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I jus. Hope u. R. Nt tinkin of. Marryin rochas ....jus my tot shaa

Her comment is now becomin annoyin dis days....instead of helpin ur hubby to dance azonto, u r here givin apc speech on hw to win 2015

Now I c why she is cultured...cos wif d look of her mum"s pik, she looks like who wil drag chidinma out frm the stage if she misbahave or dress anyhow.


#goodwoman

Cute baby buh Dey use sweater do una family ni?

Abi sweater na una family swagg?

*wink*

Dis is real assignment for the moda of dis guys wen dey were growin ap buh now she wil seat n smile. Knwin hw big n handsome dey'v become.


Luvin dis

RULES FOR MY WOMAN

-My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in
public...NO need to
say "bless you." She's already blessed, she
has me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on
her birthday
cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your
dreams came true
when you met me.
-My Womaan isn't allowed to defend another
man when I'm
talkin about him. If I say hes a asshole, hes
an ass...hole !.
Say it with me,"HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!.
-My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another
man’s jokes
when Im not around. She better call me and
we'll decide
together if its funny or not
-My Woman isn't allowed to have more than
3men in her life.
Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two
brothers, pick your
favorite one
-My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other
men on the
phone. If she calls 100 or any customer
service line and a
man answers, she better hang up & try again.
-My Woman is not allowed to spray
PERFUME in public. I ‘ve
seen the commercials. Those niggas come
out of no where.
-My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other
men while I'm
asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to
somebody? Say a
prayer & get to know a bit more.
-My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I
want to know
what you & God are up to. You might be
praying to get
another man.
-My Woman not allowed to take a jog around
the block,
What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll
run away from
me? I don't think so.
-My Woman isn't allowed to touch another
man. If you
wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a
stick!
-My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her
gals, she might
turn lesbian and leave me..


Lolz.....soo funny

Das d spirit

I luv d music buh I won't vote her, I prefer d music all of me by john legend

Whch means a lot of bells wil b ringin in dat church

Jus b ready for free givin of nyash cos nt all u wil just say thank u n God bless u

So dats ur opinion? I even make sense on my speech sef

SpaceGoat:
wow see tooth gap

He is finally healed na waa. Ohh

Nofin

Is he not d guy dat sang skelewu?

I listened to Him attentively for one hour Wifout laffin, only to realize dat I Was so angry wif my Sef n wif d audience on d set.

She is even wearin three in one suit compared to wat others do wear...

Celebrity n their wahala

He is in my toilet tryin to make there look clean.


Ope question answered?

Ohh I wish I can enjoy ds ride ohh

Thank u for Defendin me, I appreciate n back to d matter, firsy find out d truth before takin decision for ur childrens sake.

Chaleeee:
Even if it's a copy and paste, some of us have not seen or read it before. So to us it's a new story. Either prefer a solution of just scroll on rather than put the OP down.


Still on the matter, she will follow her mother back to the village when she's going back. With all her things too. Marriage concluded.

See person wey em house dey on fire dey do Longer throat

3coins:
she will follow mama home with the fruits of course


but. . .i might just eat those fruits. . .especially if there are mangoes and soursops among them

Can't stop laffin.... Just like in naija movie n their ghost

enoqueen:
she should bust cry and start saying that's her mother's ghost.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village.
She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. The husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is
recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm
worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby
lovingly replied. The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen.
Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home. You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at
the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop the items
'from mama', or return to her hubby in the living
room! How would you handle this case? Your humble opinion is required.

I just ope his dealth won't affect his staff.... Rip man

If u look at d pik frm west end....its minaj. Frm the east end....its beyonce. Frm the north end....its alicia. Frm south end its chidinma so u can choose whch one u wana believe

Pls where did u dump it?

I. Knw she will. Neva disappoint us cos we'v bin xpectin d divorce....

Nobody has explained to us wat good bba gives us, cos I dnt c d impact.

Or wil. Dey try to tel us dat dey r teachin us hw to associaate wif oda culture?

Dis is pure madness...can't dey jus hold bible competition,spellin, test of iq etc

Left for me bba won't hv sponsors
#justsaayinmymind#

Whch movie is dis?

Tot its was an. Open book at first didn't knw its was actually someones back

Congraat Mj aand family


D reason y I stil remember Nigeria movie still exist

Dey r jus bin natural oh nt those celebrity dat wil pose n curve their legs as if dey want to transform to snake