Oga you be better kolo

FalseProphet1:
1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.

2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.

3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.

4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.

5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.

I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.

This I have seen.

jogojogo:
He will NEVER be president

depression is real, Start taking poison so that you will die b4 den, cus the last time I check you won't be able to survive the real depression when Obi will be declare winner Fab

dettolgel:


Are you sure you are not the stupid one because as today the security of lives and properties of every Nigerian is the responsibility of the Federal government of Nigeria not Obi.

As at today Nigerians elected Buhari and the respective state governors with the responsibility to provide security and other social amenities for them.

So please while we are already paying Buhari and states governors for this jobs why dragging Obi into it?

well said bro

Oga you be goat. Animalistic in human form

baretalk:

When Obi was governor till now ipob and co have been kidnapping, why didn't he work with governors there to find peace. Useless lazy entitled people, other governors and states have found ways to secure their areas and domains you entitled lazy criminals, can not. Stupid people.

Guy even Buhari speak English pass you self. Can't even understand what you wrote

Adex5:
This is wat happen ooo I have been working with my boss for close to 5years now I work as a cashier Sha I do go and deposit money in his Acct huge amounts so eventually we bought another shop at iponri so I was the on managing it we bought the shop at last year November I do resume at 9am and close at 7pm at night but before I get to his place to do Acct sometimes 8pm so after doing Acct for him I will still wait in is area chatting with frds playing but I don't drink or smoke..but I do like going home late very well so by January there was this our customer tht do come and play game sometimes he loose like 400k to 500k and he do normally do transfer so there was this particular day this guy came to play game of 150k so my mind just said tht I shld tell to help me do transfer so he said he shld go into his car to pick up his phone so my laptop rebooted as I was trying to put it on this guy has moved after like 5min I didn't see this guy I was shocked looked for him every where but couldn't see him so I chatted my boss and tell him wat happen omo my boss said if I like my self I shld transfer the money to him ASAP I plead ooo I even tell him tht I will be using my salary to cover it up but he instead so since den I have stopped working with him. So since den I have been looking for a Job so as at last 2weeks Friday I got a job Wich I was to resume last week Monday so.. so on tht last 2weeks Saturday I went to go and see my mom to explain to her tht I have seen one job ooo on getting to my mom's place I just say tht my boss coming with some areas Bois I wasn't scared at all I sat down want to knw wat happen tht was how Those guys grab me ooo beat my life inside Keke maruwa and take me to AreaC police station at ojuelegba ooo wen we get there the statement he wrote down was tht I stole 284k... I was just like haaa and I wrote my own statement down ooo after tht my mom and my family came to beg him this man said I must go to jail ooo okay so as at on the 14th I was taken to Court ooo and I was granted bail of 150k.. but I was been told to remain in ikoyi prison till the bail will be granted .. omo on getting there ehhh come and see beating dey beat my life Inside ikoyi prison like say tomorrow no dey.. ..So at night we began to ask ourselves questions tht wat brings u here mostly of People there are raiding tht was a guy tht he is a lawmer he went to night work he was there too ... ikoyi prison isn't a small place ooo I won't I use complete 10days before my bail was granted ooo.. still going to court on 7th of next month ... so please guys just becareful out there please ooo...

Ogbe you too senseless jo. Assuming it were to be your daughter that's how you could have defended her that because he was masturbating and that was what now attracted the little spoilt brat to peep on him. People like you will even go further to say he rapped your untrained daughter. So that he can rot in jail. Wonder how people your 3yrs old daughter could have peeped so far

illicit:
U were masturbatin with soap in the bathroom sotey u didn't know when they entered

U were moaning

Ur noise attracted the poor girl

She saw everything, u ain't shaving with no VEET cream bro, u were wiping ur pipe with soap


She knew what u were up to and what u needed.... That's why she asked u to do it to her to curb ur agro and anger

politicoNG:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7027064/dispatch-rider-caught-baby-inside#110978868

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gSat1grRvY



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/he-is-innocent-he-did-not-kidnap-my-baby-mother-exonerates-dispatch-rider-of-any-wrongdoing-following-claims-he-was-caught-with-a-baby-in-his-delivery-box-video.html

Aunty how much did they person paid you to defend this. Because this is not ordinary. Your baby inside courier box yet he's uncle Abeg talk how much them give you to defend this jo.

Boss good evening please I want to do new driver's license sir. Please how can you be of help to me

Shameless thing. And you are even proud saying it. Devil's hand bag

Stop being alone and always go out to hunt for job. Don't engage yourself on any activity of laziness