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RalphJnr:

Be fast!
Or which phone U dey use gan self?
As slow as Buhari hot 4

How you take know my phone model

RalphJnr:

Be fast!
Or which phone U dey use gan self?
As slow as Buhari hot 4

How you take know my phone model

When that "church girl" in the area finally has your time and handles you until you are like...

When that girl that has always told you "let's wait till our wedding night" suddenly UnCloth and start walking towards you...

When she bathes, come in, and change, right in front of you. But is not ready to cooperate and you you are like...

When you finally have your way and you are coming out to your friends like...

When after s*x, she tells you "my under is wet oo", and you are like "is it sperms?"

When bae truly means business and walks away without warming your bed and you are forced to sit and watch like...

When bae tells you "don't talk to any of my friends", but you need to pass through their midst...

When bae tells you "oya, but you must use rubber", and you don't have one in the house...

When bae says "stop that, it's my first time in your house; BTW, we are Christians and should keep ourselves until our wedding night. but at the end of the day, comes to you like: Tom, come and give me money for transport. You are like...

When you are there on the bed, wondering how to start touching bae because you both are sweating helplessly in this heat, and all of a sudden, NEPA brings light...

Straight to the matter. Feel free to add yours

Fani Kayode as governor; a flying fish

The fastest interstate trip in the history of naija...

Why are you reminding us?

Oga, so where is your mistress now;?

They should epp us to give nwaamaikpe one...

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Imagine Imagine

0-1 abi, still de observe. Barça slayers no de shout...

I just de observe

With the way those guys speed, they deserve five dirty slaps each

Oga, are you a celebrity in the first place?

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So no nyash to see this night
Nairaland is the only place where you will post a female thread, but only boys will cover the first four pages. Nawao...

Persin no go scratch weytin de scratch am egen, nawao...

Lagos guys complaining about the girls, and the girls complaining about dem guys. Who come be de bush meat and who be de hunta

Nollywood actress, Zainab Balogun, is tired of not being able to find love since returning to the country 6-years ago.
The Wedding Party actress, in a chat with Saturday Beats, said, since she came to Nigeria, she has not found a man that interests her.
I am not in a relationship, but when you find my future husband, tell him that I am here waiting for him. I don’t know what is wrong with Lagos boys and I think the men should hold a meeting and ask one another what the problem is.
Lagos is an interesting city when it comes to romance and I think we have our own unique language when it comes to love. However, since "I got to Lagos about six years ago, I have not found anyone that has tickled my fancy. The few criteria I am looking for in a man are that he must be humorous, honest and transparent.
He does not have to be rich, but he has to be aspirational because I am a very driven person and I spend a lot of time working. I cannot date a lazy person, we have to match each other when it comes to working hard." she said.

Bring on Arsenal...

Draw United...

ProfEinstein:
Lol, that's so naive of you, it's a drug that's why it's packaged that way

Naive?So it's normal to know how that is packed. OK oo