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download the video using the link below. You must watch. Jonathan must be voted out.

http://www. go o. gl/Wws7ET

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My guy was unhappy when we entered February , den 1 day I saw him crying lyk a baby. Nd dis conversation btween both of us....

Me: Hwfar.

Guy: Its 2 far.

Me: Why.

Guy: Na my birthday o.

Me: Wht hapund 2 it, sebi na dis month we go celebrate.

Guy: No o, my buffday isnt yearly, na every 4 years.
Me: U funny o, U register ur buffday with INEC?
Guy:No be so o.

Me: Wen is ur buffday.

Guy: Na Feb 29 oo.

Hw unlucky is he?

Check urs and tell me ur origin.

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Hint:- There are five differences…

Let me help you with one… Korede Bello’s Top, One has buttons the other does not *tongue out*.

Tell me the remaining four other differences.

goto hospital or clinic for solution

this is great

rafasere:
Is it free ?

. u be girl

help me greet baba God. if u do so

d brain don dey kolo

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Original copy of John Hinde’s photo of Milk maids at the back of the N10 note…


See Original Photo Below:-

it's better you invest it first. after gaining much profit from the business den u travel bro.

chai. u be mumu ooo.

The Minister of Interior, Abba Moro
on Tuesday said the ministry was
planning to introduce the e-prison
system in order to put an end to
incessant prisons breaks.
The Minister said this when a
delegation of the Human Rights
Commission paid a courtesy visit
on him at the ministry in Abuja.
Moro said the ministry was
committed to making Nigerian
prisons among the best in the
world through the rehabilitation
and construction of new prisons.
“We are committed to make the
prisons one of the best from
structure to infrastructure. The
ministry inherited a prisons system
that was nearly comatose hence it
has taken steps to rehabilitate
prisons .
“Presently new structures are
under construction in various
states including Yobe, Ibadan,
Kwara, Nnewi among others and
before the end of this
administration this projects will be
commissioned” Moro said.
He said that President Goodluck
Jonathan had approved the
construction of 200 bed spaces each
in Nasarawa and Suleja prisons to
improve the living condition of
prisoners.
He said that in order to ensure that
humane conditions were provided
to prisoners the ministry was
liasing with the office of the
Attorney General of the Federation
and various state governments.
He said that this was to ensure
quick dispensation of justice for
persons awaiting trial.
Moro said that the ministry was
currently working with the
Nigerian Army and the Nigeria
Police to ensure safety of prisoners
and prevent future attacks.
He assured the commission of the
ministry’s effort to ensure safety of
Nigerians before, during and after
the election.
“Officers and men of the Nigeria
Security and Civil Defence Corps
(NSCDC) have been deployed to
various parts of the country.
“They have been adequately
trained and the federal government
is doing this in order to ensure
safety of lives and properties of all
Nigerians” the minister said.
Earlier, Ben Angwe, the Executive
Secretary, Human Right
Commission expressed displeasure
with some of the problems in the
Nigerian prisons, one of which is
congestion.
He said that the commission was,
therefore, conducting prisons audit
with the support of the National
Assembly to support the ministry to
solve some of the problems.
While pledging the support of the
commission in ensuring that the
ministry achieved its set goals, the
secretary called on the minister to
ensure that all hands are on deck
in ensuring the protection of the
rights of inmate especially those
still awaiting trial.

No.

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[center]Airtel is currently rocking
the NET with the
introduction and discovery
of free 5mb, 95mb
I’ve been waiting
patiently for AIRTEL to
release their’s too and its
been released.
To do this
FOLLOW THIS STEPS PLSSS

1. Migrate to airtel club 10
hommies by dialing*166#
2. Dial*141*11*15#and
you will be given 5mb and
5naira will be deducted.
To check ur mb,just dial
*123*10#
or
*141*712*0#

NOTICE : Sometimes the mb
might not be shown but you
will
browsing and your airtime
won’t be touched.
You can repeat this trick
as many times as possible..[/center]

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So, while you get innovative and
sassy under the sheets, make sure
you follow these sexual hygiene
habits to have lots of safe sex!

Just as it is important for us to have
sex , so also it is important that we
follow some simple but helpful
hygiene habits.

As many of you already know, poor
hygiene can lead to infection which
in turn can lead to serious diseases.
So, while you get innovative and
sassy under the sheets, make sure
you follow these sexual hygiene
habits to have lots of safe sex!

1. For women, it is essential to
note the direction of washing
your genitals. It is
recommended to wash from
your vagina to your anus to
prevent the transfer of germs
from the anus to the vagina
and also avoid yeast
infections.

2. For uncircumcised men, pull
back the foreskin and wash
the glans with warm water.
Also wash the inner skin of
the foreskin, which is
susceptible to bacteria and
dead cells and body fluids.

3. Both partners should wash
their hands and nails before
and after sex to prevent
transfer of germs and
bacteria to your genitals.

4. It is important to trim the
hair in the private parts.
During the hot weather, heat
and sweat can result in boils
and skin problems.

5. To avoid embarrassment or
bad odour, women should
avoid having sex in the first
two days of their menstrual
cycle.

6. Avoid MouthAction if your partner
has sores around the mouth
or near the genitals, it can
pass on to you.

What is greater than God,

more evil than the devil,

the poor have it,

the rich need it,

and if you eat it, you'll die?

Popular Yoruba actor, Funsho
Adeolu has lost his dad.
Pa Felix Adeolu Adegeye died on
26th January after a brief illness at
the age of 77.
It is said that, the actor has been
taking the news of his dad’s death
in good faith.

Samiceman:
E be like say I be good boy oooo. At least I pass plenty

7. Nah I hardly go to church, last time I went to church was around April 2014,

You fail

hmmmn. That number 3.

dem wan kill person.

love dat app. it make sense

OMG.

nice one dude

It can also be HOTFL if she removes a stick from letter ‘E’ which
means ‘Hold On Till Father Leaves’…

The JAMB PRO, Mr Fabian Benjamin, who
made the announcement said that the
exam is scheduled to commence
on Wednesday, 4th March, 2015.

Read more at campusportalng.com/jamb/jamb-utme-cbt-commencement-date-announced/26126/