Yungmilio2:
he is now a grown up
khassy don mature - bobo don dey use shaving stick
l
hmmm
can you please give the name and address of the hospital?

You want send goons come block me abi? Anyway,can't tell all that,but it's in Apapa.