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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ifyalways(f): 10:06am On Jul 09, 2019
sad

Crime › Re: Boy Stealing In Fidelity Bank, Lekki Caught On CCTV by ifyalways(f): 10:04am On Jul 09, 2019
DameB:
That was how I wanted to go into a supermarket to buy stuff, I had just bought 2 brand new phones (almost 200k) with everything relating to the phones in my cross body bag. I tried explaining this to the security man at the store, he kept insisting I should lock my bag in the locker. I just did an about turn and left the supermarket. I nor wan hear say my yam nor done
Wise decision.

They all have master keys or use rubbish keys. If you must drop your valuables, go with your own padlock.
Crime › Re: Boy Stealing In Fidelity Bank, Lekki Caught On CCTV by ifyalways(f): 10:02am On Jul 09, 2019
Most of those bank and supermarket (Globus) keys unlock each other. Never leave any valuable inside. And if you must, go with your own padlock.

Horrible CCTV considering it coming from a bank. God luck to him finding the boy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 8:37pm On Jul 08, 2019
Tacha over confidence. Dunno if its good or bad.

She boldly says she's the strongest in the house and has her army squad to vote for her outside.

Confidence on fleek. cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 8:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
Abeg Ella should just go. What sort of annoying phoney( cheesy ) is this kwanu ?

They said shes a journalist And actress, with that horrible English ? Abi na Yoruwood she dey ?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:40pm On Jul 08, 2019
Veto power is over. Watch as Kim distances herself from Frodd cheesy
Travel › Re: Stranded Nigerian Mom & Kids Sleep Outside Nigerian Embassy In Germany by ifyalways(f): 7:36pm On Jul 08, 2019
No Bed and Breakfast for €10 per night around?

The woman has no excuse for making the children sleep outside to prove a point.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:33pm On Jul 08, 2019
apcmustwin:
Mercy and Ella definitely going home.
No way is mercy going.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:30pm On Jul 08, 2019
Frodd saves himself replaces with Mercy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2019
No one nominated Mike and Khaffi ?

Accent and phonetics dey work o
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:19pm On Jul 08, 2019
Ike nominated Jeff o. Jeff and Diane

Kim nominated Tacha and Jackie

Sir Dee nominates Ella and Ike

Jackye nominates Jeff and Sir Dee

Gedoni nominates Tuoyo and Mercy

Dianne nominates Kim and Tacha

Jeff nominates Frodd and Esther
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2019
What did Ella do o?

Even Mike nominated her
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 4:27pm On Jul 08, 2019
Beorn1:
Haba. He never said Mike is a bad guy. No be the same BB we dey watch?
He tried to get Kim to dislike or subtly see Mike as sneaky. The convo didnt progress cos Kim likes Mike and didn't pursue it.

He said Mike has gone to fry fish WITH Esther just because its nomination day bla bla. That convo was going somewhere had Kim not ignored him. . .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 4:24pm On Jul 08, 2019
Penisinpenisout:
Lol Nigerians love toxicity, as long as the person is cute. They'll never let someone like her leave the show so early. See CeeCee for instance.
Don't even compare her with Cece

Ceece brought drama. Kim is just calculating, forming Sherlock with her coins and about o knock heads together. I will vote for anyone but her whenever shes up.

Everyone is out there to play the game but don't play yourself sha.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 4:15pm On Jul 08, 2019
iamJ:
Fraud gossiping Mike


Smh

Mike talks to Esther alot, what is this one saying
Im not liking him now.

He's sneaky . . .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 4:12pm On Jul 08, 2019
Penisinpenisout:
She's going to be the last female, if she doesn't get disqualified.
I don't think so unless she somehow escapes nominations.

If viewers see her as not playing the game but just scheming and putting heads together, She will be out as soon as she's up for eviction.

Frodd beefing Mike now. She believes Mike going to get fish with Esther was fishy. Kim pretended she didn't hear that.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 4:06pm On Jul 08, 2019
Kimmmmmmmm

To calculative, manipulative and a bit desperate. I hope it will favour her

Frodd is foolish
Travel › Re: Man Wears 15 Shirts At Airport To Avoid Paying Flight Baggage Charge by ifyalways(f): 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2019
As dem say dem stubborn, he come show dem say he stubborn pass cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2019
I cant believe people here are going high moral shyte on Ike. Are we watching big brother Deeper life ? cheesy

Una funny gan.

It's a game and Ike played it well. I knew and said it here yesterday that Ike stole Sholas coins.

And for the dude that came here correcting (with cane in hand) everyone and giving Itsekiri history, cheesy get over yourself biko. Omotshola calls himself Shola. Biggie made no mistake. Shove your preaching.

Were full here sha grin cheesy grin
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by ifyalways(f): 8:20am On Jul 08, 2019
tojahh:
Wetin dey cause yawa here sef?

See guys, if you want to go to Dubai... Let it not be with your last cash!! I repeat, let it not be with your last cash!!! There's a big chance returning home Penniless/overstaying/nuisance/begger/thieves/ yes, I was there and I'm back!

My bossom friend promised me of a job even before landing, he gave me a profile of him owning his own place and all that. Don't blame me, I have to believe him because he own a car in Naija and just came back for his wedding. We all saw the glamour of the wedding and yes, he left his car for his wife and traveled back almost immediately. Here the convo.

Me: Harry, I hail o, see how you fresh, help your boy na?
Harry: Oboy na God o, how mumsy na, how that your stubborn brother?
Me: Boss we dey o, na God dey keep us alive even as the Government no send us.
Harry: If you fit raise 300k, I go help you get UAE visa, my company there na security them dey into. Stadium, clubs, events, etc.
Me: Obbbboy this my body fit that kind job na, joblessness Don turn boys to gym expert and bet9ja ambassador.
Harry: no worry raise the bar.
Me: Okay baba.

Na so I enter road begin hustle, follow tipper drivers Up and down to raise the money, mama raise 100k and one and two together money correct I send am to my guy account here in Naija, in two weeks visa was out!! I nearly curse all my ancestors wey make me no speak out to Harry all these times. Na so I arrange bag and all that, mama go borrow money for flight, I tell am make she no worry everywhere good. In less than 2months everybody go dey alright. Small time Harry tell me say... Abeg bring, Garri, Oil, Dry fish, Equisi, ogbolor è remain small make he say make I bring Gbogbonise.
I say no shaking senior man anything for you. Na so I book ticket enter UAE. After paying much for excess luggage! We land via Rwanda Air. Wey Harry na?! He say somebody go pick me come, na so I follow dey wait, small time I buy etisalat sim and all that. Change money. The guy came said Harry said I'll give him 200AED to bring me over. I weak! I argue the guy collect 100AED we begin March.
Met with Harry and other guys in a house which I believed was Harry's only when night reach na Harry tell me say make I bring 60AED for bedspace Ò. Just to sleep! Na so life start the next day wey reality visit me, me and one guy begin waka for town unto I get work na make Harry just carry me go there make them Oga see my chest.
One week my whole money don finish, Harry was no where to be found!!! Advice from guys was I should bring money so they can help me get a job Bla Bla Bla Bla. I just cowardly tell them, if you see Arab wey go buy brokos, kidney, even head, just let me know!! Small time I don do CV, meanwhile I no authenticate my certs Ò. Before long I got some opportunities but the highest pay was 800AED with 10 occupant accommodation and transportation. Work condition was 14hrs on a bloody construction site under mad Sun! I picked it up as creditors don dey suck my mama blood for Naija, make I just pay the money and get peace, people of God na so I work finish, two months I send 70k home, Mama begin pray harder. I nearly die from that work, all my palms and eyes suffered from sore. Before long, them reduce salary to 600AED and employed more Nigerians. People begin para say them wan take those to court this and that. Na so them cancel all of us o. I go back to square one. This time visa Don almost kalas. Saw a nigga from my village and he asked me if I'd like to go back home. Na so I jump for him body say yes. He gave me a few money and asked me to go home. Bros, yes I came back, I didn't regret coming back, Harry sef till today na Ogun go judge you.
This is sadly funny but true.
Travel › Re: I Got An Offer Of Traveling To Italy By My Uncle Who Organizes Sportsmen by ifyalways(f): 8:05am On Jul 08, 2019
kellz0:
You fit help me with your uncle contacthuh
He's a yahoo boy and will soon scam you. This is his new format.

Paul, you don pay your papa rent?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Jul 07, 2019
Giddyperson:
Glam Glam, how far, you just abandoned us.
Akpa akpu dey just evicted me .

You no see me for the house? tongue

How's you and your giddy clan? cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 8:00pm On Jul 07, 2019
tenderheart:
Pls house, is d eviction real huh
I think its not.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f):
Eeghe:
Honestly? She always dresses in an mgbeke way, to me
I said her party dress was ugly yesterday, my friend said it was all right
Well, she is more fashion savvy than I am but I still hated that dress
The dress was fine but not for her body structure (boobs were not firm or taped, big tummy, unflattering legs)

SHe was a sight for sore eyes last night. Most of the females
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 7:37pm On Jul 07, 2019
Avala didn't have sense to park her hair now in a knot?

I kuku wont miss her if she goes
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 6:48pm On Jul 07, 2019
I dont think anyone will be evicted today. . .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 10:19am On Jul 07, 2019
Jeff and Mike taking somewhere
Mike and Kim discussing

Yet cameraman is showing us girls dressing up.
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ifyalways(f): 10:12am On Jul 07, 2019
Hmmmn
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 10:05am On Jul 07, 2019
What is Mike discussing with Jackye?

He wants to quit huh
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 10:04am On Jul 07, 2019
thatigboman:
tasha gave out a coin. She had 130+70 during d games, making 200. But she declared 190 this morning
No she didnt. She miscalculated

Khaffi did not bother asking for coins. I believe she felt comfortable with her 80 considering team white were as low as 20 and10. She didnt know they were hustlers and will pull a shocker on them . cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 9:42am On Jul 07, 2019
veekid:
80 is the smallest and three pple have that number
Four not three
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by ifyalways(f): 9:42am On Jul 07, 2019
Obviously ike stole Sholas coins. He had 150.

The team white suddenly has more coins than everyone.

People with the least coins @ 80 a piece are
Avala
Gedoni
Khaffi
Isilomo
Mike has 100 or120. Frodd 120 shocked

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