India of all countries

Instead of traveling to India for free, I'd rather remain here in Oju, drinking my fresh palmwine with rat meat

I don show!


FTC, coz I'm certain that this thread is destined for fp

Op I totally agree with you. NYSC truly, desperately needs a review.
There should be a provision in the forms for the following:
>>>Relationship (tick S or M)
>>>Others (tick engaged or normal relationship)
>>>Name of spouse
>>>Address of spouse
>>>Spouse's occupation
When posting, the engaged and married should be exempted from camping, and automatically posted to the same state and local government of their spouse.
The scheme ordinarily was introduced to cause Nigerians to intermarry, which is working. But it now does more harm than good when it is breaking serious relationships and leaving youths in limbo.
Having served in Osun state, I can relate with the accounts of Babs and the others.

gidjah:
anjobe?

Anjuo hawe. Anjuoang be?

When you read the mileage of dah geh's lips...

After scamming all dem gais that came your way... Madam it's your time to pay....

Wow! The man is in that bracket with the likes of Hazard, Neymar and Isco. Biko where are the GOATs?
But I hope he's not another Sunday Mba

So the Portuguese National team has more quality than that of the Argentines abi? Messi's supporters are now wailing now that the god is firing in all cylinders. Maybe Fabregas has forgotten that his god missed a penalty, and also failed to score a single one of the loads of free kicks he has taken so far

Instead of visiting the Emirates stadium to pay £97 and watch Man. City beat Arsenah 0-3, I prefer to switch clubs for the interim. It's a vacation, not a hypertension time.

All I can see is an end time op recruiting the future generation of Vaseline crew. That 3rd picture's got me thinking many things at once...

His excellency, governor Samuel Ortom, the executive governor of Benue State, since his ascension to power, has carved a fashion niche - especially when it comes to his choice colour of headdress, for himself. This though, is not peculiar to him, as we have in the past, seen the likes of Tinubu, Amosun, etc pull on cap designs peculiar to them; but that not withstanding, the recent trend of the governor of the Food Basket of the Nation is worth mentioning, as it has a positive meaning, as applied in both the State, and country at large. Most people would see his choice colour combination as awkward, but the meaning might help to banish that view. So, let's go!


On the cap, most notable, of course, of the colour combinations is the green-white-green, which of course, stands for Nigeria. Usually next to it, to your left, is a combination of blue, white and black. This is the symbolic colour for the Igede ethnic group, one of the three major tribes in the state. next to it, on the cap, is a red and black combination, which is symbolic of the Idomas, another member of the three major ethnic groups of the State. The last, but not the least, is a combination of black and white, which is the colour combination symbolistic of the Tivs, where Ortom is from. This is the biggest among the three. Governorship, and most other top and sensitive positions has almost entirely, always been rotated among this ethnic group, since the start of democracy. This arrangement though, has been fought by the other big two, in the past.

Now you know! When next you see Ortom's cap, just know that he's preaching the indivisibility of Benue, despite having about 12 languages, and the prevailing security challenges. And at the same time, pledging allegiance to the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Thanks for reading, and good morning!

Oga why you de lie...

Definitely! With Jonathan in power they got close to 200,000 so why not?

We shall get there soon.

Chai! RIP

I can only imagine how the mother is feeling right now. Kogi and Benue be suffering like...

Your father didn't train you well abi? Afonja

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Oga shut up! You are part of the cause.

Oh, no wonder she's from that region where every living thing is naturally bitter.





She seems confused, doesn't she?

The painter added too much paint. The lashes too, they look like they were made to shut life outta one's eyes

Sorry dear, look on the brighter side. These lessons were only meant to make you stronger, a survivor. Those you are now. Pick yourself up and go all out for your dreams. Happy birthday!

Those of you saying nonsense about the move, I am sure you forgot nairaland doesn't support sports betting activities either. Stop calling people names for taking decisions they think will move them forward. If this pays off in the future, it will only enhance your preconceived hatred.

Buhari of the people!

So a rather strange hash tag, #BigBreastTwitter recently took the social media platform by storm and both young men and women throbbed to twitter in their droves in a entertainer-entertained relationship. The ladies tweeted photos of their chests, while the men calmly watched with pleasure, picture after picture.
Among those tweeting was a Swazi Lady, 'Blue Flames'. She posted the picture below, and was able to draw all attention to herself. With this photo gathering over two thousand likes, 300 retweets and two hundred replies, this lady was no doubt, the centre of attraction. Male folks, and female folks alike, trooped to her handle en masse with compliments ranging from "I see my future in there" to even booking appointments, as her followers list swelled massively. Check this picture out; Is it truly worth the fuss, or it's an embodiment of the madness that has been synonymous with twitter?

gidjah:
anjobe?

Anjuohawe. Anjuoang be?

Bakayoko can be truly annoying though. But personally I think he will come out good next season.
Dese gais blood de hot oo

Chai, another one that thinks with her nyash

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