1)While shaking hands,get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
2)Repeat evrytin your interviewer says,kip doing this until he/she gets angry and yells at you. Then ask if u got the job.
3)During the interview,frown and sniff suspiciously,ask the boss if he/she farted.
4)In the begining of the interview,pull out a gun and place it on the interviewer's desk in front of you. Then say "mind if i rest this here during the interview?".
5)Stare lustly at the interviewer's spouse's picture,comment on how beautiful she is(if the interviewer is a male). Then take it & put it in your briefcase.
6)Announce that you are about to take control of the entire company,tell them its a hostile takeova. Then fire your interviewers and tell them they've got some minutes to pack up and leave the building.
7)Throughout the interview,continue looking at the interviewer with disgust,roll ur eyes occasionally.
Demand that if hired,you want a desk plate that reads "playboy".
9)Excuse yourself to the bathroom,as you leave make a loud fart with your mouth and then say ignorantly "hope they didnt hear that).
10)Move closer to your interviewer,breath on his/her face with your mouth and ask if your breath stinks.

In the begining of the interview,pull out a gun and place it on the interviewer's desk in front of you. Then say "mind if i rest this here during the interview?".

7)Throughout the interview,continue looking at the interviewer with disgust,roll your eyes occasionally.
9)Excuse yourself to the bathroom,as you leave make a loud fart with your mouth and then say ignorantly "hope they didnt hear that).
10)Move closer to your interviewer,breath on his/her face with your mouth and ask if your breath stinks.






Thank God this is in the joke section

if you no wan work no spoil other people na!!!

@rokiatu. Hope u aint planning on doing the ones you quoted?, if dem no employ u,my hand no dey o,

Only one of the above will qualify you for the job.

@idibia, I dey craze abi, or am I on drug?

Tnx
Hopin 2 do dat soon