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@unseen can we chat please on yim here's my id. idrisolaleye please i'm waiting. thanks.

Can someone please enlighten me more on anti virus for my nokia e65. Thanks to you all.

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Just drop your numbers and i'll text it to you FOC i'm having difficulties sending mails. Be Glad.

Sir. Kindly drop the info here. Thanks.

@zenus. Thanks a zillion. Through with it, please what i need now is collections of games and applications(and how to use) to toosh my phone. Thanks once again.

@zenus. Thanks a zillion. Through with it, please what i need now is collections of games and applications(and how to use) to love-vendor my phone. Thanks once again.

@zenus. Thanks a zillion. Through with it, please what i need now is collections of games and applications(and how to use) to love-vendor my phone. Thanks once again.

Thanks. I'l check it out.

Please somebody should please help me out on how to hack my e65. thanks alot.

@zenus. Please i need your help on how to hack my nokia e65, i'm a complete novice about symbian os, please can you or any body else help me out. I'll be forever grateful. Thanks

Give me a call any time

Thanks a lot man.

Hello please can i get those Brian Tracy collections in prc format? Thank you sir

And also i'll love to have books from Ben Carson, T D Jakes, Benny Hinn, Robert H. Schuler, Myles Munroe and other well known great authors. Thanks once again.

My dear gurus in the house, once again i really appreciate you works. Kudos. Firstly, i downloaded the mobi reader for my nokia 7500 but its not working, its says 'certificate not on phone or sim, please any way out?

Great work you guys are doing, and its highly appreciated, please kindly upload more motivational and spiritual books you've got, or better still if there's anywhere i can it thank you very much.

Thank you very much sir.

Do you make use of prov file?

Please sir, oga semyd, please sir can i get a christian books. Thanks a million. Thank you sir.

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I'm not always here, i mean you should call me when you are online, i added you on yim but didn't see you online

@tayo, beep me when you're online.

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May this Valentine bless us
with the cupid of love and
warmth of romance. Happy
Valentine's Day Honey!
i dont have the measels, i
am not
confined to bed, asperin
wont
help coz i aint my head, i
dont
have back ache or the flu,
its
more serious, i am missin u!
baby i have an addiction
problem.people say i shud
go to
rehab but I always tell the m
i
dont wanna go cause im
addicted to , YOU
Whenever you feel blue, I
will be
there for you, Whenever
you
feel blue, I will be there for
you,
Whenever you are sad, I
will
stay by your side,
Whenever
you need someone to love. I
will
always be there for you to
have.
To be honest with you, I
don't
have the words to make
you
feel better, but I do have
the
arms to give you a hug,
ears to
listen to whatever you want
to
talk about, and I have a
heart; a
heart that's aching to see
you
smile again.
Love is like a butterfly. It
goes
where it pleases and it
pleases
where it goes.
When the night comes, look
at
the sky. If you see a falling
star,
don't wonder why, just
make a
wish. Trust me, it will come
true,
because I did it and I found
you
Another Day, Another Way,
Another Pray, Another
Hope,
Another Tear, Another
Fear,
Another Year, Another
Smile,
Another Mile, Another Few,
But
Never Ever Another You.
Love is the passionate and
abiding desire on the part
of
two or more people to
produce
together conditions under
which each can be and
spontaneously express, his
real
self; to produce together an
intellectual soil and an
emotional
climate in which each can
flourish, far superior to
what
either could achieve alone.
like a fallen star u fel into
my
life.u made me smile wen
thingz
werent rite. if hugz were
water
id send u the c. n sail away
4eva
jus u n me.
Your smile is my sunrise,
your
kiss is my sunset. Thank
you for
being the most wonderful
friend and companion.

Wonderfully
described defination,

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a
fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a
man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains
her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting
Information from the notes
of
the lecturer to the notes of
students without passing
through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number
present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake
in
such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest
piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by
which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-
power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce
comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody
talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later
on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you
are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of
things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can
relax
after your strenuous home
life
YAWN:
The only time when some
married men ever get to
opentheir mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others
believe that you know more
than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit
to
decide that nothing can be
done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an
end
to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself
during life, to be spoken of
when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A personwho tells you to go
to hell in such a way that
you
actually look forward to the
trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls
into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER says in
midway "SEE I AM NOT
INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O
is
the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in

Husband: Do you know the
meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without
Information, Fighting Every
time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With
Idiot For Ever
************
Wife: I wish I was a
newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all
day.
Husband: I too wish that you
were a newspaper, So I could
have a new one every day.
************
Doctor: Your husband needs
rest
and peace. Here are some
sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them
to
him?
Doctor: They are for you
************
Wife: I had to marry you to
find
out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have
known it the minute I asked
you
to marry me.
************
Husband: Today is Sunday &
I
have to enjoy it. So I bought
3
movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your
parents
************
Wife: What will you give me if
I
climb the great Mount
Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push, !!!
************
Q: What is the most effective
way to remember your wife's
birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you
will never forget it again
************
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, You know, I
was a
fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes
dear,
but I was in love and didn't
notice

Good one, keep it up.