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[color=#1980BC] I don't like beating women...i prefer hitting unreal men. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Day 24.....what did we say about nature?! yeah she blew up in our faces with massive galeforce rain winds that almost threw me and my umbrella away..bad enough jamaica was on the summit of a hill so we are looking triple times effect,this ofcourse had a devastating blow with softie watermelons about a quater of the crop suffering some varying degrees of tissues injuries...we don't need a messy battle with contagious anthracnose,gum stem and fruit rot diseases... so we are uprootin and replanting...Hopefully,the rain gods will temper justice with mercy this time around..Special thanks to Salisu and Dan-Fulani for their kindness. [/color]

keandre: [color=#1980BC]yes o iiichidodo invented this font..blah cm seize ma phone naw[/color]

[color=#1980BC] You're a copycat,worse is you ain't female..go'way.. [/color]

keandre: [color=#1980BC]On 5th oct. Free bonanza,i say too[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Don't live under his shadow...create your own font...everyone knows ichidodo writes with this...Copy right is not free bonanza,i say. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Day 23...still fertilizing though got distracted by a pest problem....finally gotten rid of the Aphids and really looking forward to taking out the squash bugs...looked them on the net and found at they are really called Cucumber beetles...they transmit bacterial wilt though watermelons are immune but the sooner we get rid of them the better....The problem with bush gardening is you get all sorts of things from the sublime to the absurd...Mother Nature just wants a piece of the action. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fine girl... [/color]

xynerise: Burnley, Sunderland, Newcastle may win us but Arsenal...... NAH!!!. It is the tradition.

[color=#1980BC] That tradition of recent has seen retired along with ferguson....Now we have Blackett,Smalling, Jones and co at Carrington...Free Bonanza,i say.. [/color]

xynerise: Unbeaten wey man utd go soon break?

[color=#1980BC] U no hear manure dey offer free bonanza on top 3 points?...we must kpaké our own share... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Let us nap this point and still maintain the unbeaten record....COOOOMMMEEEE OONN YOOOUU GUUUNNERRRSSSSHH!!!!.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is rubbish.....c'mon frankie,take me outta here.. [/color]

haffaze777: scholarship

[color=#1980BC] Chelsae draw don't cry o!... [/color]

chelseabmw: ODE!!!

[color=#1980BC] Wait make Aston Villa equalize first....you will hear from my lawyers.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Aston Villa why?...Score chelsae na?! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Day 22....TGIF!!!.Wooww!!...Finished weeding on schedule....commenced fertilization though uncompleted but hopefully will round up tomorrow..Interestin to note how we struck up a friendly convo with a fulani herdsman in the bush..he instantly knew what the plant was..very intelligient for one who doesn't do any cultivation at all....Will make it a point of duty to send some garden produce up his village..A friendly gesture btw North and East..Meanwhile....... [/color]

OgologoDimkpa: I thought you only love football. Never knew you're a farmer.

keep it up!

[color=#1980BC] Oga na your hand we dey o! Farming is just a hobby..besides,i am obsessed with fruits and vegetables... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Day 21.....Weeding to be completed tomorrow and fertilizer applied ASAP......before then,today i took Blade on an exercise....evicting unwanted tenants in Jamaica,leveling down tree and shrub stumps Home of the squash bugs,see day 17..squash bugs? out!....Aphids? Thanks to my homebrew bug spray....Out!.Looking to rigg up a tobacca flavoured upgrade to my homebrew....will christen the concotion Zalayeta. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is f**ked up..C'mon frankie,take me outta here.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] With Drogba in....we can see a Bolton Equalizer...come you Bolton!… [/color]

jimmy4x: na wetin I say make u dey do b ds no be make u dey hate on better team...
Oya come collect brotherly hug make we end our fight.

[color=#1980BC] Hmmmm... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] "Schurrle whips in a great delivery that is met at the front post by Oscar , but the Brazilian's powerful header is brilliantly tipped over the bar by Lonergan." Brilliant Goalkeeper!!.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] " A quick look at the statistics shows that Chelsea have been well on top. They have seen 64% of the
possession and have had 18 to Bolton's
sole effort. However, only five of those
shots have been on target, with their
finishing not quite up to their high
standards yet."credit must go to Lonergan, he has been fantastic in goal this half...... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Max Clayton on the bench?! Bolton needs to throw him in at the deep end...rubbish football club chelsae has to be knocked out and hopefully spark a steep dip in form ... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] "Stamford Nairaland Bridge has just been stunned into silence as the visitors level with their first attempt on goal. They win
a free kick in a decent position which is
whipped into the box by Feeney and
headed into the corner by Mills. That goal
came out of absolutely nowhere and
Bolton can hardly believe it!" [/color]

[color=#1980BC] GOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!! BOLTON!!! MATT MILLS!! GGOOOOAAAALLL!!!.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Chelsae don't need carling cup....therefore they go down today.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Close up view... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Day 20........Jamaica in the full glow of sunrise.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This kind partnership na ogbonge..you go fear partnership... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Don't understand what the fuss is all about...so the bloody phone is flexible....so what?!... [/color]

sinokingz: wic1 again u think u go cari

[color=#1980BC] Which wan you wan make we carry?? Carling Cup?! Tufia!...Trophyless better pass Carling 'spoon'. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Bad belle sheeple Chelsae,Manure and Loserpool,this is just carling cup,we don't understand what this hate is all about...Gunners4lyfe.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] [b] Day 19......Heavy winds delayed today's proceedings but we eventually got down to it though there are still some ridges still left to till over.....While at work we discovered a new threat,hopefully early enough..... APHIDS...known as plant lice these suckly buggers are gardners worst nightmare..they live underside of plant leaves sucking plant sap...they are also 'farmed' by ants,i suspect, who keep egg cases in their hive underground until they scout a new plant succulent enough then they install these cases until they hatchout as Aphids..these Aphids whilst piercing and sucking plant juices are induced to produce Honey dew for ants....a nefarious form of symbiosis as far as gardners all over the world are concerned....even though infestation is very low,We try to maintain the strict policy of avoiding pesticide chemicals and toxins on garden produce for human consumption so we are looking at brewing a secret home recipe to curb this mencace...Aphids kill plants and spread watermelon mosaic virus....We are not having it..[/b] [/color]