Antell95:
What caused the blood clot in my eye?

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Had an argument with a girl and she launched a slap then i tried to dodge which saw her hand smashing my left eye. As a very tough guy whose mum warned me never to lay hands on a woman for any reason, i kept my cool.

Now she is here begging me to forgive her

You can forgive her but know that with her around, the right eye is also at risk

Where is kwankwaso?

Hmmmm, does this list represent federal character?

"Condition" forcing you to do what is right!

Brendaniel:


If you want the best from a machine, you don't wait or it to break down first, that is why I put maintenance, that way you can avoid it breaking down...

You are right, and again to get the best from machines such that your process is not affected, is to have two of the same machine. When one is down on maintenance, the other will be up and running.

Brendaniel:





It's like you missed this...

I didn't miss the point. When you say machines don't get sick and then say if they are maintained properly, it sounds contradictory because it is the sickness and tiredness that leads to the maintenance.

Brendaniel:
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If not, the gap between the rich and poor might further widen because of less jobs for the poor and very high profit for the rich using machines that never fall sick, get tired or go on leave working round the clock as long as they are maintained properly without salary, benefits, pension and so on.

The film Elysium comes to mind

machines get tired. They wear and tear, they need routine maintenance and repair.

borika:
I knew I would spot a very stupid comment like this, I knew it. If I may ask you boss, what has AI got to do with tea picking machine? Do you even know what Artificial intelligence means? A lot of you Nigerians like to behave as if Una know something but nothing dey Una head at all

and what made you think AI can't run those tea picking machines?

Before you quote me to argue, note that AI is the brain behind Autonomous Vehicles.

I will patronise you soon but when you get the one for vehicles, please let us know

Ok

Just like banks, these mushrooms will start merging together in future.

Some state and federal universities will be buying off some

Throw more light please.

So all of you are interconnected?

They no even us better artist to print the name

BluntCrazeMan:
Simple..




Twitter and it's new subscriber method for instance..

Twitter will jettison that subscription very soon

They got it wrong from their monetization method. Any app that starts to bill its users directly will die a natural death.

dynicks:
I bet the tailor that delivered this , must have fled from the country...

We know mr president is tall...yet someone somewhere would still be trying to make his height look so obvious...lol

The tailor did a good job. Its Bubu that pulled the trousers to his tummy because he doesn't have waist...

Where is the house?

Next is the list and pictures of the food she cooked

He averred that when the opportunity came calling from one of the staff,...

I don't get it, so lecturers now call their ex students to furnish their office. They will soon call them to pay their salaries.

If you want to give back to the society, give scholarships and stop doing government job.

jesusjnr2020:
Worldly Targets Set By Churches: How My Friend Began Preaching Rubbish

Ever since I became born-again and began to walk closely with God, I have always thought the practice of setting attendance or financial targets by churches and their leaders for those under their leadership was erroneous.

I believed it was a worldly practice that had nothing to do with God, hence if the church embraced such it would only end up derailing the church from its original values and standard.

I once had a friend who was a dedicated member of Christ Embassy, one of the denominations guilty of this practice, so when this topic came up during our conversations, I expressed my disapproval of such a policy in the church. But despite being a very devoted and committed member of the Church, he honestly admitted that such targets made him to start preaching what he ought not when he held a leadership position under the church.

He bowed to the pressure of meeting such targets set for him by his leaders and began preaching something else which he thought would enable him meet those targets when preaching the right thing couldn't.

I wasn't much surprised though about that because I knew very well that such was inevitable, considering that such targets were worldly and not of God, so it was only going to lead to compromising and going contrary to the things of God, since the things of this world were opposed to the things of God.

This is the same kind of targets set by some financial institutions to their employees that would make them to start going to ridiculous lengths, including sleeping with some of their clients, to meet them.

This is what has being embraced by a significant part of the church which ought to be in this world but not to the world.

That's why I don't get impressed with the mammoth crowds attending some churches and the amount of money they generate as a result.

It's much easier to achieve similar results by preaching the nonsense people want to hear rather than the Truth and Words of the Spirit.

If it were by preaching rubbish as it is the case in most of such churches, many of the disciples who left Jesus because of the Words of the Spirit He preached, would have never left Him.

They would have remained in the church at the expense of spiritual quality, which is more or less the result of the church we have today.

That's why I don't judge a church by the amount of members or riches they have, but how much they follow the example and teachings of Christ, because that's the only true standard that determines how successful a church is in the sight of God.

God bless.

You did not give us example of the rubbish he preached

Olarewaju89:
Being the first born and first son in a poor family like this is a serious issue. Don't blame your brother too much pls. It is a spiritual things and he need a deliverance and serious councils.

To be honest with you, your mother has a lot to do in this matter not you.

I won't go further than this.

why is everything spiritual?

Somebody who doesn't have any form of education. He has spent a better part of his life as a conductor and I suspect he will be addicted to drug and or women. If you analyse it very well, you will see that the trajectory his life is taking is as a result of poverty, environment he grew up and the friends he keeps

iamfertile:


@IHART, how's business? Have read through this thread. Kudos to you bro. I'm interested in soap making business infact I've been watching some online videos but I need an experienced entrepreneur like you to put me through. Pls how can you help me? I'll chat you up on WhatsApp. Thanls

Business has been fine. I believe you learnt one or more things from this thread. Ok, lets meet on whatsapp

Thank God oh

jumper524:
He would definitely face a lighter punishment if the deceased was the first person to bring out a weapon and attack.

not when he stabbed him three times

sonature1:


In all this, that Dr. Obinna Obeta deserved to get the worst jail term. That dude ought to get at least 15 years imprisonment. He's the perfect definition of wickedness and greed.

I believe he will lose his licence too

I have a senior who is my friend on Facebook. He is now a pastor, any time I see his post, I will recall my terrible experience in secondary. It pains me that he didn't do what he would have done to protect me. I have contemplated blocking him on facebook so I can forget that experience but I find it difficult doing that.

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Be careful about the account details above. He is a scammer. He hacks people's WhatsApp and use it to contact the person's relative and solicite for money. See screenshot for his strategy.

Salewa97:
Funfact: Most of the states on the list do not have a seaport.

is it a must that only states with seaport should have business enterprise?

Europea:


This is so heartbreaking, Nigerians are truly suffering in this hard times.. may God touch the heart of a good samaritan to help you dear

stop begging in proxy!!!

The chess on the table is sending a message to them. The race is like a game of chess.