I raped a baboon in a hotel room

Let's play a game..
Find your birthday month, day and
year and form a sentence...
Select your month
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I'm lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthday.
Whats your funny sentence.? No cheating

Fabulocity:
Buhahahahahahaha!
Who told you it's a female on the other side??
I pity you!

hahaha dis got me lmao

Mr men is get:
Do you want me to send you to my great-grandfather so you can confirm my story??

u mean d one that was stoned to death at d market

its not hard to find,

just 6feet below

Fabulocity:
Never mind.

dickphobia

yea welcome,

rehab section will fit u

Fabulocity:
Your siggy don't prove anything.
Answer me joorh.
Yes, gay as in gaybriel.

mere words can b deceptive,

will love to show u in person

Sbsex:


U wana kill her? I see, u don't like ur GMA and her pussy at all

don't wori if she dies or not, just grind her kitty with pleasure

Fabulocity:
Na so.
You hate puzzy.
You're offering op your ass
You gay?

check my siggy

BTW gay as in Gabriel?

Sbsex:


I do pussy nt ass

OK my grandma has a kitty-kat, I will forward it to u,
if I don't wu will?

Fabulocity:

no b me type am, mah acct was hacked

do u mind my ass?

adaksbullet:
ameeeeeeeeeeeeen

not as clever as u think u Re, u changed my comment and quote, but u failed to change d 3rd line.

ur balls needs to b used to make cheese

and so?

naija galz and dia stupid mentality, dem go dey shout " hlp my husband wants to use juju on me"

shit I came late

mizzbouqui:

Giver lemon ni
Wetin do the one for my DP

I'll just pretend am blind and pass

NairalandEFCC1:
ok make I remind you, when I created that most loved thread did I insult you didn't I promote you an announce how people were liking you8 you don forget so soon you insulted me that's why I have been fighting you stop trying to feel important I don't forgive people ask tiny I have been on her matte for days now

smh, is this life?

I pity the tree somewhere working to supply u oxygen

pple like u need life sniffed outta dem in d most painful manner, scallywag

NairalandEFCC1:
I see that thread for front page you try

what fucking thread

sigh, not again

NairalandEFCC1:
I doesn't worth it manager for oil company

this guy must be a waec candidate


judging from ur choice of words and command of English, smh

mizzbouqui:

Yes na, my boo gave me the go ahead
No yawa

en oya pm me pics make I give kenneth

bamirotola:



Exist like a mirage

mirage is a scientific term used to tell d refraction of d vapor in d sky on d road ( usually in sunny days)

Kenneth205:



Lols! I can

en oya mizzbouqui should we?