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RomanceRe: a by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:51pm On Aug 03, 2016
Op has she grown boobz?
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 10:48pm On Aug 03, 2016
meshi1990:
How cum no one else noticed d OP was plainly lying?
y wouldn't u notice I was lying, of course u re d only one whose Brian z on recess here
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 10:47pm On Aug 03, 2016
ronald4lif:
grin
do u use close up or oral B?
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 10:46pm On Aug 03, 2016
dairykidd:
Lol..u just make me remember my frnd back in sch we neva high finish him dey rsn fried rice n chicken with bowl of ice cream for him new babe, okay nw we cut d drinking make him go gv d babe oo on getting there nw we drop d thingz n moved out to cntnu drinking..so baby think say men go tey na she invite another guy oo. Unfortunately when they want start enjoyment na him we come back see them,trust us na we entered d room with our muddy shoes my guy begin use the things he bought play ball inside d room me just stand on guard by d door laff nearly kill me cos my guy lanky n he come wear timbs dey march everything while d babe n her other guy just dey look n i dey laff anyhw...bros next time pass d centre n march on d food..lols
bro dia won't even be a next time cry
RomanceRe: I Love You All. by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:40pm On Aug 03, 2016
postmann:


Of course the internet is a big auditorium where people of various class sit in one area and they forget their names.

Imagine somebody of your sort:

NAME: IHATEPUZZY

TOPICS CRRATED: 4

INTELLIGENCE QUOTA (based on created topics) Below average.


And you dare pick bones with lezz when your life reaks of unintelligence and boredom. Another charity case of the federal republic of Nigeria waiting on FG social handout.

You should be more concerned where your next data subscription would come from since you are another unproductive citizen of the Republic with little signs of skill acquisition.

will DAT b all? if yes now get off my mention
RomanceRe: KIDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FORUM by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
Maxi112:
i doubt it cheesy


bro! we should all learn to respect our elders, you don't just type behind your keypad, calling a man old enough to be your dad... "kid"



nope... I don't like that
wateva ur ish wit d guy z just goan sort it out, am not him. nw pls don't quote me again
RomanceRe: KIDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FORUM by IHATEPUZZY(m): 8:21pm On Aug 03, 2016
Maxi112:
I'm calm wink

FT is that you grin
nope cool
RomanceRe: KIDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FORUM by IHATEPUZZY(m): 8:17pm On Aug 03, 2016
Maxi112:
[s] rubbish. come back and rewrite this post when you grow some sense, for now. stop thinking with your asshole its only ment for shiit.. now look for the avelible lagoon by your left, rest in peace over their


calm down
RomanceRe: KIDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FORUM by IHATEPUZZY(m): 8:04pm On Aug 03, 2016
Drienzia:
I will be very brief with this.

Came across a thread and was shocked to see some Nairalanders abusing themselves over the just concluded miss Nairaland contest.. Some revealing how they created various accounts just to attack others e.t.c

Now the issue is... [b]Why will a sane person will come
to an online forum to reveal private chats he/she had outside this forum? Why didn't you guyz settle your issues outside this forum? Whats the big deal coming online to embarass someone? These er some of the reasons i don't reply some persons pm on nairaland..

Kids everywhere... Kids has taken over this great forum.[/b]
Op calm down na, SEUN doesn't pay for opening threads na undecided
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 6:12pm On Aug 03, 2016
firstking01:
Why you sef go buy fish give girl sad, instead you would 've taken her to that fish joint to eat the fish there...you fall hands mehn.
sory wat tribe re u?

do u eat life fish?
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 5:14pm On Aug 03, 2016
[quote author=mamagee3 post=48155821][color=deeppink]Hit "Like" if you like my profile photo?[/color][/quo


can u follow back? I wanna pm u
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 5:10pm On Aug 03, 2016
D34lw4p:
Lolz, cant stop laughing! I dont know why some people cant just be themselves, madness!
lol I tell u dia z hunger in d land oo
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op):
promqueen247:
HAHaha, forming gone wrong.

Sometime forming doesn't mean you uptight around the opposite sex, you just being conscious and observing due etiquette prior to gender role. But then again, them fight over fish got me laughing real hard.
trust me if u witness d scene u go pee for pant embarassed
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Chicken Protects You From Mosquitoes by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
Benard94:
Go sit down

RomanceRe: Sleeping With Chicken Protects You From Mosquitoes by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:32pm On Aug 03, 2016
Benard94:
I said something is weird... Try that for yourself
aren't you d one curious? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Like This....(crying)what A Slap by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:29pm On Aug 03, 2016
Op wen ur witches on NL decide to deal with u offline grin
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Chicken Protects You From Mosquitoes by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:25pm On Aug 03, 2016
op try the two and see which works grin

thank me later
RomanceRe: A Moment Of Truth! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:22pm On Aug 03, 2016
EmperorLee:
grin grin grin cheesy grin grin My hand no dey ooh grin
and I guess I didn't tag any goat's moniker tongue
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 3:19pm On Aug 03, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
embarassed cry so u af turn me to Amebo abi?
turn u khe, I tot its in ur blood grin
RomanceRe: A Moment Of Truth! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:16pm On Aug 03, 2016
EmperorLee:
WOLE SOYINKA OF NAIRALAND grin
lol, d only difference z dah Soyinka z not jobless grin
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 3:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
kelechi50:
That's why the man of God said No toasting and No marriage for unemployed man &woman and your here ranting because of catfish
DAT isn't ranting Mr saint, its a question

now tell me wen last u donated 1500 for charity or gerarahia
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 3:05pm On Aug 03, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy lipsrsealed [b]lol #ayamSPEECHLESS[b]
y wouldn't you, its not a controversial thread. z it? tongue
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 2:55pm On Aug 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



I dunno y but Tats not my attitude.. I personally don't like any presents... But when it's there, I never reject it coz I know how much they chose and prepared tat for me grin

At least now, u know wat kind of girl u been wooing...
tnx dear

dats y I said "most" not all.
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 2:54pm On Aug 03, 2016
emmyid:
lol...Dude wants an answer. But what else do U want to me to tell you, are you not a Nigerian, is dat your first experience with a naija gal, don't you kno they are bunch of 'formers' and wannabe?
They are so fake like they wer all made in China.
Bro get use to them. Tanx



**modified**
I tire oô, d gift cost me #1500

honestly I felt like spitting on d fish wen I saw dem eating it cry
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 2:51pm On Aug 03, 2016
Section8:
LMAO!!! She prolly thougth the fish made her look local,cheap or sumthing, Who understands women sef?

But you sef 3 catfisheshuh You try abeg!! Me na 100 recharge card I go give her
edakun e EPP Mi cry


na her packaging deceive me
RomanceRe: **** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 2:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
emmyid:
ok
does dat answer d question?
RomanceRe: Onionbooty On Romanceland! Come And Mention Them by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:37pm On Aug 03, 2016
mizzbouqui my secret crush z no doubt d most endowed cheesy
Romance**** She Is Hungry Yet She Wouldn't Stop Forming***** by IHATEPUZZY(op): 2:34pm On Aug 03, 2016
fellow romancelanders I want u to understand that this thread is not created to insult d ladies.............* fast forward*
[b]
as a young graduate waiting for nysc mobilization I spend most of my time online ( trolling nairaland and online business* fiverr*, I met dis pretty lady on Facebook and we got talking, though she was dis hard to get type of babe but as a sharp guy I had my way of melting her.
she declined wen I asked to see her and take her out, I also tried convincing her to meet in my place but all to no avail, later after much sweet words and care she agreed to c me only if I could come visiting in her hostel, to which I eagerly obliged.
* fast forward*
last week Sunday I called her dat I will b visiting and she sent her address and included I buy her a gift wen coming. I got dressed and was set for her place. I couldn't get a beta gift as it was a Sunday and most shop didn't open but I decided to get her 3 big life catfish ( as I know ladies love for sharwama).
I arrived her hostel and put a cal 2ru to her, shortly she came out and welcomed me cheerfully ( probably cos she noticed I came with a car), we got in and I met 2 of her friends of which they all greeted me quite well, after few minutes of gisting she asked for her gift and I presented d fish to her, but instead of appreciation I noticed a straight look on her face ( was she expecting diamond or a bentely?) after showing it to her friends naso dis insults started, dey insulted me as if it was a scripted play, I was so annoyed nd I left embarrassed as they even went as far as throwing d fish outside into dirt 2ru d window.
I got home dissapointed but fortunately for me and unfortunately for her I forgot my glasses dia and had to return abt an hour later to retrieve it, I got back to d door, knocked once, twice, and got no response den I helped myself into d room as it wasn't locked, I met d greatest surprise of my life as I entered. those girls were busy fighting over gaari and d fish I had earlier bought ( I was perplexed) they were so shocked to see me return and were dumbfounded.
I walked in, took my lens, shaked my head and bolted away.
[/b]
my question z y do "most" people always form even wen dey meet someone wu can help dia situation?


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RomanceRe: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:51pm On Aug 03, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Really shocked shocked
yes, wat av u gat to say tongue
RomanceRe: How Many Fathers Can Do This To Their Sons???? (pictures). by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:41pm On Aug 03, 2016
if he doesn't, wu will?

fatherly love tho
RomanceRe: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
hehehe mizzbouqui cuman see something oo

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