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how do u react when u wnt to cum?

uboma:
it is only a ploy to extort more money from you....

no other charges were involved again,i was asked to be patient instead .

Why am happy that Muhammadu Buhari is the President !!! Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country. At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency. Had it been Buhari did not become President: 1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre. 2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1. 3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created. 4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends. 5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school. 6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public. 7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free. 8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past. 9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail. 10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7 11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world. 12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture. 13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds. 14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra. 15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery. 16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel. 17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist. 18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%. 19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created. 20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta. 21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued. 22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter. 23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless. *The list is almost endless..."* *This is Nigeria of 2016* The Minister of Agriculture studied French The Minister of Education studied Accounting The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations The Minister of Power studied Law The Minister of Communications studied Law The Minister of Transport studied English. Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery Minister of Budget and national planning studied law Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine Minister of Petroleum studied Law IGP studied Agriculture I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why ur economy is in recess. Olatunbosun

I applied for renewal of my passport booklet since 17th of oct,and up till now I having gotten it. I've called my agent severally and he confirmed shortage of passport booklets @ festact NIS. Pls anyone with same issues?

big people no dey give wahala,unlike likpas

that one dey

wow! fine little boy! you'll never suffer in ur life cos ur father has made much money for u.

just tell her "no vex" thank me later

Pls where are the elders!

You mean made in biafra? That's Sweet!

That one dey!!!

That one dey!

That slim girl be like ASA

ok nah!

I love it!

They belongs to the living room!

U mean bomb phone?

I saw this video on a friend's fb timeline & decided to share.

*What do you think this guy did to her that she cannot forgive him despite his pesistant pleads?

*Do you think this guy is under a spell or just love?

*if you were in this lady or guy's shoes what will you do?
Pls share!

Wld like to hear from her b/4 I conclud or give an advice.

Post your favourite song, you always use when praising God whenever you are happy for what HE has done for you.
I love God so much & I like praising him every moment with song & my piano.
I have a lot of songs but these are my favourite.

* Ogene Do
*my soul magnify the lord & my spirit praise his name.
*idi ebube imara nma,ikariri ihe asi na ibu!
*Chukwu,idi nma,idi nma....cheneke muo nara ekele mgbe Nile.
* unchangeable unchangeable God

And more..
Add yours!

River state - Kissing Governor!
Enugu state - Weeping Governor.
Add yours!

When will nollywood be like Hollywood??

Oya! Bring ur offering here. send ur recharge card pin here .... "not invalid card please!"

Praise be to you lord God of Abraham,issac & Jacob. so wondrous are the things you do that your enemies bow down in fear before you. my soul praise thee for showing me LOVE, for in You do I live & have my being. Thank you for all you have done,all You are doing & all that You'll do. I give thanks for this day and all its blessing.

I will praise You, O LORD, with my whole heart; I will show forth all Your marvelous works.  I will be glad and rejoice in You: I will sing praise to Your name, O thou most High.
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in Your sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
Let my mouth be filled with Your praise and with Your honor all the day.
O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth!
There are many things to thank God for....you can't thank Him enough.
Free to add yours!

[b][/b]End time wickedness!

People always say that I look like this actor. How truth is it?

Beautiful damsel

Check out these funny sign posts

A Nigerian police officer arrested a man for urinating at a place clearly marked
"DO NOT UNRINATE HERE, OFFENDERS WOULD PAY A FINE OF #500.00" .
The man (offender) was asked to pay. He gave the police officer a #1000 naira note.
The Police Officer turned around and said to him "urinate again I don't have change!

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Just incase

Biko nye'm ego!