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Foreign Affairs › Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Presents His Letters Of Credence To The King Of Spain. by idonhammer: 4:54pm On Sep 16
Dey whine yourself, Reno and Ffk will keep waiting until next presidential election when Tinubu will be defeated and kicked out of Aso Villa by Peter obi and then Reno will be bundled and send to kirikiri prison


naptu2:
I need to be very honest with you. I have been watching these things for many decades and the people that are talking right now sound very dull to me.

Heads of state, especially executive heads of state, are very busy people. Almost everybody in their country wants to have meetings with them and they can't meet with everybody. Quite often they have to work round the clock with very little sleep. Apart from their official hours, they often need to have political meetings late into the night.

This is why their itinerary is usually prepared months in advance. State visits, audiences, etc usually don't happen on the spur of the moment, they are usually prepared and planned months, even years in advance.

Back in the 1980s the head of state of Nigeria lived at State House Dodan Barracks. However some functions were performed at State House Marina.

I often watched as the head of state (Shagari, Buhari, Babangida) went to State House Marina (the police would close down Cable Street) and new ambassadors would arrive, one after the other and submit their letters of credence to the head of state. Then they would sit and talk with the head of state, take photographs and then inspect the guard of honour on the State House lawn.

It is after this ceremony that their tenure officially begins.

As I said, the head of state is a busy person, so this ceremony was usually done in batches. Usually between 3 to 10 ambassadors would submit their letters of credence in the same morning or afternoon.

That's why people that are complaining or making a big deal about the fact that Reno Omokri or Femi Fani-Kayode have not resumed as ambassadors sound dull to me. It could take many months after an ambassador is appointed by his country before he can submit his letter of credence. It's not a big deal. It depends on the schedule of the host head of state. This is not something new or strange, it is the norm.

We've seen Reno Omokri being hosted to dinner by the Mexican ambassador to Nigeria, so where is the origin of the funny speculation that the Mexican authorities have rejected him? We've seen Femi Fani-Kayode take part in the meeting between the Nigerian and South African foreign ministers, so where does the speculation that he has been rejected by the South Africans come from?

These funny people think that they are scoring points when they are actually making themselves look very dull.
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by idonhammer: 12:48pm On Sep 14
Public shy and low self esteem. They hurriedly gave you their numbers to avoid unnecessary talk on the road

Such women usually ends up with useless men


Kriximpecable:
What will make you meet girls for the first time on the road on different places and engage in discussion with them(like 3 of them) which they happily gave you their numbers with so much joy and lot of vibe inclusive and promise to respond to your messages when you get home. Only to get home and message these girls and they all snub me and I even tried calling and immediately they heard I’m the one they dropped the calls.

These girls are just so weird . I’m thinking why will a girl give you much conviction of wanting you for the first time and refuse to respond to your texts and calls?

Is there something I need to know here or I’m not getting here? Pls guys with OT shud help out
Politics › Re: INEC Publishes Final List Of Presidential Candidates For 2027 Election by idonhammer: 8:20pm On Sep 13
Only motto Park or market chairman dey get that kind name

That man no go get pass 40 votes

bolaayenimo:
I'm just hearing the name of LP candidate for the first time in my life
Crime › Re: Kwara Monarch Dies Days After Regaining Freedom From Kidnappers by idonhammer: 1:26pm On Sep 13
Yes, if Sunday igboho is active on security issues as he claims to be in South West such high profile kidnapping wouldn't have happened.

He is nothing but a tribal bigot who's only interest is to stop Peter obi from campaigning in South West in 2027

lamentor78:
So the fault now belongs to Sunday Igboho. Well i pray you wont fall victim with your hateful heart

Family › Re: I Made A Terrible Mistake, Now I'm Paying For It. Learn!!!! by idonhammer: 9:54pm On Sep 11
odiegwu

manitobor:
I am so pissed off right, knowing that I wasted close to two years with a useless lady with no skill, who has a terrible and sordid past that I cannot mention here and who has turned out to be an ingrate, disrespectful and vile. Her baby papa abandoned her for years. When she gave birth to the first son, the baby daddy didn't even pay the 50k hospital bill they were charged 4 years ago. He said he had no money and ran away. They didn't go to his house to harass him to come and pay. They stayed in the hospital for up to a month until the family rallied around within themselves to sort out the bill and bail them out of the hospital. Yet, my ungrateful fiance and her jezebel of a mother have ganged up against me and are calling me all sorts of name just cos I left for a few days.

I have decided that I am no longer proceeding with the marriage. I feel sorry for my daughter who would grow up without her real mother cos I've decided I am taking custody of her. I can never allow them bring up my daughter in a public yard where they live. They would ruin my daughter there.

I made a most costly and terrible error of my life putting up with a single mother with no tangible skill, who is extremely lazy, who is possessed by a dark force. I sincerely feel so bad right now and wish I could turn back the hands of time to go back to when I first met her and tell the dumbo that I have no interest in marrying her. I remember all the money I've wasted to please her and impress her and I bite my fingers in deep regret.

Men, learn from my terrible mistake, never marry a jobless woman, especially a single mother who is jobless. Cos, that's the major bone of contention. If this lady had sustained the business I started for her, she wouldn't be short of cash to support the family in this trying times.

I deliberately left out some details from the write up, cos if I attempt to write down all the terrible experiences I've had in the hands of this terrible, marine spirit possessed single mother, you would weep for me.

Let me stop for now.
Politics › Re: Woman Stops Emohua Chairman Chidi Lloyd From Touching Baby At Child Dedication by idonhammer: 2:10am On Sep 11
Anus sex, she has been used for 2027 election.

She should enjoy her iPhone 18 in hell

Diamond098454:
Politicians are demonic
A friend of mine that sleeps with them is now having blood related issues
Her guy left her last week because of everyday bleeding
Always on pad all the medication failed she's going down everyday

Politics › Re: Blocking Of Peter Obi's Convoy Is Unacceptable, Should Be Condemned - Keyamo by idonhammer: 12:49pm On Sep 09
Just as you always asks for permission before entering Lagos to constitutes nuisance.


Imalwayshorny:
If they kill your Messiah called Peter obi nothing will happen he should ask for permission before entering any state in Nigeria

Politics › Re: “Tinubu That Document Is True, You Can't Defend It Ooo” - Primate Ayodele by idonhammer: 7:10am On Sep 08
Tinubu should settle this man
Romance › Re: Why Do I Attract Leo Ladies by idonhammer: 5:55pm On Aug 15
Go for Cancer or Taurus that's your perfect match


Solofresh2:
If you understand zodiac signs, you will know what Leo means.

I have noticed something about myself for sometimes now.I have noticed that whenever I change environment or get to a new environment, the ladies who finds me attractive are mostly Leo .
Though I get attracted to some of them but not all of them.

I get to know this when we meet or hangout and we exchange date of births(not necessary the year but date and month)My ex girlfriend is a Leo too😂 the thing dey off me sometimes.

Am a Taurus but I attract fire signs (generally)alot,either on a project etc
I got a transfer to a new branch (am a banker) within two weeks, there is this lady that I have been getting along with very well now.I got to find out she is a Leo when she celebrated her birthday and I was like Leo yi naa ni shaaa😂

What could be the reason for this
Education › Re: Some Abbreviations Everyone Should Know by idonhammer: 3:25pm On Aug 08
TDB NKO
Celebrities › Re: The Average Nigerian Is Not A Good Person - Shank by idonhammer: 7:46am On Jul 17
Who would have believe that odogwu asaba is a serial rapist.

Nigerians are evil normally
Educational Services › Re: Photos Of Maduka University Students by idonhammer: 10:52pm On Jun 23
You are looking for beauty without brain


PulaPower:
Why do they all just look pale kind off?

Upon all the school fees, so if I send ma pikin go this school, him no go fit see beautiful girl knack? Waste of money

Unilag don dey okay
Business › Re: First Bank MD Receives Bullet As Parcel From Unknown Debtor by idonhammer: 10:48pm On Jun 23
This one fit don knack somebody's wife for office
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Storing Human Faeces Outside His Kano Home by idonhammer: 11:18am On Jun 18
The funny thing be say him no go dey hear the smell o. Just like when I was working in the pharmacy people do complain that I smell like medicine but I hardly smell it.
Business › Re: 8 Reasons Why New Small Businesses Fail by idonhammer: 12:06pm On Jun 04
Thank you . I really appreciate

bigpicture001:
It's either you go to the market where many sells same thing or you find a shop around adult female school....or a popular plaza or a busy business street where crowds of people pass through daily
Business › Re: 8 Reasons Why New Small Businesses Fail by idonhammer: 6:06am On Jun 04
Thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed this. Now which location do you think will be good to open a female clothes boutique.


bigpicture001:
It I now a common site and we all wonder why newly established small scale businesses like logistics, salon, bars, barbar shops etc which are excitedly established by very enthusiastic young entrepreneur usually folds up with 3years..

Here are 8reason why this happens.

1 The entrepreneur "assumes the air" with his /her start ups..

too much expectations makes most budding starters to invest too much in a business which doesn't have histroy

2. Starting a new business with a loan.. to be on the safer side start your small business with funds from friends and family, Neve a bank loan with interest. This is because you haven't created a history business book, hence can't figure out how patronage will b

3. Bad location!
Example, u are on a suicide mission if u start ur business in a bad location, say, starting a provision store on shops on the express roads..No! Shops inside neighborhood is best for that. Locating you hotel inside a crowded area,No! U require a rather quiet and secluded location cuz ppl that lodge wants privacy. You don't open a fast food in a student area, yes, there will be sales, but not enough to make your business successful, students are many in numbers, but usually broke..

A business center ,hair salon , bookshop ,phon repair etc are best for school environment,

3. Getting an employee even before u break even.

Many young entrepreneur like feeling like bosses, as fast as they have open a business ,they have employed someone to assist, thinks just so that they can be called boss..this will kill your business, employees are needed and not wanted. If u place and employee because of want, u will grid down you business in two years...


4. Improper book keeping.

Many don't even know this, to them, every income means profit, this one is a big problem for most POS operators..most of them dnt know the POS machine charges, bank charges, bank ATM machine withdrawal charges etc. They can't even fanthome data cost , paper cost and cost of location into their expenses, to them all income is profit..and that is why most have been doing POS for over 10years..get your books and fanthome everything into consideration...

5. Assumption that company income is your income

This is a common mistakes made by young entrepreneur, they assume money made by firm belong to them so long as they own the business...the other day, I was at my Business place ND a customer who.made purchase of big gift item for his girlfriend who he can along with, transferred my payment n the senders names reads "Quick delivery services".. well, I confirmed payment but just smiled.he will kill his business, that I know, not because of the purchase for the lady, but his recklessness..

Now how do bosses separate these monies : company money and your money...it's simple; conduct a random interview of 3-5 qulified person's fo the management of a business like yours. During the causual but serious interview, list all your job in your firm as his properties role ..ND ask him how much he will take as wag for such role or position. Do this 3-5 ties with different qualified person.and list down their wage demand.....then calculate the average of this demands and that is you suppose monthly payment from your business...

In those interview, remember to tell the interviewees that the firm is new and has so so as total income.so far...ur deduce income should be transferred to ur personal acct and used only as your personal expenses

6. Inability to recover cost expenditure

All accrued cost of a business must be recovered and surpassed before profit begins, however, identifying these cost can be challenging, not every cost is easily calculated by a new man in business, so for this I teach u different types of cost

a. Implicit b. Explicit cost.

Implicit cost is opportunity cost while explicit cost I accounting cost.

Opportunity cost is cost u didn't pay for all cuz u did it on u own..e.g home baking, u didn't pay for business rent and so u make bigger profit than those who did it in their business place, but that doesn't mean u would not remember to ad the cost when u compare business profits.. I warned it, it is difficult to locate and calculate...

Let's move to explicit cost, this is cost as you know it, but their are two types of it. VARIABLE and FIXED costs..

Fixed are cost made on items or services that that long time to expire, while vs variable cost at cost accrued on item that expires in a short time.

When u open a salon, ur generator, your glass door, your chairs your fan,hair dryer, your machines etc are all under fixed cost ND ur cost of weavon, wigs, soaps etc

Now remember u have to recover all cost...


I will continue explanation if u guyz urge me to ...
Family › Re: What Do Men Enjoy In Marriage? by idonhammer: 10:04am On Jun 03
constant knacking
Politics › Re: Alleged Attack In Awgu Is False - Enugu Government by idonhammer: 10:00pm On Jun 01
We Know, Yorubas want to maKe it looK LiKe a national issue as their lovely brothers Fulani hedsmen /bandits is pounding south west without mercy
Politics › Re: Village Boy Movement Storms Abuja Streets As Obi Clinches NDC Ticket by idonhammer: 9:40pm On May 30
And I go.marry you if obi win.

Boladogailese:
I will do everything within my power to support this man
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Retweets Post Mocking Victims Of The Oyo Kidnapping by idonhammer: 9:51am On May 30
And igbo parents wouldn't have voted this bandit of a president.

Karma is sweet.

Sunday Igboho the original tribal idiot should do something to help you guys.

Yeye people

PulaPower:
He has always been a tribal bigot. I’m sure if the kids in this context are Ibo kids, he wouldn’t reacted this way. Nothing surprising here. Nah their way..

If you wanna call our government, call out government… But why mocking innocent kids?

Politics › Re: Sad Pictures Of The Day. (Viewers Discretion) by idonhammer: 10:12am On May 28
Nothing go happen na Yoruba man be the president .The tribe of propaganda and tribalism.

Imagine if na Igboman be Nigeria president at this time

Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by idonhammer: 10:10pm On May 25
You know them very well assholes.


notobiafrababe:
Probably broke up with the ex because one Yahoo or richer guy flashed her , deceived her with material things making the hardworking poor ex look miserable to her. Now the yahoo boy has used and dumped her and then she realized her ex can't be compared to anyone. She was hoping he would come back begging but bro moved on, hit and now ready to settle down with someone who valued him more. More than 75 percent of Nigerians barnies are on this table. It's always about money, material things
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress, Beverly Afaglo Dies Of Cancer by idonhammer: 10:02pm On May 25
God I never knew she is a Ghanaian.

I thought she is a Nigerian
Romance › Re: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by idonhammer: 3:26pm On May 24
Loving a cheap prostitute
Politics › Re: What Will Happen To Nigeria If Peter Obi Wins In 2027? (20 Bold Predictions) by idonhammer: 12:35pm On May 23
Most popular among them is "Seun "


Bsssss:
Why do most Peter Obi antagonists always go by SWestern names? Kunle, Ayo, Wale, Fola, Seyi, Jimi etc...why?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Businessman Sold Everything And Left The Country (Before & After) by idonhammer: 3:02pm On May 22
This one never still see am clear
Politics › Re: I Regret Trusting My Community Elders - Cubana Chief Priest Blasts by idonhammer: 1:08pm On May 17
Community elders na water

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