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Romance / Re: *** Sunday Game***** Come In>>>>>>>>>>> by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:15am On Aug 28, 2016 |
I raped a baboon in a hotel room |
Romance / *** Sunday Game***** Come In>>>>>>>>>>> by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:13am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Let's play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence... Select your month Jan : I need Feb : I killed Mar : I slept with Apr : I raped May : I slapped Jun : I hugged Jul : I played with Aug : I jumped on Sep : I got drunk with Oct : I spit on Nov : I kissed Dec : I love SELECT A DAY 01- Someone 02- a donkey 03- a monkey 04- a baboon 05- an elephant 06- my cousin 07- my girlfriend/boyfriend 08- Ronaldo 09- Nicky Minaj 10- a clown 11- a drunkard 12- a virgin 13- a hobo 14- a genius 15- a gorilla 16- Chris Brown 17- a pig 18- a model 19- Nobody 20- my dog 21- my first love 22- my ex 23- an old man 24- a dinosaur 25- Kim Kardashian 26- a prostitute 27- the lecturer 28- my best friend 29- a cat 30- an old friend 31- an idiot Select the year of birth... 1980- in a bar 1981- in a car park 1982- in a dirty pond 1983- in an ocean 1984- in a police van 1985- in a garage 1986- in a forest 1987- in a swimming pool 1988- in a toilet 1989- in a garden 1990- in a hotel room 1991- in a bus 1992- in a taxi 1993- on my bed 1994- in the river 1995- in our room 1996- on the playground 1997- with out my pants 1998- on the house roof 1999- with my eyes open 2000- but I'm lying 2001- in the grave yard 2002- in the bathroom 2003- always 2004- today 2005- on my birthday. Whats your funny sentence.? No cheating |
Romance / Re: A Dame, Aging With Grace. by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:12pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
and u had to open thread for this? geh over d asslicking bro 1 Like |
Romance / Re: See A Girlfriend's Reply To Her Boo Causing Confusion On Facebook by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:35pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
afterall its not rest in Perfect peace |
Romance / Re: Money Speaking Speaking - Couple Steps On Money On Their Wedding Day by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:06pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
I cnt but hiss for African mentality, d poor ones are the one DAT try hard to be seen by did kind of attitude, rich pple, like bill gate, dangote, will Neva do such. BTW dos 100 naira bills no even teach 100k mtcheeeeew |
Romance / Re: THREAD For BAD Boys Only by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:29am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Fabulocity: hahaha dis got me lmao |
Romance / Re: Hi I'm New Here by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:15am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Mr men is get: u mean d one that was stoned to death at d market |
Romance / Re: THREAD For BAD Boys Only by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:12am On Aug 27, 2016 |
its not hard to find, just 6feet below 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:10am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Hi I'm New Here by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:08am On Aug 27, 2016 |
yea welcome, rehab section will fit u 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:06am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Fabulocity: mere words can b deceptive, will love to show u in person |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:03am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Sbsex: don't wori if she dies or not, just grind her kitty with pleasure |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 12:00am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Fabulocity: check my siggy BTW gay as in Gabriel? |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:57pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Lagos Sugar Mummy by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:51pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
do u mind my ass? |
Romance / Re: Song For Her by IHATEPUZZY(m): 11:11pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
adaksbullet: not as clever as u think u Re, u changed my comment and quote, but u failed to change d 3rd line. ur balls needs to b used to make cheese |
Romance / Re: Song For Her by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:50pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Op I pick ur FUTURE as d lady, now my rap....... Op's future may you be dull, may u b useless like NEPA bill, may u b cursed like buhari, may u b rejected like Jonathan, may u b shamed like metuh may u die like bin laden...............*rap continues* #mtchew useless thread |
Romance / Re: Friday Awoof by IHATEPUZZY(m): 10:08pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
and so? |
Romance / Re: What A Husband (photo) by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:55pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
naija galz and dia stupid mentality, dem go dey shout " hlp my husband wants to use juju on me" |
Romance / Re: You Are Not Pure If You Don't See This (pic): Just For Fun by IHATEPUZZY(m): 9:48pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
mumus been concentrating on d pics as if its dia final year exam question 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Things Nigerian Men Hurriedly Do In The Shower, Before The Lady Comes In. by IHATEPUZZY(m): 8:49pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
shit I came late |
Romance / Re: REFIX: A Nairalander Pictured With Nicki Minaj by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:50pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: I'll just pretend am blind and pass |
Romance / Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:25pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
NairalandEFCC1: smh, is this life? I pity the tree somewhere working to supply u oxygen pple like u need life sniffed outta dem in d most painful manner, scallywag 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:11pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
NairalandEFCC1: what fucking thread |
Romance / Re: A Working Class Guy Should Never Date A Student Or An Unemployed Girl by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:07pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
sigh, not again |
Romance / Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:04pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
NairalandEFCC1: this guy must be a waec candidate judging from ur choice of words and command of English, smh 1 Like |
Romance / Re: REFIX: A Nairalander Pictured With Nicki Minaj by IHATEPUZZY(m): 2:02pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: en oya pm me pics make I give kenneth |
Romance / Re: Love: My Perception About It by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:28pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
u will understand after sacrificing all u have in d name of love and still get dumped like nepa bill |
Romance / Re: *****lets Try This Game, Its Called D Last Man Standing**** by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:26pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
bamirotola: mirage is a scientific term used to tell d refraction of d vapor in d sky on d road ( usually in sunny days) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: REFIX: A Nairalander Pictured With Nicki Minaj by IHATEPUZZY(m): 1:20pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
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