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Nairaland / General / Re: Association Of Nigerian Rats Denies Allegation By Presidency by IHATEPUZZY(m): 4:09pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
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Nairaland / General / Association Of Nigerian Rats Denies Allegation By Presidency by IHATEPUZZY(m): 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
CHAIR-RAT OF THE ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIAN HOUSE RATS DENIES HIS MEMBERS TURNED PRESIDENT'S OFFICE INTO GRAZING FIELD The head of the House Rats Association of Nigeria (HARAN) has disputed claims by the Nigerian presidency that the presence of rodents in his office has forced him out. Nigeria's president Buhari "resumed" office on Monday after a 105 day medical vacation abroad only to excuse himself from working in the office the following day. However Chief Erasmus chairat of Haran swiftly denied this, " on no account did any of our members engages in such an unpatriotic and unconstitutional act. The Nigerian constitution is clear that no one should occupy the office of president of the federal republic of Nigeria other than via the provisions of the constitution to wit democrat elections. What Buhari's aides have done is to accuse of treason or coup," adding, "we shall not take it!" Asked if it is possible that his members did so while he was in the US where he is currently addressing the annual convention of the Association of Nigeria Turtles in USA (ANT USA), chief Erasmus (pronounced "Aratsamouse" said, "True our Rats occupy homes across the length and breadth of Nigeria in keeping with our age long traditions and recognized gracing routes but we are not political in nature and would never aspire to take an office we did not campaign for. True there have been clashes here and there between the Rats and the homeowners but it's all a simple misunderstanding. Any rat who chews computer cables, wires, certificates must be from Chas, Cameroun and Niger. They are not our members." Asked if he was implying that the reported damage may have been done by foreign terrorists Rats and not indigenous Rats so the presidency might be right after all, he countered " have you seen the security vote and the defense budget of the government? The president is spending 50 million on sewage in the presidential villa. That is equal to $170,000. If they are spending that much evacuating the waste, what would any self-respecting rate hope to find there to eat? I assure you this a classic case of giving a rat a bad name so you can hang it." Chief Erasmus who is in the US for one week to attend the ANT convention said his phone has been wringing since morning from concerned members and the media. "It was CNN that woke me up this morning to confirm whether we had actually taken over the government house in Nigeria. I thought it was a dream. Then my wife called and said the children were chased out of class by mates who were taunting them that Buhari will deal with their father along with the hyenas and jackals who have held sway since he left." "Please if he can't rule its better he resigns or return to London instead of telling lies on innocent rates. He shouldn't heat the polity unnecessarily by politicizing this issue. We are equal opportunity occupiers - we live with IPOB members, AREWA YOUTHS, OPC etc. it's only Boko Haram we don't live with because they don't live in houses but in the bush. However even our cousins the bush Rats don't hang around them because they don't like what they are doing." Chief Erasmus concluded,"honestly if you are quiet, you will be taken for granted and stamped under foot in this country. Look at how cows have occupied churches, schools, airport runway, stadium, secretariat, highway, farms etc nobody has done anything thing. Then we who are continuing our ancestral duty as tiny as we are are the ones being scandalized. Honestly, this calls for restructuring. On restructuring we stand!" 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Real Is MMM? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 8:28pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
Baawaa: pls tell me how they are going to scam us since we don't pay them? and y avnt dey scammed people in oda countries DAT it has been existing for 5 yrz do u even have idea how it works b4 judging? |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Real Is MMM? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 6:48pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
stan567: yes, its very safe av been a member of d community for over four months 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Real Is MMM? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 6:46pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
INTROVERT: and how is it ponzi? does d site collect d money from participants? if u don't know ow it works den don't tarnish d name |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Real Is MMM? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 6:42pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
mmm is real, it's not a ponzi skill like others, u don't pay into d site account. its just a way of bringing people together by helping each other. dey will match u to pay someone like u and anoda person will pay u too, funniest thing is DAT ur money starts increasing without even paying my ist match was on d 28th day after registering and I got my money 2 days later |
Nairaland / General / Re: Warning To Nigerians As MMM Zimbabwe Crashes by IHATEPUZZY(m): 5:41pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Op u re a fool for posting dis rubbish, dia growth was reduced from 100% to 20% not all this lies u spread nxt time don't b hurry to show ur stupidity |
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls I Need Someone To Educate Me On How To Make Sharwama by IHATEPUZZY(m): 5:07pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
OK mods please help me move this topic to food section pls save a brother from d hustle of labour market |
Nairaland / General / Pls I Need Someone To Educate Me On How To Make Sharwama by IHATEPUZZY(m): 4:59pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
Good afternoon fellow nairalanders, am a graduate going for nysc by November. I want to learn ow to make sharwama and roasted chicken so I can start a business anywia am posted. pls I really need d knowledge tnx |
Romance / Re: Someone is trying to scam me again by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:19pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
op been murdering English since 18bc |
Romance / Re: Someone is trying to scam me again by IHATEPUZZY(m): 6:06pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
e go soon apen |
Romance / Re: A New Nairalander.. by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:47pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
welcome to mysterious jungle 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch ‘B’ Online Registration For Orientation Course Notice by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:04pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Soon-to-be Bride & Her Crew Dressed As Sailors In Bikinis by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:52pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Oh! How I've Missed Romanceland by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:43pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: I Am Just So Unimpressed by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:27pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Birthday! Chilling With Boo by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:22pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Oh! How I've Missed Romanceland by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:19pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Birthday! Chilling With Boo by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#2ecc71]He should ban this 1 for that ignorant comment you made up top •••• You tauny him on her s on thread and now in yer sig. Why wouldn't he ban you? wat rules dictate wat to put on my siggy?[/color] |
Romance / Re: I Am Just So Unimpressed by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:12pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:03pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Birthday! Chilling With Boo by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:01pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#00cccc] I just read yer sig,you STILL at it! wah do u expect, d bastard gave my 3 handles 10 yrs ban in space of hours [/color] |
Romance / Re: In A Relationship,who Should Love More-guys Or Girls? by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:58pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
am sure anybody who can answer all dis nairaland rhetorical questions have no problem passing jamb dis Op head needs panel biting asapp |
Romance / Re: Birthday! Chilling With Boo by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:54pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
Romance / Re: The Sin Of Ponography: by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:46pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Break-up Stories by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:39pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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