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Education / Re: This Boy Wore Up To 8 Shirts To School To Lessen The Pains Of The Teacher's Cane by Ifaislapyoueeh: 7:39am On Mar 08, 2021
You'll go far, my boy! APC needs you in the future

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Business / Re: Sold! Hp 15 Loaded Laptop For Sale by Ifaislapyoueeh: 7:39pm On Mar 03, 2021
Hello, is the laptop still available?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Saraki Over Moves To Keep Jonathan In PDP by Ifaislapyoueeh: 11:21am On Feb 18, 2021
Hieii
Romance / Re: My Babe Younger Sister Is Madly Inlove With Me What Should I Do? by Ifaislapyoueeh: 4:14am On Feb 14, 2021
Alexgman1:
Am in a state of delima & confusion. I am trying to keep my relationship intact & at thesame time help someone out of her infactuation & lust for me.
My girlfriend's younger sister is into me. She seems to be madly inlove with me even though she hasn't opened up or confess her feelings for me. But all the signs are glaring. Now whenever her sister goes to work or church she comes by my place witout wearing an underwear. And shes fond of saying; "i wish i met u b4 my sister & i wish u guys get tired of each other so that i can take care of you better than my sister is doing". She is very stubborn, arrogant, reluctant, desperate & seductive. If care or actions are not taken by me, things might fall apart.

So should i inform her sister who is my girlfriend of whats going on or i should just shun or warn her youger sister who is craving for me to stop & wake up from her unrealistic fantansies & stay away from me?

Pls i need the best advice i can get.

You're telling us about what you've already done, for us to advice you? Mtschwww undecided
Romance / Re: This Is How To Delay Your Ejaculation For As Long As You Want. by Ifaislapyoueeh: 4:08am On Feb 14, 2021
WORDWORLD:
Almost everything about sex is enjoyed by the woman. I always wonder why we men are always about sex. WHAT DO WE REALLY ENJOY? undecided

For a man to last long enough pounding his wife while she moans with intense pleasure. It's an irony that in order for him not to quickly ejeculate so as to satisfy his wife to the fullest, he has to mentally block all forms of sensation that will trigger his pleasure nerves. He has to not pay attention to the sexy sounds she makes which tones changes with every stroke. He has to take his mind far away infact even completely from the intercourse. It seems to me that a man's pleasure is all about seeing that he does his best to make the woman satisfied.

Those sex drugs sef will just make your pen!s so stiff that it feels so lifeless. It's truely amazing when I think about what men really enjoy when it comes to sex. Just Compare the erogenous zones in both genders. Can you imagine, a woman even has a whole part in her body which functions for nothing else except for sexual pleasure called the clitoris.

MAN DEY SUFFER TOO MUCH ON TOP WOMAN MATTER WALAHI.

You're so right bro. I was terrible until I knew about this...I wish other 10seconds men can practise it and last longer.

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Autos / I Recall When Mbenz Vboot Was A Car For Big Men! by Ifaislapyoueeh: 4:48pm On Feb 12, 2021
It still gives me goosebumps when I recall how I used to enjoy cruising my neigbour's dad's Vboot those years!

Yes, MBenz 230 Vboot was the car for big boys by then (2000-2005). Every man wanted to have that feel mehn! I no blame them...

So, my question: can one still get a direct Mbenz Vboot these days, and at what price range?
Autos / Re: How Much Can I Get A Good Honda Accord 2005? Nigerian Used And Foreign. by Ifaislapyoueeh: 4:40pm On Feb 12, 2021
We just keep coarsing people to align themselves to our lines of thought and feel they are crazy if they don't.
A friend of mine got a sweet Hyundai Accent last year march - four months used - for 350k and it was clean... Owner needed to dispose, had like 6 rides in his car collection. So, he practically "dashed" him the ride!
So for 500k, I believe one could get a good one if you spread your tentacles well and make deeper enquiry.
NB: This is just one way to get cars cheaper, and not facing the sneer from our car dealers (that always believe that everybody has the dough). There are many more ways to get good cars at cheaper rates. My bro onc told me that some 'big guys' in PH, Abuja, Lag, etc (FCT especially) that live huge as real estate agencts, p.a to ogas at the top, and all these hausa guys that 'sniff', etc could be so broke that they will "auction" vehicles they got at 1.5-2m for #500-600k! Those that are closeby and have cash-in-hand take the advantage and look for those that would buy at 1m and make a good profit.
P.S: I'm not saying that cars are not expensive; my point is there are ways you can get sweet cars for less than the price they normally go for in the market.

Ofemmanu1:


Honestly, getting a good car deal doesn't come cheap.
All over the internet you'd see peeps pricing a EOD for 300k?!
how on Earth will you buy an EOD for 300k?
Imagine someone pricing my DC for 500k?!

The only EOD anyone will get for less than 500k is a finished car.

So, if you really wanna buy a good car, be ready to pay the price.
Politics / Re: Infra-Co Nigeria by Ifaislapyoueeh: 11:36am On Feb 12, 2021
Pls when are they recruiting, I need to work with them...

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Business / Re: What Are U Waiting For? by Ifaislapyoueeh: 4:25pm On Feb 06, 2021
People would be interested in investing, but the question is "how do we trust you with our funds just like that!?"
Politics / Re: Governor Oyetola Orders Osun LG Chairmen, Councilors To Vacate Office by Ifaislapyoueeh: 12:05pm On Feb 05, 2021
WTH is our biz with such news huh? Nawa for nairaland oo
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For February 4 2021 In Nigeria by Ifaislapyoueeh: 12:33am On Feb 05, 2021
Can I at least see one person wey Carry the virus
Politics / Re: Biography Of Rear-Admiral Awwal Zubairu Gambo (New Chief Of Naval Staff) by Ifaislapyoueeh: 7:48pm On Jan 26, 2021
Rear Admiral Awwal Zubairu Gambo was born on 22 Apr 66 and hails from Nasarawa LGA in Kano State. He enlisted into the Nigerian Navy on 24 Sep 84...

Guys, I no de beef o, but let's do the maths:
1984 - 2021 = 37 years.

So...is oga Awwal Zubairu Gambo not overdue for retirement bikonu?

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