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Nigerian forget easily. This is the same mistake Bobrisky made if you can remember.

The problem is not the lectures but the female students.

Marry her if you want to have sex

Iran should have opened the straight at least for two weeks, to comply to the ceasfire deal. They should also know that they are dealing with USA and they will be on the losing side at the end of the day.

One day,it will be my turn to be the president of Nigeria

No railway. Even in 2026?
It's obvious we don't learn anything after visiting other sain countries

10 Christian superstition believes


(1) YOU WILL BE RICH IF YOU BELIEVE IN CHRIST.
Many Christians believe that if you believe and accept Christ, all your problems will be solved. seek ye the kingdom of God.....

2). HARDSHIP? YOU HAVE A CALL
Some christians believe that you have a call from God to be a pastor,if things are not always going your way...


3) FOUNDATION PROBLEM
Some Christians believe that idols from their father's or maternal homes are the reasons they fell in life. So they kept going for libration every year.

4) PAY TITHE AND GET RICH
Many Christians are deceived by pastos that if you don't pay tithe, things will be tight for you. They use mala 3:10


5) IF YOU DON'T PRAY NOTHING WILL WORK.
Many Christians believe that nothing will work if they don't pray. That prayer got them where they are today..

6) PASTOR AND PROPHETS ARE CALLED BY GOD.
Everybody are called by God to go into the world and preach the gospel...

7) THERE ARE 3 GODS
Most christians believe that God the Father,the Son and the Holy Spirit are 3 people.
There's only 1 God which exists in 3 forms.

PASTORS ARE THE HOLIEST .
Many Christians honors their pastors and prophets more than God itself. They can kill because you criticize their G.O. Some Christian women respects their G O more than their husbands.


9) OLIVE OIL, HOLY PERFUME,WATER ARE NECESSARY
Many Christians put their trust in spiritual items more than God... it's an idol worship.

10) GOING TO CHURCH MEANS SALVATION.
Many Christians believe that if you don't go to church, you are condemned....


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Wow!
Congratulations to nairaland SNAKE LOVER

Nnamdi kanu will be released that day.
This i have seen

Don't kill yourself.
You you are working for salary please quit..
You can ride keke
You can sale bottle water & mineral
You can do conductor or drive public transport
Wat and wat did you learn before 40. Do them
Salary work kills
Marry rich older lady 😂

Will you tell a person in hell fire to rest in peace? think twice

The baba resemble Our Jagaban

As the country dey go so,I no no where e dey carry us go. Make we laugh small. You can add yours

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.
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If you know you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our next Governor. He must complete his tenor

atiku4President:
North understands how to play the politics, not SW Ronu

Exactly

They want to frustrate this man. They made him and now they want to bring him down.

For those of you calling out Tinubu. Tinubu is older than Obasanjo na

What God created billions of years, they are just seeing it now

You know the kind of mother you have.,why testing her faith?

What about kwilikwili?

Where are the protesters? Few paid people

How was his flight? Hunger dey naija. Cassava and agbagọ no even dey o.

PSG 2 Bac 2

I wish Nigeria will improve like this

What about the cassava, Ewa etc?

I rent house yesterday I no remember the road again

It was the Queen of the sky. Abeg who read all these?

tctrills:
That's why we shouldn't make posts about how good we are.

You misunderstand me bro.
Leave me and meditate on the post.
If you don't gerrit fogerrit!

treatise:
OP, you didn't list MONEY. I await a new list

Lol
Everyone is guilty of money o🤣

tctrills:
You made this post to show us that you are a good person who does not drink and who is humble. And somehow you feel you have overcome pride.

Is it what you think?
Not really
Nobody is perfect bro