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I raped a baboon in a hotel room ![]() |
Let's play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence... Select your month Jan : I need Feb : I killed Mar : I slept with Apr : I raped May : I slapped Jun : I hugged Jul : I played with Aug : I jumped on Sep : I got drunk with Oct : I spit on Nov : I kissed Dec : I love SELECT A DAY 01- Someone 02- a donkey 03- a monkey 04- a baboon 05- an elephant 06- my cousin 07- my girlfriend/boyfriend 08- Ronaldo 09- Nicky Minaj 10- a clown 11- a drunkard 12- a virgin 13- a hobo 14- a genius 15- a gorilla 16- Chris Brown 17- a pig 18- a model 19- Nobody 20- my dog 21- my first love 22- my ex 23- an old man 24- a dinosaur 25- Kim Kardashian 26- a prostitute 27- the lecturer 28- my best friend 29- a cat 30- an old friend 31- an idiot Select the year of birth... 1980- in a bar 1981- in a car park 1982- in a dirty pond 1983- in an ocean 1984- in a police van 1985- in a garage 1986- in a forest 1987- in a swimming pool 1988- in a toilet 1989- in a garden 1990- in a hotel room 1991- in a bus 1992- in a taxi 1993- on my bed 1994- in the river 1995- in our room 1996- on the playground 1997- with out my pants 1998- on the house roof 1999- with my eyes open 2000- but I'm lying 2001- in the grave yard 2002- in the bathroom 2003- always 2004- today 2005- on my birthday. Whats your funny sentence. ? No cheating |
and u had to open thread for this? ![]() geh over d asslicking bro ![]() |
afterall its not rest in Perfect peace ![]() |
I cnt but hiss for African mentality, d poor ones are the one DAT try hard to be seen by did kind of attitude, rich pple, like bill gate, dangote, will Neva do such. BTW dos 100 naira bills no even teach 100k mtcheeeeew |
Fabulocity:hahaha dis got me lmao |
Mr men is get:u mean d one that was stoned to death at d market ![]() |
its not hard to find, just 6feet below ![]() |
Fabulocity:dickphobia ![]() |
yea welcome, rehab section will fit u ![]() |
Fabulocity:mere words can b deceptive, will love to show u in person ![]() |
Sbsex:don't wori if she dies or not, just grind her kitty with pleasure ![]() |
Fabulocity:check my siggy BTW gay as in Gabriel? ![]() |
Fabulocity:no b me type am, mah acct was hacked ![]() |
do u mind my ass? |
adaksbullet:not as clever as u think u Re, u changed my comment and quote, but u failed to change d 3rd line. ur balls needs to b used to make cheese ![]() |
Op I pick ur FUTURE as d lady, now my rap....... Op's future may you be dull, may u b useless like NEPA bill, may u b cursed like buhari, may u b rejected like Jonathan, may u b shamed like metuh may u die like bin laden...............*rap continues* #mtchew useless thread ![]() |
and so? ![]() |
naija galz and dia stupid mentality, dem go dey shout " hlp my husband wants to use juju on me" |
mumus been concentrating on d pics as if its dia final year exam question ![]() |
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shit I came late |
mizzbouqui:I'll just pretend am blind and pass |
NairalandEFCC1:smh, is this life? I pity the tree somewhere working to supply u oxygen pple like u need life sniffed outta dem in d most painful manner, scallywag |
NairalandEFCC1:what fucking thread |
sigh, not again ![]() |
NairalandEFCC1:this guy must be a waec candidate ![]() judging from ur choice of words and command of English, smh |
mizzbouqui:en oya pm me pics make I give kenneth |
u will understand after sacrificing all u have in d name of love and still get dumped like nepa bill ![]() |
bamirotola:mirage is a scientific term used to tell d refraction of d vapor in d sky on d road ( usually in sunny days) |
Kenneth205:en oya mizzbouqui should we? |

? No cheating


Do you want me to send you to my great-grandfather so you can confirm my story??

