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Has a stub in place of a pen[i]i[/i]s |
Better than sticking it in Ken dolls! ![]() |
Van Vicker and Nse Ikpe-Etim Rock the Cover of Complete Fashion Magazine
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LMAO!!!!!! No yab am too much abeg!! ![]() |
Mynd go to bed! Cindy's waiting :-p |
ozoebuka1: i've heard enough that and that thing aint gonna make me increase or decrease, so am thinking on hitting the -exit botton-!Byeee! ![]() |
It's a video. Move your cursor to the 'screen' and click. It'll start playing ![]() I don't know what other ideas you had |
Stares at his boss and shoots imaginary beams that wud dismember him, funny thing is, he is his boss. |
I didn't know there was a similar thread already opened. You can delete the thread, I really don't mind. |
Fine boy like that will not last a week! ![]() |
BET Awards 2012 "Best International Act Africa". Our own Wizkid and Ghana’s Sarkodie have emerged winners of the 2012 BET Awards Best International Act Africa. The event took place live at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles on the 2nd. Sarkodie is the first Ghanaian to win the BET Award.
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Funke was among the 8000 people chosen accross the world to carry the olympic torch, with people like Kanu Nwankwo, Sasha, YAW Pic taken last week in London.
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In 2011, Jim was sued by an Abuja based lady, Habiba Abubakar, for allegedly defrauding her of N15million. The case went to court and Jim Iyke was charged with criminal breach of trust, criminal force, assault, cheating and criminal misappropriation. But the case was this week thrown out by the court for lack of evidence, clearing Jim Iyke of any liability. Jim and Habiba will now resolve their issues out of court. Jim Iyke's Tweet Series; After having a stressful year filled with so many allegations and rumors, Jim Iyke feels relieved and decided to vent his feelings on Twitter. More like Tweet Therapy. Read his tweets below. "My many thx to fam friends fans 4 forging virtues in me I didn't have. Thx to haters too, 4 d absolute conviction failure wasn't an option. Tis is my vent as well as therapy. I'm gonna do 5 Michaelblackson inspired shoutouts and 5 'who am I' inspired game questions. Enjoy!! Lol! Ok! Ready? 5 shout outs! Lol! 1. Shout out to d bleached psychopath frm d north dat went & got a tummy tuck and breast reductn to boost her ext low self esteem. 2 Shoutout to all d sociopaths dat come onto hardwokin brodas wit bogus biz formats then resort to blackmail wh they dt get laid. Wtf! Lmao! 3 Shoutout to d creeps dt turned my age to a guessin game. Kp speculating, bt will nv get it cos y'all so dim witted. D joke's on u retards! 4 shoutout to dt gay nigga bdemmy & d oda Hebitches at d bottom of d food chain wit jokes abt debt. Its biz bitches! get off my d*1*ck no homo 5 shoutout to my fakeass colleagues and friends dat smile in my face and stick a stiletto in d small of my back! My name's still IKECHUKWU! 6 D last and by no means d least. Shoutout to TeamJimIyke and all my true fans out there. Without u I'm nothing! I love y'all ferociously!! Phew! Dat felt sooo good finally! My body don com down. Certain truths had to be told. We cont wit 'who am I' tomo. Gnite folks! Lol!"
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spikes C: Seriously, i thought u would know when you're not wanted. Stop using too much of the F word, its not good for your mental well being. I know you're still a V but i don't do dirty girls (sorry for disapointing)Haha! ![]() Just because NL is a faceless forum, besides yaba left patients opening threads we now have donkeys posting shit about how fly they are ![]() don't confuse me with the ho's you 'hang' with cos you and them combined have got nothing on me. I suggest you transfer ur s.hit stained fingers elsewhere and channel ur energy into something constructive like a job. |
LWKMD ![]() |
Dances naked under the moonlight, hoping each time to seduce Venus for a 'visit'. |
spikes C: Are you lonely, u can say it literally you know. Maybe i would consider you...hope u don't have body odourwhat are you harping on about? I do not need a person to consider me in anyway so go and play with ur pen.is. Ode! |
Is the fcukeroo talking to me? Ewu. |
[quote author=Mynd_44]i have his time nah. He is about to get it[/quote]Abeg end this nonsense! See him reading as a guest, thinking of a comeback or rather googling it. Mscheeew! |
Mynd, this fuckaroo or whatever he calls himself, has been going at you like he doesn't have any other yansh to sniff. What the hell is going on ![]() Bebe abeg spambot no dey catch this mugu ![]() This f.ucker is getting on my nerves! |
This is not dating its a ghost relationship. After 3 months you've never met his friends neither has he spoken to them about you, going out to places where he won't run into people he knows. That's a warning so follow ur instincts, it won't disappoint you in this situation. |
Lmao! ![]() |
Attention seeker ![]() |
It is strange he doesn't want you to know where he stays, perhaps he is embarrassed because he feels it wont be up to ur standards or the guy is probably hiding a wife and kids at home. You've been dating for only 3 months isn't it too soon? You have to relax, marriage is not a rushed thing or else you will end up making the biggest mistake of your life. See how it goes with this guys for a couple of months if he is still dodgy about these details then talk to him honestly. Is he hiding other things or is this the only issue? About the guy in the States tell him to chill, haba! Make you enjoy Christmas first!! |
Not around cos he's busy shagging corpses! |
All this drama!! How hard is it to look her in the face (right in the eyes so there's no room for confusion) and say "I DON'T LIKE YOU NOR WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SO PLEASE F[b]U[/b]CK OFF!" Life is that simple ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Hell raised to the power of NO!!! [/color]I'm breaking up with you. Can we be friends? |
Licks the ground I walk on. Literally. |
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