Celebrities › Re: The Average Nigerian Is Not A Good Person - Shank by idonhammer: 7:46am On Jul 17 |
Who would have believe that odogwu asaba is a serial rapist.
Nigerians are evil normally |
Educational Services › Re: Photos Of Maduka University Students by idonhammer: 10:52pm On Jun 23 |
You are looking for beauty without brain PulaPower: Why do they all just look pale kind off?
Upon all the school fees, so if I send ma pikin go this school, him no go fit see beautiful girl knack? Waste of money
Unilag don dey okay |
Business › Re: First Bank MD Receives Bullet As Parcel From Unknown Debtor by idonhammer: 10:48pm On Jun 23 |
This one fit don knack somebody's wife for office |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Storing Human Faeces Outside His Kano Home by idonhammer: 11:18am On Jun 18 |
The funny thing be say him no go dey hear the smell o. Just like when I was working in the pharmacy people do complain that I smell like medicine but I hardly smell it. |
Business › Re: 8 Reasons Why New Small Businesses Fail by idonhammer: 12:06pm On Jun 04 |
Thank you . I really appreciate bigpicture001: It's either you go to the market where many sells same thing or you find a shop around adult female school....or a popular plaza or a busy business street where crowds of people pass through daily |
Business › Re: 8 Reasons Why New Small Businesses Fail by idonhammer: 6:06am On Jun 04 |
Thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed this. Now which location do you think will be good to open a female clothes boutique. bigpicture001: It I now a common site and we all wonder why newly established small scale businesses like logistics, salon, bars, barbar shops etc which are excitedly established by very enthusiastic young entrepreneur usually folds up with 3years..
Here are 8reason why this happens.
1 The entrepreneur "assumes the air" with his /her start ups..
too much expectations makes most budding starters to invest too much in a business which doesn't have histroy
2. Starting a new business with a loan.. to be on the safer side start your small business with funds from friends and family, Neve a bank loan with interest. This is because you haven't created a history business book, hence can't figure out how patronage will b
3. Bad location! Example, u are on a suicide mission if u start ur business in a bad location, say, starting a provision store on shops on the express roads..No! Shops inside neighborhood is best for that. Locating you hotel inside a crowded area,No! U require a rather quiet and secluded location cuz ppl that lodge wants privacy. You don't open a fast food in a student area, yes, there will be sales, but not enough to make your business successful, students are many in numbers, but usually broke..
A business center ,hair salon , bookshop ,phon repair etc are best for school environment,
3. Getting an employee even before u break even.
Many young entrepreneur like feeling like bosses, as fast as they have open a business ,they have employed someone to assist, thinks just so that they can be called boss..this will kill your business, employees are needed and not wanted. If u place and employee because of want, u will grid down you business in two years...
4. Improper book keeping.
Many don't even know this, to them, every income means profit, this one is a big problem for most POS operators..most of them dnt know the POS machine charges, bank charges, bank ATM machine withdrawal charges etc. They can't even fanthome data cost , paper cost and cost of location into their expenses, to them all income is profit..and that is why most have been doing POS for over 10years..get your books and fanthome everything into consideration...
5. Assumption that company income is your income
This is a common mistakes made by young entrepreneur, they assume money made by firm belong to them so long as they own the business...the other day, I was at my Business place ND a customer who.made purchase of big gift item for his girlfriend who he can along with, transferred my payment n the senders names reads "Quick delivery services".. well, I confirmed payment but just smiled.he will kill his business, that I know, not because of the purchase for the lady, but his recklessness..
Now how do bosses separate these monies : company money and your money...it's simple; conduct a random interview of 3-5 qulified person's fo the management of a business like yours. During the causual but serious interview, list all your job in your firm as his properties role ..ND ask him how much he will take as wag for such role or position. Do this 3-5 ties with different qualified person.and list down their wage demand.....then calculate the average of this demands and that is you suppose monthly payment from your business...
In those interview, remember to tell the interviewees that the firm is new and has so so as total income.so far...ur deduce income should be transferred to ur personal acct and used only as your personal expenses
6. Inability to recover cost expenditure
All accrued cost of a business must be recovered and surpassed before profit begins, however, identifying these cost can be challenging, not every cost is easily calculated by a new man in business, so for this I teach u different types of cost
a. Implicit b. Explicit cost.
Implicit cost is opportunity cost while explicit cost I accounting cost.
Opportunity cost is cost u didn't pay for all cuz u did it on u own..e.g home baking, u didn't pay for business rent and so u make bigger profit than those who did it in their business place, but that doesn't mean u would not remember to ad the cost when u compare business profits.. I warned it, it is difficult to locate and calculate...
Let's move to explicit cost, this is cost as you know it, but their are two types of it. VARIABLE and FIXED costs..
Fixed are cost made on items or services that that long time to expire, while vs variable cost at cost accrued on item that expires in a short time.
When u open a salon, ur generator, your glass door, your chairs your fan,hair dryer, your machines etc are all under fixed cost ND ur cost of weavon, wigs, soaps etc
Now remember u have to recover all cost...
I will continue explanation if u guyz urge me to ... |
Family › Re: What Do Men Enjoy In Marriage? by idonhammer: 10:04am On Jun 03 |
constant knacking |
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Politics › Re: Alleged Attack In Awgu Is False - Enugu Government by idonhammer: 10:00pm On Jun 01 |
We Know, Yorubas want to maKe it looK LiKe a national issue as their lovely brothers Fulani hedsmen /bandits is pounding south west without mercy |
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Politics › Re: Village Boy Movement Storms Abuja Streets As Obi Clinches NDC Ticket by idonhammer: 9:40pm On May 30 |
And I go.marry you if obi win. Boladogailese: I will do everything within my power to support this man |
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Retweets Post Mocking Victims Of The Oyo Kidnapping by idonhammer: 9:51am On May 30 |
And igbo parents wouldn't have voted this bandit of a president. Karma is sweet. Sunday Igboho the original tribal idiot should do something to help you guys. Yeye people PulaPower: He has always been a tribal bigot. I’m sure if the kids in this context are Ibo kids, he wouldn’t reacted this way. Nothing surprising here. Nah their way..
If you wanna call our government, call out government… But why mocking innocent kids?
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Politics › Re: Sad Pictures Of The Day. (Viewers Discretion) by idonhammer: 10:12am On May 28 |
Nothing go happen na Yoruba man be the president .The tribe of propaganda and tribalism.
Imagine if na Igboman be Nigeria president at this time
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Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by idonhammer: 10:10pm On May 25 |
You know them very well assholes. notobiafrababe: Probably broke up with the ex because one Yahoo or richer guy flashed her , deceived her with material things making the hardworking poor ex look miserable to her. Now the yahoo boy has used and dumped her and then she realized her ex can't be compared to anyone. She was hoping he would come back begging but bro moved on, hit and now ready to settle down with someone who valued him more. More than 75 percent of Nigerians barnies are on this table. It's always about money, material things |
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress, Beverly Afaglo Dies Of Cancer by idonhammer: 10:02pm On May 25 |
God I never knew she is a Ghanaian.
I thought she is a Nigerian |
Romance › Re: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by idonhammer: 3:26pm On May 24 |
Loving a cheap prostitute |
Politics › Re: What Will Happen To Nigeria If Peter Obi Wins In 2027? (20 Bold Predictions) by idonhammer: 12:35pm On May 23 |
Most popular among them is "Seun " Bsssss: Why do most Peter Obi antagonists always go by SWestern names? Kunle, Ayo, Wale, Fola, Seyi, Jimi etc...why? |
Travel › Re: Nigerian Businessman Sold Everything And Left The Country (Before & After) by idonhammer: 3:02pm On May 22 |
This one never still see am clear |
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Politics › Re: I Regret Trusting My Community Elders - Cubana Chief Priest Blasts by idonhammer: 1:08pm On May 17 |
Community elders na water |
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Politics › Re: Lagos Rep, Okey-Joe Onuakalusi Sponsors 18 To China, Majority Igbos by idonhammer: 10:51pm On May 06 |
The question is can a typical Yoruba man leave Ogbomosho and osogbo and travel to south east. They are more comfortable in oduduwa land E go shock you say the elders and leaders of that constituency receive training slots but they sell it to igbo people and use the proceeds for owambe party The man can't be that stupid, something really went wrong cyberbro: Igbos will see nothing wrong with this, showing you that the hypocrisy in Nigeria cuts across all tribes, especially those always claiming victims. This is in a Yoruba state by the way, not an Igbo state.
Can a Yoruba rep emerge in Enugu or Imo, talk less of using state funds for sponsoring majority Yorubas in the Igbo state?
Those people who claim victims the most are the ones who would eventually abuse power the most and be selfish to their own tribe alone if they had the opportunity... Biafra itself was a war of selfishness. |
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Metal Bed? (Photo) by idonhammer: 1:23pm On May 05 |
Wetin I FCK nneka for this bed ehh,chaii sweet girl
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Celebrities › Re: Why I Turned Down Appointment From INEC - Governor Amuneke (video) by idonhammer: 8:55pm On May 04 |
And Dem no see you or another person before they approached him APC gunment like to bribe anybody that is making content that is not favoring them. Lithiumite: And you spend almost 10 mins to explain what's creeping in your creepy head.....if you noh want live am,anoda peson go take am.....clout chaser  |
Health › Re: Lady Dies In Her Boyfriend's House In Awka After Leaving School To Visit Him by idonhammer: 8:43pm On May 04 |
Holy holy, na you holy pass. You no knack when you dey school. We4all: Her parents sent her to school, but she chose to prioritise sex over her studies. Now, look at how it ended. |
Politics › Re: Defection: ‘biggest Political Brands’ – Dickson Hails Obi, Kwankwaso by idonhammer: 9:24am On May 04 |
easy before you die of heart attack I can see years in your eyes. No go die because of Obi o kennyz247: Two desperate idiots and power drunk politicians moving from one party to another .. Obi can never be Nigeria president with this hm mumu brain |
Politics › Re: Obi, Kwankwaso Quit To ADC For NDC Today by idonhammer: 1:24pm On May 03 |
Tinubu is scared of Obi and kwankanso the earlier you stopped fooling yourselves the better for you Demigod22: Tinubu should prepare his oath of office speech in 2031 because he is winning this election landslide. I have no penchant for Tinubu but the foolishness of Obi has given him another four years on a platter of gold. Obi can wait till another 12 years to try his luck. |
Politics › Re: Obi, Kwankwaso Quit To ADC For NDC Today by idonhammer: 1:19pm On May 03 |
So you want of Obi to become Atiku vp after buhari a northerner completed his 8 years. Dem supposed bring you to a public square and stone you to death. Saladdin: This is so painful, but congrats in advance to Tinubu for winning 2027 elections because it seems that Obi and Kwankwaso never learnt anything in 2023. He'll win not because he's popular nor scored excellently in performance, but due to the myopic strategy of the opposition. Since our history as a country from 1960, I doubt there's any president that has weak electoral value like Tinubu, but the opposition keeps fumbling.
Now the president will have some relief because the opposition has sabotaged themselves. It seems these people do not know simple BODMAS at all. Stay united and defeat the president or stay scattered and he wins again. They seem to underestimate how dangerously cunning Tinubu is.
I mean 2023 was an eye-opener, Ah! Everybody cannot be president at once. Come to a gentleman agreement: this one president, you vice, this one Senate President, you go back to the House, you choose any Ministerial slot that you want etc. This is how Wike retained his power and milked it to the fullest.
I don't know what they're trying to prove that has not been proven in 2023. In all of these though, Kwankwaso will be the biggest winner if he plays his cards right by deputizing Obi. His eyes should be on 2031 and he is primed to be the most formidable Northern candidate. |
Politics › Re: Obi, Kwankwaso Quit To ADC For NDC Today by idonhammer: 1:14pm On May 03 |
You should be happy they losing. Isnt it what you wanted or you are pained they are making progress? You go get sense after 2027 presidential election keep underestimating obi yarimo: Hahaha confused losers  |
Crime › Re: Man Tracked And Attacked After Leaving Club In GRA, Port Harcourt (Video) by idonhammer: 11:48am On May 01 |
APC supporter spotted Sunshine34: Stupid talk.
No where in the whole wide world is safe in an ungodly hour anywhere. Stop making it Nigeria exclusively. Stop hating your country.
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Politics › Re: Dear Peter Obi, Don't Let Them Decieve You, Run As Atiku's VP - Opinion by idonhammer: 8:05pm On Apr 30 |
Atiku should look for someone else.
Must it be Obi
Since you all know he can't win why forcing him to be VP? |
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