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Religion / Re: It Is A Sin For Ladies To Put On Trousers To Church Because Bible Condemns It by IDYsimoni: 5:39pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Hemah:Haba! are you a believer? you won't be talking this shit if you were... |
Romance / Re: ADVICE: She Slept With Her Friends Husband Just To Prove To Her He’s A Chea by IDYsimoni: 10:20pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
idonbilivit |
Romance / Re: Woman Applies ‘make Up’ On Her Face Before Accepting Her Man’s Proposal (photos) by IDYsimoni: 9:07pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
**spreads mat*** |
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Know If I Will Marry My Baby Mama - Olamide by IDYsimoni: 7:05pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
*singing*#wetin concern me eerie
#meanwhile today is my birthday....can I qet some likes qood people |
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Phyno Also Shows Off The Guys He Believes Are Made Of Black In Enugu by IDYsimoni: 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Phyno is the man... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Welcome To Nigeria by IDYsimoni: 4:18pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
All we have is *HOPE* |
Jokes Etc / Welcome To Nigeria by IDYsimoni: 3:56pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
WELCOME TO NIGERIA
* Where sex is free and love is costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing
VIRGINITY.
* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you
are
not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than
achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates.
* Where temples are turned into dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response.
* Where people fear thieves, robbers &
BokoHaram
than God...
* Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather
than Bible.
* Where guys are scared of getting married but
love
to have sex...
* Where we have highest number of musician due
to
unemployment.
* Where the higher your offense the lower your
punishment and vice versa...
* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are
more than the worshipers...
* Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise
THE LORD"...
* Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times
richer and more respected than a Professor...
* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to
fight
in support of the politicians who deprive them of
employment & a good life...
* Where someone who cannot speak English is
given
honorary Doctorate degrees.
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have
mercy on
this great nation.
Let there be a great turn around. 1 Like |
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