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balispecial: D silent reader of d year award goes to no other person dan BALISPECIAL......I tink diz is d 2nd or 3rd tym i posted on diz thread bt i must confess it's been a wonderful tym here since i joined...hapi new Year evry1....those of us waiting 4 d 2nd batch wil av evri reason 2 celebrate n congratulate ourselves whn d list comes out...

Dem go b lyk "abi 2nd list don comot"

Mesopotamia: I dey imagine d kain swear pple wey no dey online go swear 4 us when em finally cum online to see a truckload of pages to read.....#EvilGrin

Mesopotamia: hmmm...owkie...
#Hugs

hmmm

Mesopotamia: bros,u get pimples....i no go fit share handkerchief wif u...

ahan,ah don comot dose pimples

Beware of dz gurl

joyf8t: 4get dat 1 abeg, its nw wen Queen Of d Zanga (Bellapearl) drinks guyz/boiz wait in Fear

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]If u fit get beer,i no mind......#Wiliams shld b ok...lk 6bottles[/quote]ah still need tutorials on dat

M still in shock!!!

joyf8t: Pls pass d Vodka if Hesjay is naht intrested

Mesopotamia: tears......taylor gimme ur handkerchief....

abeg pass am if u don finish

joyf8t: Wishin All NLdas a HNY!

same tuu u swit

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[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The Shortlist Waiting Era,by far the longest era of the thread started on Wednesday,17th July 2013. Guys were ready for the 'show',a day which every UI aspirant dreads. As normal as it should be,that date records the highest population of users on this thread. Apart from that day,i've never seen a population as large as that viewing a topic here on education section except for those placed on the front page by moderators. We waited so long,but UI disappointed us. The reason is not necessarily far-fetched,it was due to the strike action of the Academic Staff Union Of Universities(ASUU) which started about 2 weeks before that date. Our hopes were further raised when Jossy4luv told us that UI,not releasing the list on the promised date was due to a technical mishap and that the list will be released latest friday. To cut it short,our waiting lasted 70days. Many things happened during those days,daily prayers for UI and ASUU,complains and groaning from all corner,daily checking of UI website,daily checking of News Sites to know the latest happenings on ASUU strike. The 'connected' guys were not in anyway left out. Everyday,we saw posts like '..i called the dean of arts,he said shortlisting is next tomorrow','...The registrar is a friend to my mother's colleague's sister'. Even through the delay,we kept preparing for the exam like it's tomorrow though many of us later lost interest in preparation and stopped/reduced study for the examination. We continued that way until the evening of Monday,23rd September 2013 when UI surprised the candidates by releasing a notification that the examination will take place on Saturday,28th Septmeber 2013,a date i earlier told fellows about,using a tip-off i got from a 'confirmed' source. The notification actually caught us unaware since we were not pepared for the examination,not at a date that is as close as 5days away.
It further made us realize how 'wicked' University of Ibadan,the first and indeed the best insititution in Nigeria could be. As students,we had no choice than to use the few days to get ready for the battle. We started preparations,printing of invitation letters,getting accomodation,gathering documents,our 5.2 x 5.2cm passport photograph etc. I'll say the era successfully ended on Friday,27th September,2013.[/quote]continue ma boss

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[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The UTME era lasted for about a month,i can say it started about a week to UTME PPT days and lasted till CBT results were fully released. This era specifically is a special one or to some, a unlucky one since the era marked the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Survival of the fittest on this thread. The species that were able to cope with the intense conditions of the Nation and JAMB remained while the species that were unable to cope went into extinction. The era started with deliberations,suggestions and decisions,people asking about their Utme centres to know if there are other people with the same centres. It followed with the PPT examination and how people came to tell us how 'easy' the exam was,being so confident,many calculated scores and proposed scores of over 250 with that of Fynestboi being 326(That got me laughing). Well, to mine and everyone's surprise, the results which came in about 4 or 5days after left us with rhetorical questions of how it happened.
Many of us got over 50marks below our expected scores. When i checked my result,the first thing that came to my mind was 'abi na my result b dis?' because i couldn't just believed my eyes,i had expected nothing less than 280 but lo,240. I was momentarily sad but i got happy when i came here and saw stories of people with below 200. If curses were bullets, Prof Dibu Ojerinde would probably be in Hell or Heaven,dining with his ancestors by now. The reason being that,most people blamed their 'failure' on The Registrar of Jamb,Prof Ojerinde,saying he purposely reduced candidates' scores. Then came the CBT examinations which only few of us were to write. I don't know why,but i had that thought that CBT candidates were going to pass the examination excellently,since it was a new innovation and JAMB would definitely want candidates to love the system. It later came to pass,as candidates who did CBT passed so excellently that i began to wonder if i was a slowpoke for not choosing CBT in UTME. Even around me,i had friends of mine whom naturally,even their ancestors know we are not in the same level academically,having 270 and above. This further infuriated Forumites to rain more destiny-changing curses on Dibu Ojerinde. Well,we later got over it and decided to move forward,aiming higher for the postUTME though till tomorrow,some people still blame Dibu for what happened. At the end of the era, many people sadly left the thread since UTME didn't favour them. Such is life,we all aim our guns,only some are able to shoot,and when we shoot,only few hit the target.[/quote]datz when ah joined diz thread @bolded,,,av truly missed some characterz on diz thread

Following...

jennilisius: wat abt me,...writ sumfin abou me too

urz is special

Mikebis: i can here ma name

na hannah dey call u nw

Mikebis: are u ok..u actin as if shit wan fall 4rm ur......talkn like pepeye..hahah2*jokn ni o*

jst pray she doesn't c diz,,lolz

Nope! If u get invited 4 d pume & u av abov 50%,u stand a gud chance of getting admitted

Jinflame: University of Ibadan their admisson is hard to get.

Guyz! Dnt jst view diz thread,drop any question bothering u nd twil b attended to by ma colleagues

Amen

Leystra: This is my first post this year

Thank God for another chance...

Another year of success and happiness has passed.
With every new year, comes greater challenges and obstacles in life.
I wish you all courage, hope and faith to overcome all the hurdles.
May you all have a great year and a wonderful time ahead.

God bless you all.

Happy New Year 2014 !!!

,,,same to yuu boss

Nope,aint,,2nd choice[quote author=Ai-bi-ke]bro are u coc candidate?
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¡and here is my 2go Id,..Afolayan696[/quote]akcpt wen u c Ifyx16

baebyfaze91: .
Na so oh...i just pray we don't suffer it.
But what's puzzling is that how can we finish clearance by dec and wait that long before resumption..,
let's just watch out what they intend to do... I just pray they come up with a favourable plan sha

jst wat i tot,tho dem neva cal 2nd_choosers 4 clearance

Taylor184: Yes ke....seen it bro....oya make we wash am na...One parcel of igbo plus 6shots of mcdowells for you

de law! U wan kill me fa

Taylor! Check homepage asap,seems we made frntpage

Mesopotamia: Naxo....oya make we scatter diz thread as usual....

oga,e farabale,,tym neva reach faa

[quote author=Ai-bi-ke]xup dude[/quote]kul boss,drop ur 2go_id,nid to add up more uites

Almst evry1 here does,only dat u dnt post here often...

balispecial: Does any1 knw i exist here ?....lol...i dnt tink so bt...av been following diz thread silently n i rarely comment or do anytin here bt i lyk n respect som pple bt i wont mention names bt d reason 4 dat i keep 2 myself...i jst pray 2 God 2 ansa my prayer n make my name b on d 2nd batch n other waiting 4 d list...Am Balispecial

hw'z evwitin,hapi nw yr in arrears

Sup evry1?

cleverj01: Diferent characters frm diferent background! It ws fun shakur is jst out of dis world!

evwitin go normalize lyk abt a month to resumption

cleverj01: I pray its more kul nd beta dan dat of lst yr! Bt anyways i realy enjoxed myself wit d lyks of u, shakur, mesopatomia my boss nd my Lord Legal adviser Taylor, morgan G e.t.c! Dere ws neva a dullin moment wit characters lyk dis present on d thread!

especially shakur,mikebis,francis & ordas,,,pesin go dy rotflol

Wia r Akkylod & Docdanate?

Glad to see anoda kul thread opened by ma boss @Taylor,thumbs up!






Edited:- frnt page tinz again,5th 4 moi dz yr,God plz ansa orda prayer warriors nw