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Nairaland / General / Who Betrayed Who??? See Story. by igetemi(m): 9:32am On Jan 27, 2015


Who betrayed who?
Jokes Etc / Photo Of The Day:- 2go Bread by igetemi(m): 10:34am On Jan 26, 2015


Wetin person no go see for this country.
Nairaland / General / Re: LOL! What Is Wrong With This Photo (party Affiliation Edition) by igetemi(m): 3:37pm On Jan 20, 2015
o\r\nk
Nairaland / General / Okada Rider Stripped And Lynched For Stealing A Motorcycle In Benue [photo] by igetemi(m): 6:18pm On Jan 19, 2015
Click the link below to view photo
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It was a bad day for a motorcycle thief when
he was caught by an angry mob in Gboko,
Benue State, and was almost lynched to death
after he was beaten black and blue and
stripped naked, forcing him to ride around the
town on the stolen bike.
The thief was caught on Sunday, 18 January,
2015, when others were in church and he went
to perpetrate his crime.
The mob made up mainly of youths, said they
caught the man with a stolen motorcycle
which was previously snatched few days back
by unknown hoodlums in the Yandev area of
the town.
The youths who became infuriated when the
alleged notorious thief could not explain how
he got the stolen motorcycle, descended on
him and almost beat him to death but for the
timely intervention of the police who came to
his rescue and took him to their office.
It was gathered that it was not the first time
the young man has been snatching
motorcycles from the riders an took them to
other parts of the state to sell until luck ran
out on him when he was caught.
Nairaland / General / LOL! What Is Wrong With This Photo (party Affiliation Edition) by igetemi(m): 6:06pm On Jan 19, 2015
Romance / 28-year-old Woman Beats Up Her 27- Year-old Boyfriend For Cheating In Her Dream by igetemi(m): 5:58pm On Jan 19, 2015
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A 28-year-old woman allegedly hospitalizes
her 27-year-old boyfriend after 'dreaming' that
he was cheating on her.
Tanisha Keyes was arrested by Dallas police
after severely beating her boyfriend Bishop
Hayes with a baseball bat.
Authorities asked Tanisha what led her to
commit the brutal beating in which she
responded "I had a dream that Bishop was
cheating on me". Although as crazy as the
motive sounds, authorities speculate that
Tanisha is indeed telling the truth. Tanisha
told authorities she had a dream of Bishop
having sexual relations with another woman in
their own bed, before she woke up and beat
Bishop.
However, authorities believe Tanisha may
possibly have a mental disorder. "Yeah she’s
either mentally unstable or a crazy a*s b*tch"
says officer Ronald Harper, "how can you
nearly beat your partner to death because you
dreamt of them cheating?" finished officer
Harper.
Tanisha will be tested for mental illness while
Bishop is being treated at the nearest hospital.
Bishop is currently in serious condition with
severe blunt force trauma. Although being in
serious condition, Bishop was somehow able
to speak and was asked a few questions by
reporters. When asked his opinion on
Tanisha’s motives for beating him, that being
he was cheating in her dream, Bishop
responded "sh*t I don’t even know what to
think, you gotta be a crazy b*tch to beat
someone for dreaming of someone cheating…
but I actually did cheat a few days ago, but
there’s no way she could've known about that
so, I’m actually glad I cheated cause now it
seems like I didn’t get beat for no reason. But
she still a crazy b*tch if you ask me". After
revealing that he actually cheated without
Tanisha’s knowledge, Bishop became
unconscious.
Tanisha will be charged with assault and
battery with a deadly weapon and attempted
murder and can face up to 17 years in federal
prison for her crimes.
Technology Market / Airtel Blackberry Complete Plan Increased To 3GB For N1,400 by igetemi(m): 5:11pm On Jan 19, 2015
Most telecom company seems to be
sitting up this days, though I don’t
know what is ahead. Barely five (5)
weeks after Airtel discontinue the 1+1
Androidoffer that gives you 4GB for
2K or 9GB for N3,500;
they just introduce another upgrade
on their existing Blackberry Complete
plan.
According to the text Airtel NGsent to
me, it says“ 1GB Monthly Blackberry
Complete plan now becomes 3GB and the
still N1,400 valid for 30days… Usable on
Blackberry devices ONLY”
Initially, this Blackberry Complete
gives you 1GB for N1,400 and it works
on all device.
But now that it has been increased to
3GB, something seems to be fishy
somewhere.
How Can I Subscribe to This Plan?
Dial*431#to subscribe.
Does it work on other Device?
It has not been tried on any device.
Though their last text says‘
Valid On Blackberry Only
’but I believe when tried on other
devices, it will work.
The year 2015 is still fresh and they
should keep up the good work, but
hope this doesn’t zap data as usual? .
TV/Movies / Re: Nairaland Launches A T.V Station by igetemi(m): 4:57pm On Jan 19, 2015
see dere mouth. Thus its not a bad idea. Will you sponsor him.
Nairaland / General / Re: Question Of The Week by igetemi(m): 4:08pm On Jan 19, 2015
i go beat am black and blue. ashawo
Celebrities / Re: 2Face Celebrates His First Son, Nino, As He Turns 9 - Pics by igetemi(m): 7:55am On Jan 16, 2015
VickyyB:
See my future husband. lipsrsealed

Happy birthday dear! kiss


U don old

Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Do, If You See This At A Junction by igetemi(m): 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2015
leave it
Nairaland / General / Re: To Seun Osewa by igetemi(m): 10:36pm On Jan 11, 2015
simdam500:
am so sure op must have thought of days he lend money for recharge card, just to nairaland...

when he nairaland to the extent he almost lost his flight.... or when he nairaland and his gf gave him the option of














































u either choose one now, me or nairaland.










and he chooses nairaland. lol


chai!! seun loves nairaland dan his girlfriend .

he is a dedicated man
Career / Re: Which Is The Best For A Student " A Tablet Or A Laptop" by igetemi(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2015
Kylekent59:
D best is ur book,,u cannot carry laptop or tablet to d exam hall

Note: his uncle want to get him a gadget.

i tink gadget is different frm books
Nairaland / General / Re: To Seun Osewa by igetemi(m): 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2015
EmptinexTune:
u wan lie say if seun post 100 naira mtn recharge card u no go be d first person t dial *555#

abi ooo grin
Nairaland / General / Re: To Seun Osewa by igetemi(m): 8:01pm On Jan 11, 2015
Oga seun dey come. wait 4 him hun
Career / Re: Which Is The Best For A Student " A Tablet Or A Laptop" by igetemi(m): 7:46pm On Jan 11, 2015
u can easily install stuff on ur laptop witout data connection. using installation disk
Career / Re: Which Is The Best For A Student " A Tablet Or A Laptop" by igetemi(m): 7:43pm On Jan 11, 2015
buy laptop. u can't connect to a projector using tablet. tablet does not have hdmi cabel inlet. also u cant connect to common printer. laptop battery last longer. laptop have in built cd and dvd rom.
Romance / Single Ladies, This One Is For You by igetemi(m): 1:43pm On Jan 11, 2015
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A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. wink wink wink wink wink
Autos / U Cannow Locate Ur Stolenbike Wit D Newpedals Dat'll Help U Findur Stolenbike by igetemi(m): 1:36pm On Jan 11, 2015
U CAN NOW LOCATE UR STOLEN BIKE WIT D NEW PEDALS DAT 'LL HELP U FIND UR STOLEN BIKE



One way to protect your bike from
getting stolen is to buy a lock. But
walk around the city at 3 in the
morning and you’ll realize the
effective rate of many are around 0%.
So if there is a chance your two-
wheeler could get jacked, you might
want to consider making this one of
your pedals. The Connected Pedal
from Connected Cycle works with an
app to show you
when your bike has been moved and
where you can locate it. While it can
help you in a bad situation, it can also
track your speed, route, incline, and
calories burned on a daily basis so
you’re not just buying it and waiting
for disaster to strike. Look for it later
this year.
Politics / Must C Photo: Buhari Spotted On D Same Campaign Poster Wit Other PDP Aspirants by igetemi(m): 9:35am On Jan 11, 2015


The above campaign poster was seen
in Niger state. Even PDP aspirants
wants Gen RTD Muhammadu Buhari to
be their President. #GMB2015
Science/Technology / Re: 12 Unbelievable Things You Can Do When You Die by igetemi(m): 8:42am On Jan 11, 2015
grin. nice
Nairaland / General / PHOTOS: Boy Aged 7 Drives His Drunk Dad Home by igetemi(m): 8:06am On Jan 11, 2015
The astonishing photos show little Jun
Yu driving his inebriated father home
after a night on the booze – and it
isn’t the first time he’s done it


These astonishing photos show a
seven-year-old boy DRIVING his drunk
father home from the pub.
The mind-boggling pictures were
taken in Yizhou in southern China’s
Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region –
and police have confirmed they are
genuine.
In the images, Jun Yu can be seen
driving the three wheeled trailer while
his dad drunkenly sleeps in the back.
The lad was sent by his mother to pick
her husband up after she got a call to
say he had passed out outside his
regular drinking den.
According to neighbours of the man, it
isn’t the first time the boy has been
sent to pick him up from the pub.
The police were alerted to the images
when they went viral after they were
posted online by stunned motorists.
Officers have spoken to Yu’s parents
and are now considering charges for
allowing the boy to drive the vehicle
while under age.
The legal age for driving in China is
18.
A police spokesman said: “The child
drove a total of 20 kilometres to bring
his father home.
“His father was incapacitated after a
night of drinking with friends at a bar
near his place of work.”



Jun Yu at the wheel
Career / Re: Physics Graduates: Lets Meet Here by igetemi(m): 7:55am On Jan 11, 2015
simiolu1:


Please be informed that different schools have different approach dependin on the major. Some schools offer Physics standalone while others offer it as Physics/Electronics.
Even amongst schools that offer d same major, d course outline would be different. Hope U get my drift



yes
Jokes Etc / Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by igetemi(m): 7:51am On Jan 11, 2015
grin. confirmed
Politics / It’ll Be Stupid For Igbos To Endorse Jonathan — Okechukwu by igetemi(m): 7:45am On Jan 11, 2015
Mr. Osita Okechukwu, a member of the Ohanaeze Ndigbo, tells IHUOMA CHIEDOZIE why the organisation should not endorse President Goodluck Jonathan

A motion for Jonathan’s endorsement as the Igbo candidate in the 2015 presidential election was scuttled at the Ime-Obi (leadership caucus) meeting of Ohanaeze Ndigbo on January 3. As one of those who kicked against the motion, why do you think Jonathan should not be endorsed?

Actually, it was on the 9th of November 2014 that they first mooted the idea to endorse President Jonathan. In that Ime-Obi, which is like a caucus meeting of the Ohanaeze, we said Ohanaeze was like a polygamous father with many children and many wives. A polygamous father has to consult more than a father that is married to only one wife. Ohanaeze is a father that is running many households: we have the Peoples Democratic Party, we have the All Progressives Congress, we have the United Progressive Party that even has an Igbo as the presidential candidate in Chief Chekwas Okorie; we have other political parties that also have Igbo people. We said it didn’t make any political sense, strategically, to endorse President Jonathan.

We had to insist on a counter motion. In the shouting match that ensued, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu’s motion could not be passed and it wasn’t even seconded. It will be stupid for the Igbo nation to endorse President Jonathan because as it stands today, nobody knows who will win. It is not like in 2011 when General Muhammadu Buhari was running with the Congress for Progressive Change which did not have much spread nationwide. Today, the APC now has broad movement and followership in all the nooks and crannies of the country, just like the PDP. So we said it didn’t make sense to support one party.

Is this why you want Ohanaeze to withdraw its support for Jonathan?

Again, there is the checklist of expectations by the Igbo, which President Jonathan, in the course of the campaign before the 2011 general elections, agreed to fulfill. We talked of revamping the Enugu coal, but six years down the line President Jonathan has not done so. They even promised the Enugu coal will be used for a coal-fired power plant to supply at least 1000 mega watts of electricity. That had not been done. We had expected that six years after Jonathan became President the power plant would have started; it could have helped the Igbo and other Nigerians. Even the international airport he claimed to have built cannot actually be called an international airport because the British Airways, Lufthansa, can’t come there. If there is a hub driven by coal, with the ancillary industries that will follow the production of coal, it will energise the place. He failed.

We talk of the second Niger Bridge. That is because President Jonathan, in February 2013, after visiting Imo State where he had received politicians who defected to the PDP, hopped into Onitsha to see the Obi of Onitsha, Igwe Alfred Achebe. Luckily for the Igbo people, the Obi went through his diary and remembered that Jonathan promised the Second Niger Bridge and queried him there. President Jonathan was on the defensive. We said, with all the unprecedented oil money, why did it not occur to the president to remember the second Niger Bridge earlier?

But some have commended Jonathan for favouring the South-East with political appointments.

Yes, he gave us secretary to the government of the federation; he gave us minister of finance, and other ministers but we are saying those ones are supposed to be constitutional matters —the constitution says if you become the president, you must appoint at least one minister from every state of the federation. The issue of doing us a favour does not arise and the fact that we have our son, Dr. Pius Anyim, as the SGF, and Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as the minister of finance does not confer any advantage on us. We are not saying that the individual families have not been improved but we are not talking about families, we are talking about the generality of the Igbo race. We do not see any benefit from the Jonathan regime to warrant endorsement, and we felt it could be suicidal, given the fact that General Muhammadu Buhari and the APC were lurking in the wings, nobody could weigh who would win the presidential election. Why should we endorse one and leave the other? That was how we shut down the motion.

But an Ohanaeze chief has boasted that Ohanaeze will eventually endorse Jonathan.

Unless they do so by sitting in their houses and issuing a press statement. Ohanaeze’s constitution is very clear —even if the Ime-Obi had endorsed him, going by the constitution of Ohanaeze, it requires the ratification of the General Assembly that includes every Igbo person. It will require the General Assembly for endorsement.

What plans does Buhari have for the Igbos, has he reached out to Ohanaeze Ndigbo?

On the 7th of November, Buhari wrote to the Ohanaeze, saying he would like to have a discussion with us because he was consulting various groups and he felt the Ohanaeze was very important for him to consult. In the last paragraph of the letter, he said he would not claim to know everything that was of importance to the Igbo, that after the discussion, he would know what to say. Before the elections, he will have time to discuss with Ohanaeze.
Education / Re: HELP! HELP!! HELP!!! All About "Ijmb" Of A Tinx by igetemi(m): 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2015
Mightyguy:
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Hi nairalanders, A brother needs our help! due to jamb frustrations."He decided to opt in 4 "ijmb" but finding it difficult 2 provide answers to the following questions.

1. Does ijmb guarantee one's admission?

2. Will one get admission that same yr?

3.Will d choice of institution be considerant? As in having a good stand in term of securing admsn?

4.Do they release results on/b4 deadlines of d choice of institution?

5.Do u think it just a waste of time?

6.Do I need connections?...(sorry, forgotten I'm in Nigeria)

7.How reliable is the program?

8. EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER

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Education / Re: HELP! HELP!! HELP!!! All About "Ijmb" Of A Tinx by igetemi(m): 11:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
Webmasters / Re: Help Urgently Needed On Web Designing by igetemi(m): 11:23pm On Jan 09, 2015
KingAdeOluomo1:
yes


If so. u will have to use WordPress and simple machine forum.

are u using ur host. or WordPress hosting
Jokes Etc / Re: Question Of The Day:- I Doub’t If Anyone Knows The Correct Answer by igetemi(m): 11:19pm On Jan 09, 2015
My father tongue
Education / Re: Letter From A Ss2 Student by igetemi(m): 11:05pm On Jan 09, 2015
grin

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