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Its as simple as a.b.c. The salesman asked a very silly question.if the mom was home,would the boy be puffing cigar's?, u answer that.

A door to door sales man goes to a new neighbourhood and rings the door bell of a house. 10 years old little Johnny answers the door,holding a bottle of scotch and puffing on a fat cigar. The salesman surprised at the boy,looks at him and asks "little boy,is your mom home ?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says "what do you think ?"

A father noticed his son was spending way too much time on computer games. In a bid to encourage him to take his school work seriously,the father said to the boy "son,when Abraham Lincoln was your age,he was always studying with the light by the fire place". The boy in his defence replied "dad,when a Abraham Lincoln was your age,he was the president of the United States".

There're a lot of "nutcases" on facebook nowadays and b'cos of this,we're constantly entertained with a non-stop supply of outragously funny and crazy status updates,lets post them here and see who's got the funniest/craziest. One dude posted this : "i screamed at my boss at the office 2day, the good thing abt that is that i dont have to go to the office 2morow,the bad thing is that i'm never going to the office again"

You know,there're a lot of "nutcasses" on facebook and as a result of this,they tend to post lots of totally crazy and outragous updates on their status, dont get me wrong,its kinda good to have such people(nutcasses) as your friends, Someone once posted on his status : I screamed at my boss at the office today, the good thing about it is that i dont have to go to the office 2morow,the bad thing is that i'm never going to the office again.

@rokiatu. Hope u aint planning on doing the ones you quoted?, if dem no employ u,my hand no dey o,

Funny joke,poor delivery, but still thumbs up bro

1)While shaking hands,get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
2)Repeat evrytin your interviewer says,kip doing this until he/she gets angry and yells at you. Then ask if u got the job.
3)During the interview,frown and sniff suspiciously,ask the boss if he/she farted.
4)In the begining of the interview,pull out a gun and place it on the interviewer's desk in front of you. Then say "mind if i rest this here during the interview?".
5)Stare lustly at the interviewer's spouse's picture,comment on how beautiful she is(if the interviewer is a male). Then take it & put it in your briefcase.
6)Announce that you are about to take control of the entire company,tell them its a hostile takeova. Then fire your interviewers and tell them they've got some minutes to pack up and leave the building.
7)Throughout the interview,continue looking at the interviewer with disgust,roll ur eyes occasionally.
Demand that if hired,you want a desk plate that reads "playboy".
9)Excuse yourself to the bathroom,as you leave make a loud fart with your mouth and then say ignorantly "hope they didnt hear that).
10)Move closer to your interviewer,breath on his/her face with your mouth and ask if your breath stinks.

Guyz,guyz,guyz, go easy on me. I aint talking about how much they make,i know lil wayne probably has enuf money to buy every one on nairaland(including me), i'm talking about the songs,d beats,d swagg. I'v got some friends who hate the very mention of the name "lil wayne" but go crazy when d'banj comes up, its kind of a "personal taste" thing, as for me,i'll pick wande coal over weezy anyday,anytym,anywhere,

Hey n.L peeps, two of the hottest crews is da world:young money(lil wayne,drake,birdman,tyga tyga,llyod,nicki minaj,e.t.c) & mo'hits(d'banj,wande coal,don jazzy,d prince,dr.sid,k switch), who do "you" think has gat more swagg?